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ICan'tGiveCredit
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Demonic Kitchen Appliance

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give MAJESTIC to ren

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03-23-2018, 01:19 PM
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LoverIan
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>Don't buy anything, give love to your companions.

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03-25-2018, 09:40 PM
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AgentBlue
 RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
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that escalated quickly

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UBER UPDATE! AGEN HAS COMPLETED ALL SHIFTS!

[BUDGET: NO LONGER RELEVANT]

AGEN uses SUPER ULTIMATE HAPPY FRIENDO PLATFORMER on MAJESTIC!

MAJESTIC is SHAMED for not winning a race! MAJESTIC attempts to PLATFORM to save the BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS WREN, and also MAJESTIC ASS!

MAJESTIC finds TRUE LOVE!!!

AGEN TAKES IT AWAY MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH


AHAHAHHA

AHAHA
03-27-2018, 02:43 AM
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bigro
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Please explain

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I have the power of god
u did it

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03-27-2018, 02:48 AM
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AgentBlue
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that escalated quickly

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YES

YES YOU HAVE

BECAUSE YOU SEE, IT TURNS OUT THAT THE VILLAIN OF THIS ADVENTURE WAS NOT ONLINE SHOPPING...

IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!!!!!

You are now AGEN. You have been horribly corrupted by CAPITALISM. It is now up to your plucky companions, sans the brave MAJESTIC, to defeat you, using the power of gaining and combining modifiers.

COMBINATORIAL modifiers are now no longer linked to capital accumulation!

Spoiler: stats
AGEN:
+LITIGATOR
+DONUTICORN (currently used by MAJESTIC)
+IRRESPONSIBLE

MAJESTIC:
+DONUTICORN (intrinsic)
+FRIENDSHIP


GERALD:
+RESENT (intrinsic)
+FRIENDSHIP

SPEAROW:
+POKEBALL (intrinsic)
03-27-2018, 08:33 AM
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bigro
 RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
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Please explain

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spearow use peck

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03-27-2018, 08:38 AM
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Arcanuse
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combine irresponsible and litigator

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03-27-2018, 08:43 AM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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Demonic Kitchen Appliance

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combine pokeball and irresponsible

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03-27-2018, 07:47 PM
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AgentBlue
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that escalated quickly

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AGEN combines +IRRESPONSIBLE and +LITIGATOR!

AGEN gains the modifier +LAWBREAKER!

AGEN forgets all the rules that applied up until this point!

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SPEAROW uses PECK!

AGEN TAKES $50 DAMAGE!

[BUDGET: -$50]

GERALD attempts to steal a modifier +IRRESPONSIBLE! (Roll: 10)
But it failed...

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05-07-2018, 01:04 PM
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eerr
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>Go for a walk.
05-09-2018, 05:24 PM
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