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AgentBlue
 Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
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that escalated quickly

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You are AGEN. You're in the middle of a break, and you need to do something other than ONLINE SHOPPING.

For FUCKSAKES, we all know you have a JOB and DISPOSABLE INCOME now, but you're trying to save up to move to MELBOURNE.

[Budget: $300]

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03-21-2018, 10:28 PM
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Myeth
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HELL YEAH!

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03-21-2018, 10:32 PM
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AgentBlue
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that escalated quickly

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You hop onto http://www.giantinflatablealligators.snom and look at the prices for giant inflatable alligators.

Oh dear.

THE GREEN MACHINE: cup holders. pleather upholstery guaranteed to peel within one day of purchase. $50

BLUES DUES: bonus laser pointers, for wildcats. tradeoff is square wheels. $60

A YELLA BELLA: everything but the kitchen sink. kitchen sink not included. also not included is everything else. alligators don't come in yellow. throw in a towel and get bonus windscreen wipers. $70

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03-21-2018, 10:39 PM
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Myeth
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HELL YEAH!

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Buy all

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03-21-2018, 10:44 PM
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UnassumingCephalopod
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One 'a those

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Your hearteries
Realize that you ARE an alligator and buying one of your own kind disgusts you deeply
03-21-2018, 10:45 PM
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a52
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Comander obviou's

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buy some kudzu for your lawn
03-21-2018, 10:47 PM
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AgentBlue
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that escalated quickly

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You are now three ALLIGATORS deep. Thanks to Instant Shipping™*, delivery is a breeze**!

*not instant
**literally carried by balloons

AGEN gets the modifier +LIGATOR!

[Budget: $120]

http://www.kudzu.nom offers a wide range of products, but the only one within your price range is

KUDZOOKS! Pellets: Highly Invasive! Now 200% More Potent! Watch It Fight A Prickly Pear! warning may be consficated by australian quarantine. $20
03-21-2018, 10:53 PM
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a52
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Comander obviou's

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buyitbuyitbuyit
03-21-2018, 11:05 PM
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eerr
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>I don't understand.
03-21-2018, 11:07 PM
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Reyweld
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Tra͟sh R͠oya͢l ̷of S͜hi҉t To̢wn͞

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>Don't buy it?

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And then annihilate them as a powermove
03-21-2018, 11:15 PM
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Arcanuse
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>buy one, grow more, demand refund for original

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03-21-2018, 11:34 PM
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AgentBlue
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that escalated quickly

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UPDATE! AGEN has just completed a SHIFT!

BUDGET +300!

[BUDGET: 420] (WEED BONUS!!!)

AGEN gets the modifier +STONE!

Oh no! You can't decide whether or not to get the KUDZU!

CHALLENGE ROUND!!!

AGEN MODIFIERS:
+LIGATOR
+STONE

Problem: [i]buy kudzu[/u]???

BONUSES: many alligators

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03-21-2018, 11:35 PM
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Dragon Fogel
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The Goddamn Pacman

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This is too hard to make a decision on, so instead play video games until it becomes irrelevant.
03-21-2018, 11:45 PM
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AgentBlue
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that escalated quickly

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!!! it's FELICIS FOGEL !!!

CHALLENGER APPROACHES!

Fogel used VIDEO GAMES!

#rekt

It's super effective!

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AGEN got distracted by playing SUPER HAPPY FRIENDO PLATFORMER 3!

+5 DISTRACTION POINTS = BUDGET +50!

[BUDGET: $470]

AGEN loses +STONE modifier...

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03-21-2018, 11:51 PM
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Arcanuse
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>buy in-game kudzu

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03-21-2018, 11:53 PM
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a52
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Comander obviou's

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go to real life store and purchase donut
03-21-2018, 11:57 PM
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a52
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Comander obviou's

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oh hey look amazon sells wax nachos they're like the decorative fake apples grandma puts on the mantelpiece only nachos
03-22-2018, 12:02 AM
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bigro
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Please explain

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I have the power of god
Buy exactly as much land in sydney as your budget allows for, possibly 10 square centimeters.

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03-22-2018, 12:15 AM
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AgentBlue
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UPDATE! AGEN has just completed a SHIFT!

BUDGET +300!

[BUDGET: $770]

DONUT has been queued for lunchtime.

You log onto amazon.nom but then you remember that they're literally evil so the wax nachos will have to be sourced elsewhere.

Realestate.nom.au sells postage-stamp sized increments of land, but in Sydney this still costs $15,000,000.95. Because housing/avocado markets be fucked yo.

HAPPY SUPER FRIENDO KUDZU DLC obtained! -$100

AGEN gains modifier +VASIVE!

[BUDGET: $670]

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03-22-2018, 12:56 AM
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Arcanuse
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>buy spear, hunt for good investments

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03-22-2018, 01:14 AM
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AgentBlue
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that escalated quickly

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UPDATE! AGEN has completed a SHIFT!

BUDGET +300!

[BUDGET:1070]

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DONUT acquired! -$5

http://www.spears.nom has a wide selection of spears and other glaive-like polearms!

SPEAROW: an actual pokemon. will peck your eyes out. FREE with bonus pokeball

THE GREEN MACHINE: this isn't an inflatable alligator dressed up with a big aluminium foil pointy spearhead/hat. wait where did yours go $50

UNDERSTANDING: long stick with a spearhead on it. defect: bends into another dimension in the middle. also packaging damaged. $200

[BUDGET:1065]

>_
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03-22-2018, 01:46 AM
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Arcanuse
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>Understanding market trends will be invaluable for the investment hunt

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03-22-2018, 01:56 AM
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bigro
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Please explain

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I have the power of god
PUT IT ALL ON THE PRETTIEST HORSE

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03-22-2018, 02:15 AM
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AgentBlue
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that escalated quickly

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UPDATE! has completed a SHIFT!

BUDGET +300!

[BUDGET: 1365]

UNDERSTANDING get!

What's this?

Turns out this is not a STICK or a SPEAR! This is the front end of a UNICORN! With SADDLEBAGS!

You put all your money in the saddlebags.

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03-22-2018, 02:46 AM
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AgentBlue
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AGEN gets modifiers:

+DONUT
+ICORN
03-22-2018, 02:47 AM
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