plants are stupid

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plants are stupid
#1
plants are stupid
All these motherfuckers do all day is be total immobile layabouts and oxygen givers. What the fuck. Plants are fawking staooooowpiiiiiiiiiiddddd!!!!
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#2
RE: plants are stupid
Oh no, you made the plant sad

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#3
RE: plants are stupid
I agree! I agree!
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#4
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You ever see a plant play volleyball? No. No. A plant has never once won a volleyball tournament. Not even once. Not the silver, or even the bronze.

In conclusion, get your shit together, plants.
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#5
RE: plants are stupid
fuck all of you right in your animal ass.

plants rule.
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#6
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(04-13-2018, 06:00 PM)a52 Wrote: »fuck all of you right in your animal ass.

plants rule.

buncha blood-havin punks
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#7
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haha you are infuriated by animals
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#8
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(04-13-2018, 08:40 PM)a52 Wrote: »
(04-13-2018, 06:00 PM)a52 Wrote: »fuck all of you right in your animal ass.

plants rule.

buncha blood-havin punks
I dont have blood, yet. :)
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#9
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Im Robot! I like aminals! They move and sit and do taxes sometimes! Isn't that fascinating?

Plants are boring! Plants can't play fetch, disappointing.
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#10
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(04-14-2018, 02:54 AM)Robot Wrote: »
(04-13-2018, 08:40 PM)a52 Wrote: »
(04-13-2018, 06:00 PM)a52 Wrote: »fuck all of you right in your animal ass.

plants rule.

buncha blood-havin punks
I dont have blood, yet. :)
In the right context this would be the most eerie and ominous thing.
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#11
RE: plants are stupid
Plants today prevented me from obtaining garbage from underneath them to put into rubbish bins. What are they? Bereft of intelligence? Why would they do such an unintelligent and harmful self-destructive act as to obstruct me from removing garbage and making this worthless chunk of soil a better place for all forms of life? Oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhhh.
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#12
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You have 36 hours to undo this thread, or I will germinate the Calamity Seed,
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#13
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(04-24-2018, 11:42 AM)Wheat Wrote: »You have 36 hours to undo this thread, or I will germinate the Calamity Seed,

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#14
RE: plants are stupid
(04-24-2018, 11:42 AM)Wheat Wrote: »You have 36 hours to undo this thread, or I will germinate the Calamity Seed,
Fuck you, you can't tell me what to do.
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(04-24-2018, 08:49 PM)Mirdini Wrote: »
(04-24-2018, 11:42 AM)Wheat Wrote: »You have 36 hours to undo this thread, or I will germinate the Calamity Seed,

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I don't know where this is from but it looks cool.
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#16
RE: plants are stupid
it's a friendly plant

gotcha, nerd
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#17
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Doip
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#18
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Some plants are accomplished star ship pilots

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Have [b]YOU[ /b] driven a star ship recently?
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#19
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Starships are a fictitious concept at present you buffoon. Also that plant looks like an ugly mantis with tentacles. PSSSSHHHHHH
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#20
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(04-25-2018, 03:58 PM)Mirdini Wrote: »it's a friendly plant

gotcha, nerd
But did you draw it? Also, if it wasn't drawn good I would have said something hyperbolic and abrasive to maintain the tone of the thread.
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#21
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No but in sincere, serious honesty. I'm impressed by that drawing, it's top notch.
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#22
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I didn't draw it, but I did commission good good Eaglefriend Gen to draw it (a while ago).

Gen art very good, agreed.
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#23
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Ah how stupid of me. I've been a consumer of mostly her pixel based artworks, so I couldn't recognise it immediately. Gen's art I have always admired, her body of work is something I could just stare forever at like a doofusoid.
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#24
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I'm the plant.

You're all under arrest.
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#25
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I've done nothing wrong my fellow duplicitous and tricky cop. These plant monster mobsters are real insidious wise-guys.
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