"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares

"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
I’ve been told not to let my memes be dreams, but it is hard to find cheap entertainment these days.
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RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
i had a dream where it was kill six billion demons, only white chain had breasts on her armor. not like sculpted out of her armor, real, naked human breasts, soft and everything (only the same color as her armor).

she seemed visibly uncomfortable about their presence.

also her and allison were underwater in what was supposably a fish tank, but it was really a blank white empty expanse with a plush couch in the center, and allison had become God and was being real bratty and self-absorbed about it.
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RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
I had a dream where Kaynato and a few other people who were apparently their real-life friends wrote this giant, masterpiece "book" that was really a compilation of absurdly esoteric puzzles.

The first four pages (the prologue) were all blank, except for the single word "soli" written directly in the center of each page.

The first two chapters weren't chapters at all, but musical pieces with bizarre instrumentation and a complicated melodic structure that shared some elements between the two songs but not others. The "chapter" after that was a wooden shelf with a bunch of wine glasses hanging upside down and a timpani mallet to hit them with. After that was another pair of songs, with a similar deal as the first two but a completely different feel to them.

The next chapter was a single paragraph of medieval-English-esque gibberish. After that was several pages of false mathematical equations. After that was a maze.

It just went on like that...
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had dream where in the new Metroid Prime game, which is open world (the breath of the wild kind of open world)

It was also a crossover game and featured Mario and Sonic characters and probably more.

There's one part where you're trapped on like, floor 20 of the bad guy's evil tower, trying to sneak out to safety with Silver the hedgehog. You (Samus) stealthily climb in the vents in the ceiling, looking for the best path to the exit. However the robot drones spot Silver and open fire! You drop down from the ceiling and rush to save him but you are too late. The smoke is cleared and.... oh. Turns out Silver is very fast and just moved out of the way. But you are still spotted and you both make a mad dash to the exit, drones right on your heels. There's the exit! Sonic and your other allies are there to aid your escape! The door to them is closing, but fortunately, Silver is very fast and has already gotten through. Unfortunately, you're too slow! The drones have almost caught you, so Sonic has to rush in and save you. By the time the battle is done, the door has locked. You'll have to find another way out.

You take the elevator to floor 19 of the bad guy's evil tower, trying to sneak out to safety with Sonic the hedgehog. You (Samus) stealthily climb in the vents in the ceiling, looking for the best path to the exit. However the robot drones spot Sonic and open fire! You drop down from the ceiling and rush to save him but you are too late. The smoke is cleared and.... oh. Turns out Sonic is very fast and just moved out of the way. But you are still spotted and you both make a mad dash to the exit, drones right on your heels. There's the exit! Shadow and your other allies are there to aid your escape! The door to them is closing, but fortunately, Sonic is very fast and has already gotten through. Unfortunately, you're too slow! The drones have almost caught you, so Shadow has to rush in and save you. By the time the battle is done, the door has locked. You'll have to find another way out.

You take the elevator to basement level 4000 of the bad guy's evil tower, trying to sneak out to safety with Shadow the hedgehog. You (Samus) stealthily climb in the vents in the ceiling, looking for the best path to the exit. However the robot drones spot Shadow and- well you get the idea now. Fortunately you actually successfully escape this time.

The end.
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RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
Had a dream where I was a member of a tall, buglike alien race. Most of my species was peacefully integrated with the human race, but the leadership was still on the home planet and was violent and warlike.

They sent out a bunch of alpha members who forced all of us to take these laser guns that would track our location and said that if the holder didn't kill two out of every three humans we saw, the gun would kill them without possibility of cloning or resuscitation.

I was put on a cruise space ship, and I had no choice but to run around killing people, but there were a few that made sure to consciously, regularly spare, including this one guy that I explained my situation to.

Eventually I died in battle. While I was dead, the aliens lost the war (and things somehow immediately returned to being peaceful and accepting again, without any human lashback), and some of my alien friends cloned me. We went searching on the ship for the bodies of anyone we knew (they also had made sure to keep as many humans alive as possible, and many had certain humans that they protected and made sure not to kill no matter what). When we got to the spot that I remembered my human friend last being we didn't find his body. However, in a grave dug out of the carpet, we did find mine.
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RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
A dream where there was some sort of massive open-world like environment. It was slightly similar to other dreams from a long time ago with open-world environments.

For some reason, I knew this one was post-apocalyptic. There was... something about it, despite looking pristine for all purposes.

There was a large city designed on a grid that I was told was built from the benches of some large auditorium. The buildings themselves were gridlike as well - a grid of concrete coming up from the ground, opened towards the outside. I wasn't sure how people would get to the upper blocks (would they fly?) Imagine that you had a matrix of concrete cells, but sliced it open down the side - that's what it looked like. Some of the chambers had iron fences or signs or other decorations on the top or bottom of the open-facing wall. I recall that some spans of buildings had mostly what seemed to be shops while others had mostly residences. Some were also just empty.

I spent some time trying to decide on a place to stay, for whatever reason, but kept coming and going between the residential and other districts. For some even more bizarre reason, my dream logic said that because I didn't belong to their religion, I oughtn't be in that district, so I should go to the ampitheatre in the center. (At this point I had known that the outer buildings were built from the benches of the ampitheatre.)

There was really long line of people there, and a checkpoint when we were entering the area. The road sloped down into a vaguely ominous procession of cloths and indiscernible flags. After quite a long while of waiting, I had reached the checkpoint, but nervously passed. I was given an ID card which stated I would be "Rank 4." I knew the ranks to be counted in descending importance. The line opened up onto a grassy field, but it was clear we were inside some sort of large tent.

At this point, an alarm sounded, and a large monitor on the top of the tent displayed a timer: 2:35. An announcement came on, saying that "All rank 4 and 5 must leave the park before the timer ends." I began running back out of the checkpoint, and upwards. The road back out seemed much longer than the road in. It was a very crowded slum-like district. I occasionally turned back to look at the timer, but it was clear I wouldn't be able to make it on time.

I climbed onto a roof, tailing someone else, as the timer reached 0:15 or so, and crawled forward as quickly as I could go. The timer must have gone to zero, I realized after a bit, and was struck with a great fear.

The person I was tailing was shot to death. I heard gunfire all around, and froze up.

I think I was killed at that point in the dream.
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RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
oh god oh god oh god i just remembered about a dream i had the other night

Warning: body horror, infestation/tryptophobia, lots of things, really
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This the first dream I have had in a very, very long that disturbed me this much.
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RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
(07-31-2017, 05:27 PM)Crowstone Wrote: »WUWU

It was the post apocalyptic young adult novel setting........

In this world, the remnants of society train teenagers to risk their lives searching for clues about the past. Those who discover the most relics and solve the most puzzles are the highest ranking members...

Then, at the end of each year, there's a big party and the top ranked 4 girls and 4 boys are chosen to lead an expedition.... including me, timu, who is the best, who far exceeds the abilities of the other 7 people, due to me being fucking amazing and the most accomplished mage ever!

Just as the party is ending, some invaders attack! amidst the chaos of the party and their surprise infiltration, both sides sustain heavy losses and many of our favorite characters perish in the battle! Fortunately, i cast a spell that both reverses time and also completely destroys the attackers before they even show up.

The chosen eight get ready to leave but a separate problem has arrived.... as we are preparing to board the subway (where i had cast the time spell), distortions from the alternate timeline are disrupting people's movements, causing people to be warped back and forth between where they were in the other timeline and where they are currently, due to our proximity with where i cast the time spell.

I have to singlehandedly use my powers to pull people out of harms way and onto the subway and also push these weird cars that someone left on the subway tracks out of the way so the subway could get moving.

Finally with the effects of the time distortion defeated, and everyone safe on the subway, the expedition can begin!

it is a long journey. Along the way we learn some backstory about my family. My older brother, Blight, was sent on one of the previous expeditions. He was no where near as cool as me, but he was still pretty powerful back in the day. However, he ended up being outranked at the end of that expedition by some other guy. Out of jealousy and rage, Blight became evil, and settled in the faraway land. Ever since, none of the expeditions we sent ever came back.

As the subway travels the 8000 mile journey over, i realize that there is a bug. Not just a like, insect creepy crawly bug, but it is also SPYING ON US! It discovers that it has been discovered and enrages, becoming large and threatening to consume all of us! Fortunately i am very strong and i force it to instead consume an entire city instead. it dies. THe bug as a big monster is kinda like a big walnut with spider legs coming out, and i put the city inside the walnut shell and it kind of walnut crushed it.

Wait! Where did the city come from! It's full of people! Turns out there is still a thriving society of life (besides the one full of only teenagers) and its a bustle of activity! I immediately offer my services to help people, by teleporting them to wherever they want. Unfrotunately some of them don't speak english very well and i teleport some of them to the wrong place. Oh well. THey'll be fine. I also notice that the subway station we stopped at is in a kind of inconvenient location, so i place a Magic Waypoint Totem that people can teleport to at will, so they can access the subway station more easily. However i make a goof, the totem is too close to a pole (that people hang on to so they don't fall when the train is in motion) so people are teleporting in and getting stuck in the pole. The subway boss immediately fires me. I fix the problem but i'm still fired :(

I brought my cat but she's a bit of a hassle to watch over so i bring her to this house of this lady who i met. I enchant all the doors and windows so my cat can't get out, and also as a side effect, no outside magic can penetrate the house. Outside i see this guy who wants to be let in. Apparently its the lady's husband but.... he's clearly disguised. It's my brother! Blight! I easily defeat him in magical combat.

I leave to go investigate why this bustling society has existed all this time and none of the other expeditions of the past (before Blight stopped them all from coming back) ever mentioned this city. Meanwhile on the internet, the lady complains on the internet about how i beat up her husband. Turns out blight is actually her husband, and she let him back inside the house. which means my cat got out. dang it.

Timu, the vividness of your post-apocalyptic-young-adult-novel dreams is astounding. I particularly like the detail that someone just left weird cars on the subway tracks for some reason.

(Yes, that post is from a while ago, but I just saw it.)
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RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
Our Lady of Lampreys!! What a coincidence! I just popped in to write another dream down and you had just commented on a long time ago!! I appreciate the comments :3 Also my dreams aren't really vivid... I just use creative license in order to take the details i can remember and weave them into a story that is relatively coherent compared to what dreams are actually like.

Anyway here we go:

It's my first day on the job as a teacher! I'm... an english teacher??? bUT THAT'S MY LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT
At least tthe previous teacher is here to help. "So the class is sttarting the next book to read, it's the adventures of tom sawyer. ALL of aadventure of ttom sawyre, that's like three books in the series."
one of the kids is like " oh i already have... The ACE adventure of tom sawyer" and old teacher says NO WTF ACE adventures, THAT GOES IN THE TRASH!!!! *throws it into ttrash* You see, the ace adventures edition is for babies. It completetly changes the story to make it more appropriate for children. But you are in middle school now so you have to read the true story. OK bye now i leave you with your new teacher Timu"

I say "Oh, Okay bye, old teacher. Now, everyone who has an Ace edition... throw it away right now!" But some kids were harboring their ace editions, so i had to be a mean teacher and snatch them away from them. and THROW THEM IN THE TRASH.

Alright now let's actually start reading the true edition of the Adventure of Tom Sawyer.

Book 1: Tom Sawyer, a 30 someone man from the 1800s town of prairieville is married to Aubrey Plaza. At a town meeting, a demonic voice denounces Christianity and so Aubrey Plaza is sent to jail and dies. Many years pass, audio recording of the town meeting is reviewed, which reveals that that demonic voice was definitely not Aubrey Plaza. They sound completely different. Aubrey Plaza is exonerated and Tom goes to her grave to resurrect her. She seems fine, but she is still possessed by a variety of demonic spirits who occasionally take over her body and use her psychic powers to wreck havoc on Prairieville. In the end, she has to be killed again.

Book 2: Tom Sawyer has lost his memory and is unaware of what happened last time his wife was alive. He digs up his dead wife, Aubrey Plaza, and brings her back to life. But she's still got demons taking over her body every now and then, turning people into statues and shattering them, creating deformed little goblin children and unleashing them on the country. She even kills Benedict Cumberbatch.
By the way, when I'm saying these actor names it's because Tom Sawyer was made into a series of movies and so Aubrey Plaza and Bendycat Pumpkinpatch aren't actually characters in tom sawyer.... Anyways in the end, Aubrey Plaza dies again.

Book 3: Tom Sawyer retains his memory, and despite knowing how this NEVER works out, he DOES IT AGAIN. AUBREY PLAZA, BROUGHT BACK FROM THE GRAVE, AND STILL HARBORING DARK ENTITIES. Opening a portal to space in the middle of the interstate, and causing everyone's computers to explode. a real damn hassle. This time, they have to hang christmas lights on the palm trees in such a way that she's trapped in a ring of lights and can be vanquished by holy magic.

I'm sick of these stupid books. Why is Tom Sawyer so stupid. Oh i'll just bring my wife back to life, because i never learn and I justt miss her so much
Class dismissed early. I'm going home. I hate teaching english, especially about a book-made-into-movie series as ridiciulous as Tom Sawyer. Maybe I won't come back tomorrow. But first i gotta get to my car. But the school parking lot is the absolute worst. Three miles long, and all my stuff is WAY too heavy. And just before I reach my car, i get a call from someone telling me that a student needs help getting something out of a vending machine. West Townsville? No no, I teach at North Townsville. You got the wrong number. Except I notice that there's a guy walking near me on his phone and he's the one i've been talking to. I look back at the school. WEST TOWNSVILLE. Dang it, not only did i forget which school i ttaught at, but my boss is like right here and expects me to go back and fix the vending machines outside my classroom.

So I go allll the way back and turns out the vending machine is fine, the kid just didn't know what snack to get. "JUST PICK SOMETHING GOD WHY DO I HAVE TO HELP YOU CHOOSE" "AND WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ACE ADVENTURES *THROW IT IN THE TRASH* but the kid won't give me the ace adventures edition and I have to get into an anime battle with her and destroy half the school. Finally I go back to my car except I forgot where i left it so i have wandered the enormous parking lot and finally get to my car but there's all these cars in the way and people stepping out in front of you and it's just a nightmare


I enlist some local nerds to hack the school systems so that I'm a math teacher instead. The end.
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RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
(07-11-2018, 08:21 AM)a52 Wrote: »i had a dream where it was kill six billion demons, only white chain had breasts on her armor. not like sculpted out of her armor, real, naked human breasts, soft and everything (only the same color as her armor).

she seemed visibly uncomfortable about their presence.

also her and allison were underwater in what was supposably a fish tank, but it was really a blank white empty expanse with a plush couch in the center, and allison had become God and was being real bratty and self-absorbed about it.
Apart from the breasts I think the rest is how the comic will actually end.

I usually have weird dreams all the time but I never remember exacltly what they are about. But I remember that in many of those dreams I'm somehow flying around with an umbrella dragging me with the wind. I feel quite happy when I dream about that.
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RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
it was Avengers, and oh no, thanos is coming! some dude thinks that if he gives thanos one of the stones for free, then thanos will spare the human race, but obviously that's not the case you thanos is just closer to doing his thing now.

also hillary clinton is here. in my house, actually. she knows about thanos, but also she's crazy. the only way for her to beat thanos, she says, is to become thanos and then go back in time and be thanos there too. basically she was thanos all along it turns out. also for some reason she needs to take over my body in order to be thanos. (that's why he's so big and purple, because he has the mass of two humans, clinton and me.)

i immediately start running out of the basement and into the garage and out of the house, but oh no! she can run really fast as well, and also, she has string powers! she catches me and puts me in string, which begins to sink into my skin, and she holds on to the string so i can't get away. i know that if i am completely covered by the string (which looks like a spiderwebby black net, or perhaps a bunch of cracks in my skin), i will be assimilated completely.

but then something distracts her and she lets go of the string and i use jump powers to jump 10 feet high and 20 feet away. she shoots more string but she misses, and she goes into a car with her henchmen and starts chasing me in the car

directly in front of us is a road, then a line of houses, then some woods, then another line of houses, then another road which turns around and connects to the current road

map (vertical lines are also roads)
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########### more woods
========+== road
H H H H | H houses
########| # woods
H H H H | H houses
==me====+== road
#H | H# | H my neighborhood
#H h H# | H lowercase h is my house
####### | H
(this isn't actually quite what my neighborhood looks like, but it's what it was like in the dream)

i do a really big jump, as if i'm going to jump all the way over the houses and into the woods or maybe even to the other road. the bit of string that she held on to sails behind me as i soar through the air. they are stuck in their car, so they have no choice but to drive around to the other side to get me when i land. but surprise! i land in the close side of the woods, and immediately run back the the road i jumped from and start running the opposite direction from the intersection (<- that way on the map)

and then i wake up
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RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
its a world where it's real life but magic is real...

there' a blue path appeared out of nowhere going through the countryside... the blue path is like, a regular dirt or stone path thats about 1-3 meters wide, varying as it goes. but it has a slight blue glow and it has a thick golden glowing cable running down each side of it. if you walk along it you will be put under a spell that will force you to continue walking down this path... you have very limited control of your movements so you can like, stop and turn around, but you can maybe stop for a second before it gets too hard to resist and you must move forward again. it is best to just walk forward and try to grab food as you pass by, like berries and stuff...

so you're walking for several days, exhausted, barely eating, through a variety of climates until you reach a cave where the path ends. here you and a handful of others who have walked the path are...

you now can move free of the path, but you must align yourself with others... as in, you must stand forming a proper triangle, or a square, pentagon etc, depending on how many people are in your group...

for example, you can sit around a circular table with five others, and you are each equidistant apart. but you gotta do something else so you get up (the ppl at the table shift seats to make pentagon). a nearby triangle group helpfully forms a square with you before you get too uncomfortable. and the four of you can move around, stand further apart, as long as you stay as a square.

also, weird mutations are happening... someone is turning into a pyrokinetic powers person... another has metal skin now.

and me, I am like sorta become a ghost. I'm invisible now and partially intangible. my feet are still solid, but the further up my body you get, the less influence over the world that body part has. cannot speak... barely move pencil, but at least I can't fall thru floor. also turns out as consequence of this power I can walk up walls and with practice, could walk on ceiling too.

so can this group of ppl, each with unique abilities, solve the puzzles and escape this cave, despite being forced to stand in polygon shapes? find out in, this dream I didn't get to finish >:(
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RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
TimuToday at 12:34 AM

hi hi

last night i had a dream where i was a schoolteacher for like, 6-8 year olds or something

i was chaperoning a soccer game at a local park.

the little kids team was winning by a large margin against the rude teen team, despite how the rude teen team was scoring a goal every five seconds by kicking the ball as hard as they could into the face of this poor little five year old kid who was standing inside the goal (scoring a point in the process), it bounce off kids face, repeat,

it was brutal, but it was also a dream so, the kid was fine i guess. the kid was almost costing Little Kids their huge lead because he was distracted by some girl he had a crush on in the bleachers, but Little Kids still won. everyone else went home, but i decided to let my class of little kids stay in the park a little longer-

but then we got ensnared by vines or something!!!! and we were trapped sitting on these benches in the woods for like, two weeks. we could still move our hands so we were able to grab like, berries and stuff i guess to survive

then, this police officer, Officer A, drove by and then said WHOA these people are trapped in the woods, officer B and C, come and help!!!

officer C said "i will free them with this dynamite!!!" and threw like a little tnt grenade at us and i picked it up and threw it away

officer A: "What are you doing!!!! you'll kill us all with those explosives!!!"

C: "well I'm not going down there, it's too dangerous! " *throws another grenade *

(i throw that one out of harms way too) officer A: "stop!!!!!! Officer D and E and F!!! come take care of these bad officers!"

officers D, E and F, all burst out of little holes in the ground, where they had apparently been hiding in since long before that soccer game

D and E shot B and C in the head

and officer A said, "officer F, you are ALSO not loyal enough!" (despite having been in a hole this whole time) and shot officer F in the head also

then officer A, D and E came and released me and the little kids from the vines and said "You must get onto this truck!!! and bring 5 crushed cardboard boxes with you!!! or ELSE!" (it was clear at this point that these were not really police officers, but kidnappers)

we all had to gather some of the crushed cardboard boxes on the forest floor and get into the back of this truck

one kid was running behind trying to catch up, because they were slow, but i am an adult and i hoisted them up to safety onto the back of the truck, and then i subtly tore my own cardboard boxes up so the kid could have enough cardboard

so they took us to this recylcing plant to recycle the cardboard, and while they were distracted, i used my magic to defeat kidnappers A, D and E, saving everyone

dream part 2:

fast forward three years: i'm a famous archwizard, rich, also a medical doctor. i have an office connected to my penthouse. my office hours are, like, never, because i'm a celebrity who is rich and reclusive. the only person who ever sees me is my personal assistant, who i have because i'm rich. she's a secret stardew valley character that you only ever see if you become a doctor in that game, hence why no one but me has seen her. basically everyone else that i used to know personally, has left my life because i don't talk to anyone anymore.

in other words, i was playing stardew valley, became a doctor and accidentally went afk for three years while everyone's friendship values gradually dropped to zero

i'm in my enormous bathtub, and i'm like, wheeweee, fighting those kidnappers is exhausting, even though that was three years ago, from my point of view it basically just happened so i'm tired and i'm gonna take a nice relazing bath

this bathtub has like, four faucets overlaid and nested on each other and there's like, boxes of free candy on the wall and it's nice and takes forever to fill up and while i'm waiting and trying to figure out how to maximize the rate of water filling, some commoner is peeping on my through my fancy window that doesn't actually hide anything

the commoner says "you are that famous person who is a powerful rich witchdoctor, which is a witch who is also a doctor. not like a voodoo doctor. you can do magic and have a lot of money and influence is basically what i'm getting at. my daughter is an illegal immigrant can you help me with this"

and i'm like yo no problem i am very good at magic and i snap my fingers et voila, in my hands is the Visa and drivers license and all the other documents that you need. i made them with my magic. also these are legit. like you can't just make some papers, you also gotta put it into the governments computer systems so i did that too.

i like fill my pockets with skittles and stuff from the free candy and also i am wearing clothes now, and i go with the family to the government customs border place and the guy, we'll call him Agent A, he says, "well, everything looks legit. because it is. but the problem is. i know you did this with magic... because all these files were here five minutes ago!!! and also you're a famous magic user. so. it's kind of obvious that this stuff is not Truly Legit....................... but i'll let it slide. because i'm nice!!!!! hey now that you're approved for american, let's go to this room over here"

they let the legal immigrants go about their lives but they take me to this big white room with an altar there and there are two other agents Agent B and Agent C there, and Agent A says

SURPRISE!!! we are real government agents... we are CULTISTS, and we are part of the same cult as Officer A, B, C, D, E, and F, that tried to kidnap you three years ago!!!!! you killed our leader officer A, (and also those other officers died too) so now, I, Agent A, and the new leader and i'm gonna fight you for revenge!!!!

and i say, well, i can do magic!!!!! and Agent A says, I can also do magic!!!!!!!

Agent B and C are like "so can we!"!!! and i fight them all in a magic duel. B and C are defeated easily because i'm really good at magic!!! but agent A is harder to fight, so it's like a final boss fight and it's difficult but eventually i win because i use magic to turn myself into a Spring (like a metal coil) while he was transformed into String (like some cable for choking and tying)

and the string gets tangled in the spring, and so that's how i defeated agent A, and so i defeated the cult of cardboard recycling kidnappers!!!! the end!!!
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i was going skydiving and then Rayquaza ATE MY PARACHUTE

and when i landed unharmed, i discovered that Treant Protector is goldilocks and raided my pantry. No more cereal. I'm hungry :(
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i had a dream where there were lots and lots of birds making lots and lots of pretty noises.

and then i woke up and my window was open and my dream had been true!
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I had a dream where Aftik me was brutally murdering human me. metaphor perhaps?
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