Floorcrack

Floorcrack
#26
RE: Floorcrack
Look at reverse side of room
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#27
RE: Floorcrack
(03-13-2018, 09:50 PM)Smurfton Wrote: »water the plant with your tears
(08-02-2018, 11:05 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »cry on the plant, to water it
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You suddenly feel very concerned for the only other living being in your near vicinity, and figure you should try to nourish it somehow.
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You decide this is the best thing to do right now, you have no way to access the rainwater outside to use, and you can't recall if the little guy ever even been watered. You don't know much about plants.
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#28
RE: Floorcrack
>Mope.



>Mope some more.


>Mope, but in a new, unseen corner of the room. Maybe look for some old copies of Melancholy Monthly, the joke section never fails to bring you back to neutral. (Not positive though. This isn't the Sanguine Yearly Special.)
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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#29
RE: Floorcrack
Climb through window, break it if you must
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#30
RE: Floorcrack
> Crying so much could leave you dehydrated, try conserving body water mass by drinking your tears OR collecting rainwater from outside
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#31
RE: Floorcrack
Plant: complain that the tears are too salty!
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#32
RE: Floorcrack
>Wait for something magical to happen, then cry some more when it doesn't.
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#33
RE: Floorcrack
put on the sad sack
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#34
RE: Floorcrack
Gaze at the plant lovingly, your one and only friend in this square white room. Call them... Bampt, after your own father who was also a plant
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#35
RE: Floorcrack
(08-02-2018, 06:04 PM)Paperhelmet Wrote: »>Try to remember who or what "incarcerated" you here.
(08-03-2018, 01:06 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »Look at reverse side of room

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A decent job done indeed, you compliment yourself and pat the plant. The sweet ecstasy of completing a task doesn't last long however, as your CRIPPLING SELF DOUBT soon takes over and make you cry again.
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Remember... You scrunch your face up in concentration as you try to remember exactly how you got here... You remember being unfit to do anything about what was happening before, then leaving everyone behind to end up in here. These days you are mostly stuck in your own thoughts, as it pains you more to look inwards than being stuck in this perfectly white kind of establishment, it's almost as if these thoughts of hopelessness could be what is causing your overwhelming melancholic emotions and outbursts. That or some kind of chemical imbalance in your tiny bean-shaped brain.
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You look across the room. It does nothing for your mood.
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#36
RE: Floorcrack
screech
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#37
RE: Floorcrack
>retrieve spoon, conch, Heart-letter
>peer through doors mail slot, observe outside
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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#38
RE: Floorcrack
eat the spoon with the spoon
Noot noot doot doot.


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#39
RE: Floorcrack
>Do that trick with the spoon where you breathe on it and hang it from your nose.
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#40
RE: Floorcrack
Before you grab anything with the intent to read it, dip your fingers in the inkwell. Every digit must be wet with ink.
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#41
RE: Floorcrack
(11-22-2018, 05:12 PM)Thalia V1 Wrote: »screech

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You give it an earnest try, alas, your war cry could not be described as impressive. You just kind of sound like a doofus.

(11-24-2018, 03:39 AM)typeandkey Wrote: »>Do that trick with the spoon where you breathe on it and hang it from your nose.

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Haha.

(11-22-2018, 05:31 PM)Arcanuse Wrote: »>retrieve spoon-

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You cannot retrieve the spoon, or anything else for that matter! Your inventory is completely stuffed!
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#42
RE: Floorcrack
Empty your inventory, then do a quick assessment of all the items in the room.
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#43
RE: Floorcrack
>...Maybe leave the repressed memories in your inventory. But everything else can be carefully removed to peruse at leisure.
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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#44
RE: Floorcrack
>Empty your inventory and break things.
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#45
RE: Floorcrack
make the old egg good again by adding beans, alchemy at it’s finest
Noot noot doot doot.


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