Stop Me From Online Shopping Again

Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
#26
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
Ask the unicorn where the back end is.
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#27
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
>Name it Majestic.
>Go to racetrack, enter race, bet everything on Majestic
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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#28
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
UPDATE! UP UP UPDATE AGEN has completed a SHIFT!

BUDGET +300!

[BUDGET: 1665]

RAZER NAGA TRINITY attacks!

CHALLENGE ROUND!!!

AGEN MODIFIERS:
+LIGATOR
+VASIVE
+DONUT
+ICORN

COMPLEX PROBLEM: Pretty mouse ;-;

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#29
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
combine all modifiers
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#30
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
(03-22-2018, 03:37 AM)a52 Wrote: »combine all modifiers

permanently
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#31
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
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woowowoowoooowooowowooowooowooowowoowooo

AGEN pools COMBINATORIALS! -$500

AGEN gets the modifier +LITIGATOR!
AGEN gets the modifier +DONUTICORN!

[/b]MAJESTIC[/b] gains the modifier +DONUT!

+LITIGATOR and +DONUTICORN are level 2 modifiers! AGEN does not have enough money for a level 2 COMBINATORIAL!

[i]MAJESTIC[i] tries to run a race with only two legs! And loses! -$500

QUEST FOR MAJESTIC ASS added to problem sheet!

[BUDGET: $665]

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#32
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
Utilise +DONUTICORN to make giant donut wheels for MAJESTIC
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#33
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
UPDATE! AGEN has completed a SHIFT!

BUDGET +300

[BUDGET: $965]

MAJESTIC rises from the depths of losering and gains PASTRY WHEELS. vroom vroom motherfuckers.

The NAGA TRINITY attacks! -$170

[BUDGET: $895]

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#34
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
Buy a live pet mouse instead, then forget to feed it 90% of the time
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#35
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
oh shit

GERALD the mouse has joined your party! -$50

GERALD gets modifier: +STARVING
AGEN gets modifier: +RESPONSIBLE

[BUDGET: $845]

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#36
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
>Go Gerald!
>That NAGA TRINITY is made of cheese, I swear
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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#37
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
>GERALD: utilize +STARVING, resent owner
>AGEN: utilize +RESPONSIBLE, realise that if you had two mice you wouldn't be fully able to give 10% of your love (and whatever you're eating because you didn't buy mouse food) to GERALD
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#38
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
>Rent GERALD to some wealthy mad scientist to earn extra income.
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#39
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
UPDATE! AGEN has completed a SHIFT!

Budget +300!

You set GERALD onto the NAGA TRINITY, but as you lied to him his attacks do 0 damage!

GERALD gets modifier: +RESENT

AGEN uses +RESPONSIBLE, and tries to get another mouse! However, www.mouse.nom is currently unavailable.

GERALD uses +RESENT, and hires himself out to a LOCAL MAD SCIENTIST in a BID FOR FREEDOM. Unfortunately the MAD SCIENTIST is very responsible as well. +$100!

[BUDGET: $1245]

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#40
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
please

please

love yourself

please
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#41
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
>AGEN: Buy fake dollar bills for a dollar per fake dollar, buy glue to stick them together to make GERALD a little mouse house he can sit inside of when he's feeling particularly resentful of you
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#42
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
You buy fake dollar bills from www.fakedollarbillz.nom. With the help of ONLINE TUTORIALS, you create a new housing market! -$100

Gerald gains modifier: +DWELLING!

[BUDGET: $1145]

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#43
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
>GERALD: +RESENT your one and only NEIGHbor, MAJESTIC.
>MAJESTIC: Make GERALD feel bad by sharing some of your donut wheels with him. Engage mildly tense friendship.
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#44
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
>AGEN: perhaps feed GERALD.
>AGEN: perhaps hit the gym, so you can take purchases harder.
>GERALD: work out. Gotta be strong against abuse.
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#45
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
>Go back and buy the spearow, nothing else
>Feed Gerald
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#46
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
UPDATE! DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY - 9 SHIFTS REMAIN

AGEN receives a DAY BONUS! +300!

[BUDGET: $1445]

SPEAROW acquired! -$0

SPEAROW gains modifier +POKEBALL!

GERALD utilizes +RESENT! MAJESTIC retaliates by utilizing +PASTRYWHEELS (to share).

MAJESTIC loses modifier +PASTRYWHEELS...
MAJESTIC gains modifier +FRIENDSHIP!

GERALD loses modifer +STARVING.
GERALD gains modifier +FRIENDSHIP!

You notice that GERALD has been fed through no action of your own. This pleases you.

AGEN loses modifier +RESPONSIBLE!
AGEN gains modifier +IRRESPONSIBLE!

www.onlinegym.nom has many exercise packages you can virtually work out in:

JAMES MOSTMUSCLED: extreme workout, focusing on the biceps. $150

IACOMUS LILMOUSEST: core workout with an extensive sweat session afterwards. $200

XAIME SWOLERER: stretch every muscle in your body up to sixteen meters. touch the sky $500

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#47
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#48
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
baDUN ba DUN BA DUN BA DUN

THE LAST SHIFT APPROACHES.

IF AGEN CAN DEFEAT ALL THE PRODUCTS SHOPPED FOR THEN THE AUDIENCE WILL WIN!

MODIFIER AGAINST MODIFIER

BUDGET ON BUDGET ACTION

EXCITEMENT

COMING RIGHT NOW
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#49
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
ROUND 1

AGEN VS [b]MAJESTIC[/i]

[BUDGET: $1445]

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#50
RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
>Shame MAJESTIC with its inability to win a single race.
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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