wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill

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wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
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"anyone who can finish an entire milkshake from one of those old fashioned diners or drive-ins possesses unnatural gifts and should be worshiped as a new god"

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#2
"you know what they say -- you can't open a doorknob with crisco on your hands"

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#3
"wh y am i not an emote yet"

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#4
"what is this, nutmeg? it's delicious. could you pass me the milk, please? thank you, birdsen."

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#5
"anyone who writes a viola solo longer than 15 seconds is probably some kind of crazed musical deviant and is not to be trusted."

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#6
"all else is nothing but."

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#8
"what is a youtube? i don't like the sound of tubes coming out of my body..."

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#9
"the bigger they are, the bigger they fall"

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#10
"You can't break an egg without breaking a few eggs."

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#11
"Don't get caught with your beard in the litterbox"

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