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"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
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Real life competitive incremental game as part of a Google AFD joke thingy. Teams of 5 race to fill up a huge tank with paint. Teams are also allowed to disrupt other teams by sending people to other rooms.

Later, a dream about bisecting gerrymandered districts
03-19-2017, 01:45 PM
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I had an extra pair of very heavy eyelids that took conscious effort to open; my regular ones were useless and their presence arguably made things more disorienting
03-26-2017, 02:17 PM
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I dreamed that I was walking through this weird fair/community college/indoor mall thing, and I walked through it and it felt more like a Doom level halfway through. Sometime around then, my dream turned into me being in a cool big Discord chat (that I don't remember the contents of), then suddenly I got banned and placed in a smaller one with most of the new members. I decided to look on the website for the server, and they said they did this because the chat was originally a friend chat before some Diggity Doosh put the invite out for everyone to join. However, they will let people back into the big chat if they decide to go through The Ritual™, one of the steps was trying to beat a DOOM level put out on the site. I forget what the gameplay of said level was like, but I tried to beat it, but I just got stuck. I then found out I could talk with the creator INSIDE the map itself with a keystroke, and I don't think they could help me.

Soon after, the dream cut out to something else ENTIRELY, which was gameplay of an old DOS game that I'm assuming was an adventure game about either cowboys or sheiks. (I think it was the latter.) However, I found out that I was playing a mod in which someone modded a new character in called "JONTRON," and when you tried to play the game with it, Jon would just fall in from the character select screen and fall into some hay (the selection screen was not traditional in any sense, the bottom half was just the stage you started out on with said character), then dying, I'm assuming. I thought that was so stupid and kind of hilarious that I woke up.

Then I didn't get any sleep for two hours. Joy.
03-27-2017, 02:42 AM
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I had a dream where the skin on my leg split open and it felt so real I had to check if it really happened.

My leg is a bit sore right now but I don't know if that's my brain being stupid.

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04-03-2017, 11:05 AM
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My family was trying to convince me it was already May 5th. The closest I got to a coherent Why was some combination of daylight savings time and leap year(s).
04-25-2017, 01:05 AM
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04-25-2017, 01:11 AM
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having multiple daylight savings times is great for skipping any unpleasant, scheduled events. like exams.

Alas, that is the stuff of dreams.

"A day without a laugh is a day wasted."
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04-25-2017, 02:06 AM
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I had a dream where I might Schazer irl, only instead of being an eaglemodenglishteacher, she was a nintendo sales representative, answering questions about breath of the wild.

edit: Oh and the conference was taking place in a semi-frozen creek, and Schazer paused it halfway through to catch a frog.
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04-26-2017, 05:40 AM
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I passed out by accident this morning and had a weird dream about needing to escape from a malicious teacher who was trying to lead a class into this weird dungeon thing but doing so discretely (one at a time horror movie style). I and my usual faceless dream-companion teamed up to try and get out. None of the others believed us so we tried escaping on our own. We managed to get to a lake and crossing it was the only way to get away. For some reason I brought my cat with me and we spent a good while trying to decide how to get him across without him drowning.

We came up with putting him on a big ol log and pushing it. We managed to get halfway across the lake before the teacher, using fucking hawk-vision, spotted us and started trying to shoot at us with a goddamn harpoon-gun of all things.

Something pulled us underwater then and we got dragged down into this big ol bubble cave (my cat included) where we could breathe. I'm not sure what pulled us under but I think I saw hands in the shadows.

Anyway there was a tunnel down there so we continued on our quest through that and got out the other side and suddenly everything was winter for some reason (it was summer before) and we were in a totally different area.

We found a log-cabin and broke into it but that's where the dream ends cause I woke up soon after. I think we were trying to raid the fridge for food or something, I dunno.
04-26-2017, 08:04 PM
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dream3: i do meals on wheels in real life, it's a volunteer thing, kitchen make food and then it gets delivered to old people, i do the delivery, and many cities around the country do it. i do it for my local town...
this week it's take place in in nearby BIG major city........... nearby as in an hour on the highway away. and also in the evening
this wouldn't happen in the real world since.... most cities have their own division of Meals on Wheels.......

so i drive up there and get there an hour early..... so i decide to visit a museum! i look at my map and find a parking lot and walk a couple blocks through a nice beautiful park with a riverpond thing....
and so the museum is a museum about............ taking a tour and getting led in circles and i meet 2 new friends from eagletime who happen to be there (they don't exist irl :( other tour group people are some military guys who are on lunch break and have to leave early, and also an egyptian mummy who has been reanimated

my plan is when done with museum i will walk over to the meals on wheels kitchen..... oops look at map!!! IT"S 9 miles away! what a bungle! i can't walk that far in time

anyway museum over and its time to go home, i say goodbye to my two new friends at the curb and then i look at the curb and.... W>HRERE IS MY CAR?!@??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??! so i hitch a ride with them and they're on their way to wherever and i'm like WAIT tURN AROUND!!!! i just remembered.... duh i parked in the parking lot not at the curb.........
and so they have to turn around and i'm wasting everyones time

i drive home and then play video games for hours and then i realize FUCK I FORGOT TO GO TO MEALSD ON WHELS






dream1

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dream1 An ancient evil mermaid, who was cut into many pieces, has returned as an undead zombie, with all her parts stitched together.
She kidnaps various characters from the fictional media that i follow and also real life people that I know. We're all put into a big cave and forced to solve deadly puzzles and do fishing minigames in order for our chance at freedom.

dream 2
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dream 2: dream where i went to a new dimension full of snake pirates and portals

there was a dog, a blue dog with big green spots shaped like earth's continents (and in all the right positions)
the dog's name was Earth and anything that happened to Earth would happen to the planet in the real dimension correspondingly
earth was a good dog

edit: as in, if i gave earth a push, then the planet earth would experience that amount of force pushing it out of nowhere. and ultimately having negligible impact on account of earth being very large. but if i subjected earth to a very very strong pull, then planet earth's orbit would be shifted

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05-05-2017, 05:12 AM
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I really hate violent nightmares.
05-11-2017, 02:52 PM
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Had a dream this morning that a man was repeatedly breaking into my apartment through the window to eat CDs and shoes. His mouth would open super wide and he'd just bite right into em and rip em apart.

I was getting pretty sick of this so I tried chasing him when he left and followed him into a forest that doesn't actually exist near my apt and into a weird school/mall/auditorium that also shouldn't exist. He suddenly changed clothes to look more well-kept and ran inside (the clothes just sorta appeared on him).

When I got inside there was a huge crowd. He was at a booth signing books, but he wasn't just signing, he was etching intricate drawings at hyper-speed with a pen into these brown hardcover books people were taking from a huge table. Someone was giving a speech down the hall and people were taking their signed books and heading there. I got curious so I grabbed a book and waited cause wtf was this dude's story. I got to him and he stared me in the eye the entire time he was drawing in my book and didn't look down. It was multiple pages.

He handed it back to me and called me by name and said 'enjoy'. Then he just sort of melted into the floor and the crowd was gone.

The entire area turned dark except for like, a spot light and I opened the book and it was like a whole fucking flipbook of him breaking into my apartment and eating shoes and CDs and then one image of highly-rendered Gravity Falls fanart.

And that's all I remember.
05-11-2017, 05:24 PM
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Had weird+unpleasant dreams three nights in a row now

1st was driving semi-lost through desert countryside, picking up a person I once met and their friend as hitchhikers, then getting horrendous vertigo when bespying a cable which stretched out of sight into a cloudless sky

2nd was a purge/battle royale type sitch
I drew a duo's attention before they went to town on a crowd cuz I was the only one there with a gun

3rd, my hair was full of little white bugs and I was disappointing people by skipping social engagements to try comb the bugs out
06-20-2017, 10:56 PM
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I had a really weird dream last night that came from nowhere.

So basically, I was in a theatre troop going to see a play and we were all in a bus going to the theatre (which was a hidden stage tucked away between two buildings that both had real theatres. I was also with my usual difficult-to-identify dream-friend, and we started getting this weird feeling. There were a few interesting characters on the bus, a wife who only ever talked about how she would get to see her husband for the first time in forever after the play, and how she was going to bring him roses.

There was also a girl who was about my age, maybe a little younger, who dream-me knew except she wasn't a faceless unidentifiable person like dream-friend is, I could see her easily and she didn't really look like anyone I know irl but I seemed to know her there. She was nice, bubbly, kinda nerdy.

There were a few more people, including the bus driver who had a long dark coat and goggles on, and black gloves covering long fingers. He didn't say a word to us ever, or look at us ever.

And then there was the theatre troop leader, who looked like a tall, skinny, older woman with glasses and a bun and she had a waistcoat and bowtie, and carried a cane.

So anyway, we got to the theatre and I never saw the stage because it was so dark you could only make out the topmost seats as we entered from the top down. Dreamfriend and me were getting bad vibes so we decided to ditch and headed out around back.

Then time sort of skipped and we got the feeling the troop leader was doing something suspicious. We decided to run and found outselves in the suburbs. We spotted the woman who was talking about her husband earlier and she leaped into his outstretched arms, then her dress turned into flowers, and then her skin turned into flowers and burst into flames, leaving only the flowers from the dress in-tact and her husband horrified.

We got the feeling the troup-leader did that and decided we couldn't just run, we had to save the others too. So we tried to go back and spotted some weird animal-thing and my dream-friend yelled.

The animal thing (think raccoon mixed with cat but with one leg too long in the front, a crooked tail and torn ears and a weird, slightly twisted body) turned around and it had the nerdy girl's face from earlier. She told us we have to run and she stumbled away from us when we tried to reach out to her.

We came across several more amalgamation creations stumbling down the street, including this painful-looking horrific bloody mass of flash that crawled with only arms and no feet, and for some reason there were bubbles in the air everywhere and we got the feeling we shouldn't touch them, which was right because I saw someone do just that and their skin melted and then turned into frogs.

So we ran back to the bus, same one, same driver, and said to find the troop leader and he seemed to know what we meant and there was just this huge feeling of dread like we were gonna get turned into weird creatures too, but we had to go back for the others.

The driver took us to this huge ledge that just descended into a dark void of nothing with the troop leader standing over it and making horrific monster-beasts rise from it and take to the air.

Aaand I don't know how it would have ended because at this point I half-woke up and realized I was dreaming.
06-23-2017, 05:28 PM
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that sounds super spooky!!!

i dreamed last night that my foot like rotted into cardboard and it was full of moth eggs? except they hatched into moths rather than caterpillars.
i remember thinking, in my dream "I wish this was a dream this is horrible"

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06-24-2017, 02:50 AM
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Last night.......... it was time to go see the New Spiderman movie, Spiderman Homecoming..... at the Kennedy Center!

The Kennedy Center is this huge building in washington dc (it's right next to the infamous watergate hotel) it has huge theatres for opera and plays and concerts and such

and ENORMOUS HALLWAYS FILLED WITH FLAGS LIKE this one link here click
it's a pretty fancy place with highest-end arts performances

So me and my dad and my sister go to this building.
I've put on this skirt for some reason but it looks nice and it's great and in retrospect i'm very happy about that.
but this building is not the kennedy center. i'm supposed to wait there for an hour while my dad and sis go off to do something

and this place is just like a huge fancy version of a big eating plaza at a mall. It's got like 7 waterslides crisscrossing each other and escalators everywhere and all the food is overpriced! WAY overpriced! I don't buy any. In retrospect this surprises me since a common theme in my dreams is wasting food on overpriced food.
I think this place sucks and i'm heavily considering food but i see the prices and ugh and i take an escalator and it leads to the top of a water slide but there's no down escalator so i have to ride the waterslide while standing up so my skirt doesn't get wet.

it's hard and difficult but i pull it off. i pull off the feat of not getting my skirt wet. i don't pull off my skirt.

finally my dad and sis come back just in time for the movie to start.... but this isn't even the kennedy center! a line has been forming at one of the doors and we all go through and its revealed that the building i was in the whole time is the Kennedy Center Administration Building. duh. should have realized it.
so now that we've gone through the door into kennedy center proper and then go into the door for the movie we watch the movie

some lady stole my seat but whatever.....

then there's a very clever prank played! The people in the movie break character and the fourth wall and they show up and do some sports right there in the theatre
turns out it's all a fancy advertisement for basketball.

despite enjoying all this i have a headache now, as is common with me after watching a concert in the evening (i ALWAYS get a headache) so i'm eager to get home and so i go to the parking lot and start driving home

i'm halfway home, my brakes aren't working very well and i've run at least 2 red lights and i get a text from my dad saying that I forgot to bring them with me. so then i change lane into the wrong side of the road, make a u-turn through 2 lanes of active traffic, drive on the sidewalk of the local college campus, and finally get back to the parking garage of the kennedy center and i let someone else drive

the end

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07-04-2017, 02:38 AM
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I had a dream where a little goblin girl was being chased around by Oskar from KSBD and his dozens of minions, which were like these white angel things. Me and a bunch of my friends were there, and the minions were forcing us to look for her or they would kill us too.

I was running down the hallway with Oskar right behind me when she was turned the corner ahead of us, running towards us with a minion/friend pair behind her. Since Oskar was right behind me, I stabbed her in the stomach with a spear so he wouldn't kill me. That slowed her down enough that Oskar could grab her and take her into another room, where I could hear her being tortured while he laughed.

I came back later with the police, and all that was left was her little blue leather jacket, covered in splatters of blood and ripped all over. In the center on the back was a huge scorch mark, directly behind where I had stabbed her would have been. I started sobbing and woke up.
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Pokemon dreamsong (to the tune of Home on the Range):

"Man, man on the plane,
He'll eat all the 'mons you won't train.
Except, fun'ly 'nough,
He won't eat Jigglypuff,
I guess 'cause it's mostly just brain."
07-11-2017, 05:44 AM
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I had a dream that i only half remember, but the half i do remember was the first level of half life one which is a long as hell tram station ride.
I dreamed i was on a tram for 12 minutes and then i woke up.
07-12-2017, 10:01 AM
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07-12-2017, 07:38 PM
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Had a dream where we were in a giant storm and we had to get home. At some point we stopped at an arcade for 15 minutes until a tornado nearly hit the arcade and killed us. Then when we finally made it home and I GET WOKEN UP BY A FLASH FLOOD WARNING ON MY PHONE. (Which sound identical to tornado warning alerts)
07-17-2017, 10:45 PM
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i dreamt i ate home fries with cheese sauce. then i started bleeding from my mouth. but i kept eating it because it was just that good.

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07-18-2017, 02:07 AM
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maybe... it was ketchup...-inducing fries?

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07-19-2017, 01:35 AM
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had a dream where me and gime and one other person who I forgot started a food truck. Gime was in an apollo cosplay for the entire dream and we made hamburgers. Then a war broke out and we had to destroy a bridge???? to stop the invading armies. for some reason we also had a huge minecraft mansion that the invading armies decided to invade through and gime got super pissed at them and like. screamed at them about fortuna lore until they went home.
07-23-2017, 07:27 PM
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that's beautiful

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