Stop Me From Online Shopping Again

Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
#51
give MAJESTIC to ren
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#52
>Don't buy anything, give love to your companions.
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#53
UBER UPDATE! AGEN HAS COMPLETED ALL SHIFTS!

[BUDGET: NO LONGER RELEVANT]

AGEN uses SUPER ULTIMATE HAPPY FRIENDO PLATFORMER on MAJESTIC!

MAJESTIC is SHAMED for not winning a race! MAJESTIC attempts to PLATFORM to save the BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS WREN, and also MAJESTIC ASS!

MAJESTIC finds TRUE LOVE!!!

AGEN TAKES IT AWAY MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH


AHAHAHHA

AHAHA
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#54
u did it
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#55
YES

YES YOU HAVE

BECAUSE YOU SEE, IT TURNS OUT THAT THE VILLAIN OF THIS ADVENTURE WAS NOT ONLINE SHOPPING...

IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!!!!!

You are now AGEN. You have been horribly corrupted by CAPITALISM. It is now up to your plucky companions, sans the brave MAJESTIC, to defeat you, using the power of gaining and combining modifiers.

COMBINATORIAL modifiers are now no longer linked to capital accumulation!

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#56
spearow use peck
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#57
combine irresponsible and litigator
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#58
combine pokeball and irresponsible
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#59
AGEN combines +IRRESPONSIBLE and +LITIGATOR!

AGEN gains the modifier +LAWBREAKER!

AGEN forgets all the rules that applied up until this point!

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SPEAROW uses PECK!

AGEN TAKES $50 DAMAGE!

[BUDGET: -$50]

GERALD attempts to steal a modifier +IRRESPONSIBLE! (Roll: 10)
But it failed...

>_
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#60
>Go for a walk.
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#61
AGEN takes a walk!

AGEN gains the modifier +WALKING!

AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO
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#62
>Breathe fresh air. Exercise the body.
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#63
AGEN breathes FRESH AIR.

AGEN gains the modifier +EXERCISED!

What's this?

The FRESH AIR invigorates everyone in the party!

GERALD and SPEAROW gain the modifier +INVIGORATED!

AGEN gains the modifier +INVI...

+INVIGORATED conflicts with +LAWBREAKER!

The two modifiers exchange traits!

AGEN loses the modifier +LAWBREAKER!

AGEN gains the modifier +INVISIBLE!

AGEN gains the modifier +SPICY!

(You have discovered CONFLICTUAL COMBINATORIATION! Conflicting modifiers can exchange traits, meiosis style, and turn into related but compatible modifiers!)
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#64
Wait, how does being invigorated conflict with breaking laws, those don't seem like related concepts at all.
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#65
Trespass.
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#66
+LAWBREAKER is a inherently conflictuous modifier that conflicts with any other modifier, except for synonym
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#67
>Play favored videogames.
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