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a52 report: now accepting bribes
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a52
 a52 report: now accepting bribes
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that's right! i've officially gone corrupt, and am more than willing to accept vast quantities of money or valuables for potentially illicit goods, services, or political positions!

place your offers or requests here!
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06-06-2018, 09:44 PM
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Reyweld
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I thought this was in general chat, and was really interested as to what it would be about. I thought it was going to be an art-commissions style thing for classical music or something to do with math (I don't know what).

However, for the low low price of doing the same for me, I will vote to give you the lower of moderator / admin privileges for just Hawkspace.

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
06-07-2018, 12:09 AM
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Granolaman
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I'll give you 50 hawkbucks to make your avatar look the other way
06-07-2018, 01:22 AM
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Mirdini
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I'll give you 100 hawkbucks to make Granolaman's avatar look the other way
06-07-2018, 02:33 AM
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Dragon Fogel
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Let's talk business here.

How big of a bribe do I need to get you to refuse my bribe?
06-07-2018, 02:54 AM
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Myeth
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It's summer vacation B)

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I'll give you 3 years of my life if you'll eat this whole bowl of beans

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06-07-2018, 03:02 AM
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Reyweld
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I'll give you 250 Hawkbucks if you also turn around Mirdini's and DragonFogel's avatars.

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
06-07-2018, 12:09 PM
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a52
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(06-07-2018, 12:09 AM)Reyweld Wrote: However, for the low low price of doing the same for me, I will vote to give you the lower of moderator / admin privileges for just Hawkspace.

you gotcherself a deal. now you keep this on the down-low, and i'll do the same.

(+1 vote for mayor)

(06-07-2018, 01:22 AM)Granolaman Wrote: I'll give you 50 hawkbucks to make your avatar look the other way

i'll pay you back in full if you do the same for a while.

just a warnin' tho', i can only keep this up for so long before the uppers get suspy. best do your stuff quick.

(+Ꜧ50)

(06-07-2018, 02:33 AM)Mirdini Wrote: I'll give you 100 hawkbucks to make Granolaman's avatar look the other way

deal is in the works, awaitin' a response from another client. but i'll pay you back in full if you.. ignore any discrepancies you may come across for a while.

(06-07-2018, 02:54 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: Let's talk business here.

How big of a bribe do I need to get you to refuse my bribe?

all i needya to do is look the other way for a bit. got some business needs attending to.

(06-07-2018, 12:09 PM)Reyweld Wrote: I'll give you 250 Hawkbucks if you also turn around Mirdini's and DragonFogel's avatars.

in progress, my friend.

GREASE ON PALMS:
Ꜧ50
1 vote for mayor
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a52
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(06-07-2018, 03:02 AM)Myeth Wrote: I'll give you 3 years of my life if you'll eat this whole bowl of beans

listen kid, i don't know how you got back here or gotten hold o' that, but you might be gettin' yerself into more than you can chew. that said, i ain't never refused a client, and that's a mighty tasty offer...

lemme get back to you on that one
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06-08-2018, 01:50 AM
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Granolaman
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06-08-2018, 02:08 AM
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a52
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(06-08-2018, 02:08 AM)Granolaman Wrote: My, what an absolutely captivating underside to these letters.

thanks for the help. *clumsily slides a large briefcase under the desk. it contains a single Ꜧ50 bill*

(-Ꜧ50)

(06-07-2018, 02:33 AM)Mirdini Wrote: I'll give you 100 hawkbucks to make Granolaman's avatar look the other way

deal done. the other offer still stands, but for now, i'll be taking this.

(+Ꜧ100)

"REELECTION" FUNDING:
Ꜧ100
1 vote for mayor
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06-08-2018, 03:27 AM
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Myeth
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It's summer vacation B)

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The big lil' Q.a.t.a.r.
Jokes on you i cant chew nothin cus i dont got no teeth, all gums baby

Thats why i need to you to eat this whole bowl o' beans

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Me army of waddlers

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06-08-2018, 10:16 PM
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Electrum
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I'll give you 1000 hawkbucks if you don't run for mayor and keep Hawkspace in a state of anarchy and disrepair.
06-09-2018, 07:56 AM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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myeth confirmed grandma that needs their meal pre-chewed

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06-09-2018, 01:19 PM
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a52
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(06-07-2018, 03:02 AM)Myeth Wrote: I'll give you 3 years of my life if you'll eat this whole bowl of beans

dunno what you needed this for kid, and i ain't gonna ask, but it's yours.

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(+3 years of Myeth's life)

(06-09-2018, 07:56 AM)Bobert Wrote: I'll give you 1000 hawkbucks if you don't run for mayor and keep Hawkspace in a state of anarchy and disrepair.

ohohoho, trust me, if i'm elected, you won't be disappointed.

as a matter of fact, if there are any.. favors.. you want, things you need done, i'd be happy to oblige in exchange for your vote.

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3 years of Myeth's life
06-10-2018, 01:29 AM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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now eat unfried plasma-state beans for half of a life. specifically, cobalt-60's.

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06-11-2018, 01:49 AM
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Joe Starman
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I'll show you a rare jpg if you can sum these numbers for me

28 63 197 17 142 83 8 26

don't ask why I need this or the deal's off

(02-16-2018, 08:26 AM)Myeth Wrote: m.ay you reincarnat.e as a bea-tiful(ful) bir.d in your next l-ife, Joe Starman
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