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Squib
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You are now the crying guy. What will you do?
03-13-2018, 09:39 PM
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Smurfton
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water the plant with your tears
03-13-2018, 09:50 PM
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Justice Watch
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Perform a soliloquy about why you are crying.

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03-13-2018, 10:35 PM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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get those weird blue scabs off your body

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03-14-2018, 12:10 AM
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BananaPanda
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Over here.
Stare out the window

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03-14-2018, 01:04 AM
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typeandkey
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>Wax nostalgic over your favorite flavor of potato chip.
03-14-2018, 01:20 AM
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bigro
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Please explain

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stop crying over the feng shui any time bucko. It's not that important.

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03-14-2018, 03:45 AM
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Myeth
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It's summer vacation B)

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Cry so much you pickle yourself

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03-14-2018, 07:18 AM
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LoverIan
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(03-14-2018, 01:04 AM)BananaPanda Wrote: Stare out the window

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03-14-2018, 10:40 AM
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caliginovsCvre
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Break the window and escape your prison
03-14-2018, 09:37 PM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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i thought this adventure would be about SNORTING CRACK FROM THE FLOOR

*BREATHES IN DEEPLY*

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03-14-2018, 09:45 PM
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Squib
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(03-14-2018, 03:45 AM)bigro Wrote: stop crying over the feng shui any time bucko. It's not that important.
(03-14-2018, 01:20 AM)typeandkey Wrote: >Wax nostalgic over your favorite flavor of potato chip.
(03-14-2018, 01:04 AM)BananaPanda Wrote: Stare out the window



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You suppose... NO! YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT STOP CRYING OVER THE FENG SHUI! IT'S JUST TOO SAD DAMMIT!
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OH NOW YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT! The reminder of how you're trapped in a small space with not even an ounce of the eastern energies present is one thing - but potato chip nostalgia?! That really crosses the line of how much emotional distress you can take in one day. Remembering the sweet sweet consumption of The Pringles... the nostalgia is too much for you to bear!
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You contemplate taking a quick gander out the window... for about three seconds before your crippling lack of motivation puts you right back in your place. Huh... who would have thought? Perhaps you just need some more encouragement to perform such a task.
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03-15-2018, 02:49 PM
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BananaPanda
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Over here.
Take solace in the plant

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03-15-2018, 05:02 PM
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Arcanuse
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use tear puddles to restore feng shui

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03-15-2018, 08:33 PM
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Justice Watch
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Say hello to the plant

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03-16-2018, 12:42 AM
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typeandkey
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>Never do anything halfway. When you look out the window, press your face into it as hard as you can without shattering the glass.
03-16-2018, 06:52 AM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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snort crack

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03-16-2018, 02:55 PM
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Myeth
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It's summer vacation B)

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You can do it!!!!!

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03-16-2018, 03:05 PM
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bigro
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Please explain

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suit yourself then my guy, me, awesome mcjawsome am off to lick window. bet u wish u cud b as cool as me but u r not haha

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03-22-2018, 02:22 AM
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Squib
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(03-16-2018, 03:05 PM)Myeth Wrote: You can do it!!!!!
(03-15-2018, 05:02 PM)BananaPanda Wrote: Take solace in the plant

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THE PLANT HAS SPOKEN TO YOU! What kind of witchcraft is this?!
Perhaps because you've been incarcerated for so long it's taken its toll on your sanity but honestly, you don't care! This blessing from your newly acquainted plant friend is enough to lift your spirits, kind of.
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You proceed with the task at hand, it's really coming down hard today you note. This new burst of energy makes your noodles for legs skip a bit, though it has no effect on your tears.
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Oh the beauty that is the world outside... if only you had the discipline walk over to this corner of the room to catch a glimpse now and again. Perhaps you will describe what you behold when you're being viewed in a more convenient angle.
03-22-2018, 10:41 PM
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Myeth
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It's summer vacation B)

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PICK UP PLANT. FRIEND. h

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03-24-2018, 12:15 AM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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bottle your own tears, sell them to the plant

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03-24-2018, 12:54 AM
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