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Joe Starman
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Doug was having a nice stroll through the park, when something caught his eye.

(02-16-2018, 08:26 AM)Myeth Wrote: m.ay you reincarnat.e as a bea-tiful(ful) bir.d in your next l-ife, Joe Starman
07-08-2018, 12:48 PM
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Reyweld
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It was probably the fish hook that had embedded itself there.

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(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
07-08-2018, 12:49 PM
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Joe Starman
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"Yeouch!" he exclaimed.

(02-16-2018, 08:26 AM)Myeth Wrote: m.ay you reincarnat.e as a bea-tiful(ful) bir.d in your next l-ife, Joe Starman
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07-08-2018, 12:54 PM
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Thalia V1
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Doug began to formulate a melodramatic tweet about his life, and the fish hook.

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07-08-2018, 01:03 PM
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Reyweld
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"Dear twitter, as my vision shrinks away and my life fades, I hope only that the fish hook embedded in my eye looks like a real bad ass piercing. #FinalMoments" he typed.

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
07-08-2018, 01:08 PM
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Joe Starman
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Then Doug felt a tug on his eye, someone was reeling him in!

(02-16-2018, 08:26 AM)Myeth Wrote: m.ay you reincarnat.e as a bea-tiful(ful) bir.d in your next l-ife, Joe Starman
07-08-2018, 01:13 PM
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Dragon Fogel
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And that someone was none other than... Doug himself!
07-08-2018, 01:38 PM
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Reyweld
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Doug Himself, Doug Andrew's fierce adversary and alternate timeclone, wielded the guilty rod with a determined perversion: he desired to take and then take over Doug's life!

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
07-08-2018, 02:54 PM
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Electrum
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"Uhuhuhuh, once I cannibalise your heart and brain we will become one being! BODY AND SOUL, FATHER AND SON, TOGETHER AT LAST" Doug Himself yelled at the top of his lungs.
07-09-2018, 01:15 PM
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Reyweld
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Doug Andrew's face drained of colour as he wildly mashed his phone's touch screen, whipping up another tweet; it was clear Doug Andrew was very detached from the gravity of his situation.

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
07-09-2018, 01:19 PM
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Thalia V1
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Doug Himself transformed into a demon, attempting to fuse Doug Andrew’s soul with his own by eating his internal organs!

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07-09-2018, 01:31 PM
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Joe Starman
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Doug Andrew ripped off a mask where the fish hook had caught, revealing his true face.

(02-16-2018, 08:26 AM)Myeth Wrote: m.ay you reincarnat.e as a bea-tiful(ful) bir.d in your next l-ife, Joe Starman
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Dragon Fogel
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He was actually a fish!
07-09-2018, 06:17 PM
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Joe Starman
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Doug fell over and began flopping around.

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Dragon Fogel
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As Doug Himself watched the pathetic flailing of his other self, he couldn't help but wonder whether he really wanted Doug Andrew's life that much.
07-10-2018, 02:43 AM
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Xindaris
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So Doug Himself decided to go get some hot dogs instead.
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Electrum
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Without a real human soul to supplement his demonic corpse form, Doug Himself was not feeling himself while ordering the fancy barbecued bacon chunks hot dog he really liked.
07-10-2018, 08:44 AM
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Joe Starman
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There was no soul to be had in the hot dog, so Doug Himself entered a demonic hyposoul coma.

(02-16-2018, 08:26 AM)Myeth Wrote: m.ay you reincarnat.e as a bea-tiful(ful) bir.d in your next l-ife, Joe Starman
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Electrum
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"Oh fucking great, another demonbetes sufferer" Groaned the hot dog vendor.
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Thalia V1
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The Hot-dog vendor begrudgingly gave up his soul, his body fusing with Doug Himself’s.

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Reyweld
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"I should get a raise for this."

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Xindaris
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As gaining the soul meant inheriting the soul-haver's life, this meant that Doug Himself was now a hot dog vendor.
07-12-2018, 01:44 AM
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Dragon Fogel
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Meanwhile, Doug Andrew the fish was still flopping around on the ground nearby.
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Electrum
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"Flippety Floppity" said Doug Andrew. Then the very angry dog approached...
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Joe Starman
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The dog was angry because a very important business deal had just fallen through, and his company had lost a long term client.

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(07-16-2018, 06:14 PM)Electrum Wrote: "Flippety Floppity" said Doug Andrew. Then the very angry dog approached...
That's more than one sentence!

I'll allow it now, but don't do it again, OR ELSE

(02-16-2018, 08:26 AM)Myeth Wrote: m.ay you reincarnat.e as a bea-tiful(ful) bir.d in your next l-ife, Joe Starman
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