goblin's luring thread

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goblin's luring thread
#1
shhh, i'm trying to lure goblin
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HELLO THERE FINE FOLKS WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS FINE THREAD *TROMPS THROUGH UNDERBRUSH IN LARGE BOOTS*
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#3
shhhhhh! sh! sh!
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#4
a52 i'm trying to spot a goblin, you have to be quiet
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[DEMONIC GOBLIN SCREECH]
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#6
yikes! ugh, don't scare me like that. everyone please, be quiet
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#7
wait. shh shh shhhh. sh. i think i hear something.
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#8
[PLAYING ALL STAR AT FULL VOLUME]
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#9
So loud! I'm gonna go back into my burrow. Goodnight!
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#10
fuck,
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#11
*ahem*

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#13
This thread is great and I love it here
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Are there still goblin's

are we call goblins?

how can I find them and claim their blessing reyweld what's the secret
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#15
To attract goblins I recommend setting the (cheap) Fine China, (counterfeit) Silver silverware, and then serve fast food.

The goblins will be deeply offended anyone would do such a thing to such finely crafted goods, but once within range will begin a full blown rant about how frauds are ruining the crafted goods industry.

This makes it easy to engage them in conversation and get contact details for good retailers and craftworkers. They'll probably realize that this was a lure by the time they start calming down, at which point you can apologize for this whole charade.

If you just want to maliciously trap a goblin then hide and have a tranq rifle ready. I don't agree with this sort of thing personally, but people will do what they will do.
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#16
This song here is one of the only ways confirmed to have lured goblin's: https://soundcloud.com/user-548929941/a-...or-goblins

Not sure why it wasn't already in this thread, I could have sworn it was.
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