Floorcrack

Floorcrack
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Floorcrack
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You are now the crying guy. What will you do?
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#2
RE: Floorcrack
water the plant with your tears
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#3
RE: Floorcrack
Perform a soliloquy about why you are crying.
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#4
RE: Floorcrack
get those weird blue scabs off your body
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#5
RE: Floorcrack
Stare out the window
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#6
RE: Floorcrack
>Wax nostalgic over your favorite flavor of potato chip.
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#7
RE: Floorcrack
stop crying over the feng shui any time bucko. It's not that important.
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#8
RE: Floorcrack
Cry so much you pickle yourself
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#9
RE: Floorcrack
(03-14-2018, 01:04 AM)BananaPanda Wrote: »Stare out the window

>this one
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#10
RE: Floorcrack
Break the window and escape your prison
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#11
RE: Floorcrack
i thought this adventure would be about SNORTING CRACK FROM THE FLOOR

*BREATHES IN DEEPLY*
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#12
RE: Floorcrack
(03-14-2018, 03:45 AM)bigro Wrote: »stop crying over the feng shui any time bucko. It's not that important.
(03-14-2018, 01:20 AM)typeandkey Wrote: »>Wax nostalgic over your favorite flavor of potato chip.
(03-14-2018, 01:04 AM)BananaPanda Wrote: »Stare out the window



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You suppose... NO! YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT STOP CRYING OVER THE FENG SHUI! IT'S JUST TOO SAD DAMMIT!
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OH NOW YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT! The reminder of how you're trapped in a small space with not even an ounce of the eastern energies present is one thing - but potato chip nostalgia?! That really crosses the line of how much emotional distress you can take in one day. Remembering the sweet sweet consumption of The Pringles... the nostalgia is too much for you to bear!
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You contemplate taking a quick gander out the window... for about three seconds before your crippling lack of motivation puts you right back in your place. Huh... who would have thought? Perhaps you just need some more encouragement to perform such a task.
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#13
RE: Floorcrack
Take solace in the plant
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#14
RE: Floorcrack
use tear puddles to restore feng shui
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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#15
RE: Floorcrack
Say hello to the plant
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#16
RE: Floorcrack
>Never do anything halfway. When you look out the window, press your face into it as hard as you can without shattering the glass.
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#17
RE: Floorcrack
snort crack
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#18
RE: Floorcrack
You can do it!!!!!
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#19
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suit yourself then my guy, me, awesome mcjawsome am off to lick window. bet u wish u cud b as cool as me but u r not haha
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#20
RE: Floorcrack
(03-16-2018, 03:05 PM)Myeth Wrote: »You can do it!!!!!
(03-15-2018, 05:02 PM)BananaPanda Wrote: »Take solace in the plant

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THE PLANT HAS SPOKEN TO YOU! What kind of witchcraft is this?!
Perhaps because you've been incarcerated for so long it's taken its toll on your sanity but honestly, you don't care! This blessing from your newly acquainted plant friend is enough to lift your spirits, kind of.
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You proceed with the task at hand, it's really coming down hard today you note. This new burst of energy makes your noodles for legs skip a bit, though it has no effect on your tears.
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Oh the beauty that is the world outside... if only you had the discipline walk over to this corner of the room to catch a glimpse now and again. Perhaps you will describe what you behold when you're being viewed in a more convenient angle.
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#21
RE: Floorcrack
PICK UP PLANT. FRIEND. h
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#22
RE: Floorcrack
bottle your own tears, sell them to the plant
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#23
RE: Floorcrack
(03-16-2018, 06:52 AM)typeandkey Wrote: »>Never do anything halfway. When you look out the window, press your face into it as hard as you can without shattering the glass.

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Doing this takes all your effort and willpower.
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If only you could see anything through this storm.
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#24
RE: Floorcrack
>Try to remember who or what "incarcerated" you here.
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#25
RE: Floorcrack
cry on the plant, to water it
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