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"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
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Gimeurcookie
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I think anyone would go home after I started reading my notail document, chapter one, all the reasons why they are awful and why you should hate them.

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07-25-2017, 08:11 AM
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a52
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(07-27-2017, 03:29 AM)a52 Wrote: i had a dream last night that i was selling squid-branded merchandise at a fair, squid hats, squid shirts, squid plush toys
07-27-2017, 03:30 AM
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It was the post apocalyptic young adult novel setting........

In this world, the remnants of society train teenagers to risk their lives searching for clues about the past. Those who discover the most relics and solve the most puzzles are the highest ranking members...

Then, at the end of each year, there's a big party and the top ranked 4 girls and 4 boys are chosen to lead an expedition.... including me, timu, who is the best, who far exceeds the abilities of the other 7 people, due to me being fucking amazing and the most accomplished mage ever!

Just as the party is ending, some invaders attack! amidst the chaos of the party and their surprise infiltration, both sides sustain heavy losses and many of our favorite characters perish in the battle! Fortunately, i cast a spell that both reverses time and also completely destroys the attackers before they even show up.

The chosen eight get ready to leave but a separate problem has arrived.... as we are preparing to board the subway (where i had cast the time spell), distortions from the alternate timeline are disrupting people's movements, causing people to be warped back and forth between where they were in the other timeline and where they are currently, due to our proximity with where i cast the time spell.

I have to singlehandedly use my powers to pull people out of harms way and onto the subway and also push these weird cars that someone left on the subway tracks out of the way so the subway could get moving.

Finally with the effects of the time distortion defeated, and everyone safe on the subway, the expedition can begin!

it is a long journey. Along the way we learn some backstory about my family. My older brother, Blight, was sent on one of the previous expeditions. He was no where near as cool as me, but he was still pretty powerful back in the day. However, he ended up being outranked at the end of that expedition by some other guy. Out of jealousy and rage, Blight became evil, and settled in the faraway land. Ever since, none of the expeditions we sent ever came back.

As the subway travels the 8000 mile journey over, i realize that there is a bug. Not just a like, insect creepy crawly bug, but it is also SPYING ON US! It discovers that it has been discovered and enrages, becoming large and threatening to consume all of us! Fortunately i am very strong and i force it to instead consume an entire city instead. it dies. THe bug as a big monster is kinda like a big walnut with spider legs coming out, and i put the city inside the walnut shell and it kind of walnut crushed it.

Wait! Where did the city come from! It's full of people! Turns out there is still a thriving society of life (besides the one full of only teenagers) and its a bustle of activity! I immediately offer my services to help people, by teleporting them to wherever they want. Unfrotunately some of them don't speak english very well and i teleport some of them to the wrong place. Oh well. THey'll be fine. I also notice that the subway station we stopped at is in a kind of inconvenient location, so i place a Magic Waypoint Totem that people can teleport to at will, so they can access the subway station more easily. However i make a goof, the totem is too close to a pole (that people hang on to so they don't fall when the train is in motion) so people are teleporting in and getting stuck in the pole. The subway boss immediately fires me. I fix the problem but i'm still fired :(

I brought my cat but she's a bit of a hassle to watch over so i bring her to this house of this lady who i met. I enchant all the doors and windows so my cat can't get out, and also as a side effect, no outside magic can penetrate the house. Outside i see this guy who wants to be let in. Apparently its the lady's husband but.... he's clearly disguised. It's my brother! Blight! I easily defeat him in magical combat.

I leave to go investigate why this bustling society has existed all this time and none of the other expeditions of the past (before Blight stopped them all from coming back) ever mentioned this city. Meanwhile on the internet, the lady complains on the internet about how i beat up her husband. Turns out blight is actually her husband, and she let him back inside the house. which means my cat got out. dang it.

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07-31-2017, 05:27 PM
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a52
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I had a dream where all the humans had died off and everyone was a plant person, mushroom person, or two other species that I don't remember.
08-03-2017, 05:20 PM
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a52
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I had a dream where my front teeth, tongue, and gums were covered in dirty patches mercury/lead. I scraped it off with my finger nail, but then my tongue started bleeding profusely from the scratches.
09-01-2017, 03:06 PM
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a52
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I had a dream about a little girl who was the heir to the throne of all Ireland. Her father, the king, had been killed and replaced by an imposter, so I (I was either voice in her head or her older cousin, don't remember which, maybe both) told her to find her father. She would know him when she saw him, and know what to do afterwards. I couldn't tell her directly that her father was dead because her mother was in on the plot and would kill me and her if she heard.)

I led her to her father's corpse, and she knew immediately that the living "father" was an imposter and this one was real. That's what I meant by she would know when she saw him. Now that she had seen her dead father, his ghost could talk to her. He told her to flee to England. That's what I meant by she would know want to do once she saw him.

She went to England, and met the heir of the English throne, who was another girl only a year or two older. They became close friends very quickly, and the Irish girl developed a massive crush on the English one. They eventually got married, and became the two Queens of England and Ireland.

I doubt this was at all historically accurate for any time period.
09-10-2017, 05:57 PM
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Oats
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Had a dream about walking through a desert to find a book. It was a lot of walking and when i finally got to the book, the book wasn't very good.
10-26-2017, 11:37 PM
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a52
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I had a dream about a cartoon skit called "BBC Ondish". It was a news story about another news channel that was entirely in gibberish (it sounded like a cross between Korean and the lego-speak in old lego games). There was a section about Ondish video games. The games were called "Fergus", "Gergus", "Um Cow" (which had a picture of a cow on it), and "Twenty 2018" (which had yet to be released).

At this point, the english-speaking reporters paused the video and said "We asked the Ondish reporters why Um Cow and Twenty 2018 had English names instead of Ondish ones. They started crying and crossed out 2018 and replaced it with 2019."

I woke myself up by laughing too hard.
12-08-2017, 01:51 PM
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BRPXQZME
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Even the lies? Especially the lies!

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Some people have that tip (LifeHackā„¢) where you have to do something complicated or physical to shut off your alarm so that it wakes you up. Well, my noggin has a perfect way to circumvent that: just dream those steps got accomplished!

e2: sometimes less is more

sea had swallowed all. A lazy curtain of dust was wafting out to sea
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12-09-2017, 07:06 PM
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Myeth
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This is like 1/36th of the dream but it was the only thing that i have the clearest memory of, but i was in a huge get together with friends and family in a weird abandoned building where the water sprinklers keep on breaking and one of my friends that i never saw was a computer man without a head.
The long tables had a heckton of food, mostly strange deserts, a huge bowl of really finely minced fruit salad and a vegetable salad that looked exactly the same. Everyone was taking everything and i was too busy fucking with the water sprinkler system to notice, came back to like only half a bowl of weird fruit salad and a singular green biscuit. I was like "well better than nothin" and took a seat with the other kids. Didn't even touch my food before an old lady just hobbled up to me, in long black robes obscuring everything, and just whispered
"lil' bitch"
before limping off again while my mother chastisises me for being surprised. Im so conflicted right now

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12-14-2017, 04:28 PM
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I was playing with a stick in my great aunt's garden and a cop lady came up to me in her motorcycle and said "whats that" and i replied with "my member!!!!!!" Which i thought was the most fucking amazing work of humourous art ever made in the history of mankind itself, a dick joke that didnt even make sense when i woke up and thought about it.
She was like "haha nice one champ, wheres your mom"
And i pointed her to the front door and when she walked in front of me i hit her in the back of the head witb a stick and now i cant believe that the last thing this poor lady heard before she fuckin died was a dick joke.
im mad wheres my refund

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12-16-2017, 09:21 PM
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I had a dream about this site. One in which there was an imposter. Someone with my username, and he was going all "BEEFY MUSCLES" and everyone was like haha, thats so you, and I was trying to get everyone to convince that wasn't me even though it should be a little obvious. I woke up, and I started trying to think of ways to convince you I am me. Like, in the movies, a secret that only I would know. Couldn't think of one. Don't think any of you know anything about me IRL that I didn't mention offhand on this forum, and vice versa. I hope PMs will work. Secret Santa stuff maybe.

I may have posted about that dream before, let me check.

e: okay i've dreamt about ET before but not this exact same thing. huh.

as an aside, i was reading through some of my old dream posts. they make no sense to me now. i only remember some snippets. i would recommend doing this.

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01-08-2018, 10:43 AM
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I dreamed of Mr. bean b.c I decided to watch Mr. bean's holiday last night on a whim and there he is one dos0's avatar, reincarnated to haunt me again

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01-09-2018, 12:15 AM
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Zombie apocalypse dream that never fails to make me extremely anxious but instead all the zombies are hulking pieces of oversized pastries. Also Laser kills me with a chair. Why specifically Laser? i dont k n o w

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02-14-2018, 03:52 PM
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