"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares

"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
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So I was back in China for some reason and sitting at a table discussing international policy with a bunch of leaders of countries for a bit, and after the meeting I received a phone cal survey about my experience....
This, afterward, was in a college lecture hall environment, and I was subjected to blackmail for some reason. There was an alien on the seat to my left. Then I woke up.
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Not exactly a dream but for whatever reason I shot awake at 1:30am thinking it was 1:30pm even though I only just went to bed an hour ago. Then I proceeded to wake up incrementally, always thinking I'm late for work

I think my dream was just that happening to me also. Overall I'm very confused about what actually happened and what time it really was and at what points was I actually awake ugh
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RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
(07-27-2016, 02:41 PM)btp Wrote: »
(07-27-2016, 01:30 PM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »I had a dream someone made a topic called "What do you guys think about the new Danga Ronpa :O" on the General Chatter board. I went in to it and absolutely everyone was arguing about it. Eagle time had been split in to two groups, people who loved it and hailed it as the best thing ever, and people who thought it was the absolute worst thing to happen to humanity. Giant overwhelming posts filled the page, and even would randomly spill in to other topics. I decided to not post and come back tomorrow.

Tomorrow was even worse. Every sub forum was now a pro Danga forum or an Anti Danga forum. People were accusing people of being Danga lovers or Danga haters, The word "Yikes" was being constantly posted for no reason. I remember a post that said "I love the color blue" got quoted like 10 times with just the word "Yikes" under them.

Before the dream ended I went to Hawkspace. It was the same as always but everyone ended their sentence with -Ronpa

It was weird.

Yikes
Sounds like the next stage of Neo New Trollslum.

-Ronpa
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I had a dream that there was a secret "ultra-hawkspace" forum hidden on Eagletime that was like a cross between Trol Seasson and nomic. Mraof had set it up inside of an old thread (somehow he fit a whole subforum in there?) and LtFish and his gang were there.

The whole forum was centered around a perpetual, bizarre puzzle game in the main thread. It was something in between PMC and a forum adventure where anybody can post the next update. There were all these complicated rules about what and when you could post, and whatever you did had some esoteric effect on the rest of the forum.
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(07-30-2016, 04:21 AM)a52 Wrote: »I had a dream that there was a secret "ultra-hawkspace" forum hidden on Eagletime that was like a cross between Trol Seasson and nomic. Mraof had set it up inside of an old thread (somehow he fit a whole subforum in there?) and LtFish and his gang were there.

The whole forum was centered around a perpetual, bizarre puzzle game in the main thread. It was something in between PMC and a forum adventure where anybody can post the next update. There were all these complicated rules about what and when you could post, and whatever you did had some esoteric effect on the rest of the forum.

replace hawkspace after dark with this
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Yikes
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(07-30-2016, 06:14 AM)Papers Wrote: »
(07-30-2016, 04:21 AM)a52 Wrote: »I had a dream that there was a secret "ultra-hawkspace" forum hidden on Eagletime that was like a cross between Trol Seasson and nomic. Mraof had set it up inside of an old thread (somehow he fit a whole subforum in there?) and LtFish and his gang were there.

The whole forum was centered around a perpetual, bizarre puzzle game in the main thread. It was something in between PMC and a forum adventure where anybody can post the next update. There were all these complicated rules about what and when you could post, and whatever you did had some esoteric effect on the rest of the forum.

replace hawkspace after dark with this

Did the dream include a pseudomod who refused to abide by many of the convoluted trol rules but put up a thin veil of participation whenever pressed about the issue?

because if so then yes I think NNTS can make this transition.

- Ronpa
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RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
So for some reason I was in a small town and then it got hit with a serious hurricane and pretty much would have ruined the entire town.

Except when I woke up (in the dream), everything in the town was fine, except it appeared to me like it was a film-noir detective film. Except my inner monologue was like cheesy Disney cartoon. And then I ran into someone, for which everything was like a Halloween horror film, and then someone who was in a SciFi, and I realised that somehow, the storm had pushed everyone into a different film/animation cliché, and me and the horror film person were the only people who noticed that, and we had to try and fix everything.
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(08-01-2016, 04:02 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »So for some reason I was in a small town and then it got hit with a serious hurricane and pretty much would have ruined the entire town.

Except when I woke up (in the dream), everything in the town was fine, except it appeared to me like it was a film-noir detective film. Except my inner monologue was like cheesy Disney cartoon. And then I ran into someone, for which everything was like a Halloween horror film, and then someone who was in a SciFi, and I realised that somehow, the storm had pushed everyone into a different film/animation cliché, and me and the horror film person were the only people who noticed that, and we had to try and fix everything.

Sounds like a new type of dating sim.
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Must everything be dating sims with you?

But yeah, it would.
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Well. I uh, was dreaming about getting to this place that looked like a weird mall at the end of the world by crawling through layers of tunnels, each styled like some horror game. One was a meat tunnel where goblins lived, another was super dusty and dry, one I'm sure was alive cause I kept hearing a really loud heartbeat. I was with other people but I don't remember who they were. Someone kept pushing me to go back, though, but I was pretty done with that meat tunnel.

Seriously. What the hell lead me to that outcome?
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A zombie apocalypse.

Except instead of zombies, it was
<- THAT FUCKER RIGHT THERE (If you're looking at this in the future and I've changed my avatar, it's Len Kagamine)

Also, he could travel through electronic media and would duplicate himself, which was discovered when some news station showed footage of an attack, then a Len came through the little screen in the desk and attacked the anchor. Who then went through all the TV screens of people watching it and yeah you see where this is going.

I guess the only thing I have to say to this is...

DAMN YOU LEN
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I had a dream where at one part, I was sitting in my elementary school park with an acquaintance of mine when suddenly I fell off whatever I was sitting on. From there, the dream began spinning and rotating and I started talking about how dizzy I was.

I feel dizzy just thinking about it.

I may need to go lie down.
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I was looking for Pokémon in an office building because I was commissioned by some dude and I guess I was a professional Pokémon hunter?? Anyway there was a giant clefairy climbing the side of the building and it tried to throw me off the roof
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I was with my family, in Pittsburgh, and we somehow ruined the opening ceremony of the Rio Olympics. Which were in New Zealand, for some reason.
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I dreamt my alarm went off and it woke me up. I'm super pissed about it because I was convinced it was 7am when it was 1am and got really confused.
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Wow, I actually haven't heard that one before.
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I'm still annoyed about it. My brain likes to think of entirely stupid ways to wake me up for no reason
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I had a dream where I was interviewing with this Australian guy for a job at a tropical pet shop, and the shop's crocodile came up to me and turned out to be friendly and want petting. So while I was answering questions, I was rubbing the croc's nose and scratching between its eyes, and then at one point it rolled over and wanted belly scratches on its belly-scutes. Like it was a big scaly dog.
The rough texture of its scales was really distinct in the dream, which was more tactile than I think my dreams usually are.
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All right fuckos, it's time for 'Agen dreams up a thing that would be a great setting again'

So basically in this dream, the world was post-apocalyptic but well on the way to recovery. The apocalypse happened when someone managed to blow up the afterlife so now most of the Earth is overrun by vengeful ghosts with nowhere to go.

The dream took place at this 'make your kids tough and have them understand the realities of the world outside of the safe cities' summer camp that was pretty much closer to being a boot camp, which was full of like, learning how to take orders and take action when fighting ghosts and whatnot. Super military, but dressed up in this 'haha kids love special activities' shit.

Now at one point I punched the fuck out of another kid and then he punched back and there was a fight, so we were both sent to punishment detail. Which turned out to be this giant spire of black lodestone in the middle of a crater, which the camp was built around. Turns out that not only is this lodestone the thing creating the ghost-free zone around the camp, the administrators have begun to sacrifice the lives of children to chip pieces off and sell it to travellers to keep the ghosts away. The tall spire used to be an entire, like sphere of meteorite and just over the years it's been chipped away so much that the city ruins just outside the camp were actually overrun by the shrinking zone of safety.

Unfortunately it's at that point that I woke up, and I actually kind of wonder where that would have gone :c
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Holy fuck, that's a cool setting.
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I had bought something from a bookstore, and the thing was called "Shakespeare's Tomb". It was a 35-faced shape, which you could open up to get at the goodies inside.

Which was a video, a script, and two pieces of sheet music, all for conducting a funeral for Wile E. Coyote.

No, I don't get it either.
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I kept getting on trains and also there was this room where events kept repeating over and over and I was trying to remain hidden for some reason. I also think I was someone else in my dream but I usually don't dream of being myself anyway so it wasn't too weird. What was weird was that I don't even remember who I was supposed to be.

None of that makes coherent sense, it was just pretty vivid. Why all the trains, though? Like seriously I must've gotten on at least five and I really don't think I had a destination in mind
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I had a dream that a friend from grade 8, Teresa, and I had taken a highschool course that required us to physically go to another building far away to get to the class. Some teacher gave me really detailed and complicated instructions on how to get there, and Teresa had already left without me.

I ended up skipping that class.
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According to my dream, when a dog is in a maze, they always follow the left-hand rule.

Also featured: my cousin calls 911 for no good reason, my uncle suddenly has a 4-year-old who's face is exactly the same, my grandma promises me a tray of dessert because my other grandma's dead dog (who is now alive) peed while I was watching TV, and a whole subplot where I marry a spy (who I have a feeling was Black Widow?) and someone poisons us and I have wings and we fight dune worms.
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