The Hell Is This

The Hell Is This
#51
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> Make a vow to punch the cycloptic """"You"""" in the throat. Not the face but the throat, that part is 10 times more vulnerable.

> You've got no reason not to enter the dark spooky doorway so best get to it.
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#52
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He said "nice" when you mooned him, you clearly shouldn't put any stock into what he says.
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#53
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jump into the void
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#54
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(07-11-2018, 10:03 AM)Electrum Wrote: »> Make a vow to punch the cycloptic """"You"""" in the throat. Not the face but the throat, that part is 10 times more vulnerable.

> You've got no reason not to enter the dark spooky doorway so best get to it.

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You know what, you're right. That guy was clearly just messin' with ya. Honestly, what a fuckin' asshole. Next time y'see him, he's gonna catch these motherfuckin' HANDS.

(07-11-2018, 01:04 PM)Thalia V1 Wrote: »jump into the void

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Fantasizing about physically defying possible divine and definitely otherwordly entities aside, it's obvious you don't have much choice but to go through this dark doorway. You could wait around for more weird shenanigans to happen and make a hot dog stand appear in the room but... nah, you're done waiting.

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Time to take control of your destiny! First step, plunge yourself into this dark and-

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- nicely illuminated hallway?

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Oof.

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Some bizarre trickery is going on, because you could've SWORN it should've been pitch black in here... and instead, you can clearly see everything.
Why must this dimension mess with you so much?

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Before you, a decently long hallway stretches out. It seems to open into another room at the end, but there's nothing else of note in sight.

Damn, this place is just barren.
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#55
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Follow the hall, then. Worst that can happen is you run into a terrifying monster, right?
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#56
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>Turn that damn A between your legs into damn courage and spite, follow the hall and prepare yourself to fist fight any monster, no one wishes to damn with you.
Duck, duck, duck, duck, GHOOST.
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#57
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T pose while running through the hallway to intimidate all passing hostile beings
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#58
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Lick the floor. Does it taste any different from the walls?
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#59
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(07-17-2018, 03:07 AM)thriggle Wrote: »Lick the floor. Does it taste any different from the walls?

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You tap into your inner lizard brain (or the brain of whatever animal licks the floor ew) and lick that floor real good.

Tastes mysterious, foreign, and dusty. Why exactly did you do this again?

(07-17-2018, 02:57 AM)Myeth Wrote: »T pose while running through the hallway to intimidate all passing hostile beings

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You ready your T-pose, but in doing so, you unlock your hidden potential that laid dormant deep inside your soul. You start levitating as a show of your newfound godly powers. You awaken to your THIRD EYE.

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You start gliding through the hallway, unfettered and ready to take on anything. You feel powerful, invincible. You feel that whatever is waiting for you stands no chance against this newfound version of yourself.

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Your glorious moment is then harshly interrupted by a wall you also loudly slam against. Ouch. Your THIRD EYES goes the fuck back to sleep, and you lose all your powers. Back to the mortal plain with you.

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Why is there a wall here? You were sure what you saw at the end of this hallway was open space. Do you need to get your depth perception checked? Again!?
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#60
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>Is there anything above you?
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#61
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Are you somehow back in the old room?
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#62
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Equip your third eye and see what your special eye can see
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#63
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(08-03-2018, 08:56 PM)Schazer Wrote: »Equip your third eye and see what your special eye can see

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Yes... yes! You can see EVERYTHING! All that is and isn't! All that was and ever will be! All is yours to know and find and remember! EVERYTHING IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING!!!!!!!!!!!

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Too bad you can't use your THIRD EYE just yet, you're still too much of a DUMBASS to do that! You go back to normal, not sure if the previous panel really even happened.

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You look up to the ceiling, but there's really nothing worth noticing up there- wait...

What's that...?

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There's a black dot there. A stain? A hole? You have a feeling it's a hole. Why do you have a feeling it's a hole? Why does it feel like that hole shouldn't be there, yet it being there makes so much sense? It's all so weird.

Something seems to be written next to it, but it's too far up to see clearly. It also seems kind of faded.

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Suddenly, you take out the ENIGMATIC KEY out of a foreign impulse.

Could it be...?
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#64
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Unlock the wall.
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#65
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> Throw the key ceiling-ward.
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#66
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(08-17-2018, 08:46 PM)Thalia V1 Wrote: »Unlock the wall.

(08-18-2018, 05:50 PM)CDJ8 Wrote: »> Throw the key ceiling-ward.

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You can't do either of those things! The ceiling is simply too high up. And you really don't have the aim to throw the key right inside that tiny little hole.

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Looking at it from this angle, the hole doesn't even seem that far. It feels as if you could just reach for it, and...

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And...?

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The ENIGMATIC KEY seems to acquire a will of its own and also the ability to fly, and levitates right inside the hole, where it also turns itself like a good key.

You're a bit surprised, but honestly, that's not even the weirdest thing that happened to you today.

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You did that do anyway?

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Oh, THAT'S what it did. Good to know!
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#67
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Shove your arms in one of those holes. Why not? Violently swing it around as you do to make sure you hit something and hope for the best
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#68
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Cover up the second hole of the pair on the top left, cover up only the top-half of the second hole of the pair on the top-right, leave the pair on the bottom-left alone, and rotate the second hole on the bottom-right to make it look like this: _
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#69
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>You should probably duck very fast. Not saying these holes look the exact shape to have circular sawblades launcer in them but ...
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#70
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(08-19-2018, 10:51 AM)smuchmuch Wrote: »>You should probably duck very fast. Not saying these holes look the exact shape to have circular sawblades launcer in them but ...

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You don't think that's necessary, because thanks to your depth perception, you can easily ascertain that these are, indeed, not holes, but rectangular black blocks.

Now the question is, what to do with them? By investigating a bit on your own, you discover some things:

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You can move the blocks around.

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Somehow, though, you can still press them like buttons. This makes them light up.

You can press them again to bring them back to their block-y and movable form.

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Finally, you can break them in as many pieces as you want. And they reattach without a problem!

Such handy little things.

(08-19-2018, 08:22 AM)Thalia V1 Wrote: »Cover up the second hole of the pair on the top left, cover up only the top-half of the second hole of the pair on the top-right, leave the pair on the bottom-left alone, and rotate the second hole on the bottom-right to make it look like this: _

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Well, as you said, they're not holes, but well... you can try doing that.

You mess around with the block objects for a few seconds, and...

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... Is this supposed to do someth

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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

O
O MY LORD
FORGIVE ME


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SO IMPROPER ARE THESE FEATURES
ALLOW ME
TO
MAKE SPACE FOR YOU


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O MY LORD
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL
FILL ME WITH YOUR BENEVOLENT WILL
FILL ME WITH YOUR DIVINE LOVE


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O MY LORD
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY


this world
is the place where you will learn
what great sin youve committed
you will suffer for it
you will cry for it
for almost all eternity
until one day you will fully be able to comprehend
the gravity of your actions
and be forever cleansed
of your torment


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wake up
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now wake up
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youre not ready to sleep yet
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You are nothing now.

You are nowhere now.

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There is nothing here.

There is nobody here.

There never was.
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#71
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>Loss.jpg
Duck, duck, duck, duck, GHOOST.
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#72
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> Holy cow, put some music on or something, everyone looks so DEPRESSED.
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#73
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> Take the λ̰ͧ́ from between your legs and turn it into a φ̵̷̭̩̹͆͊̉͞
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#74
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#75
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(08-24-2018, 12:16 AM)LammarWesley Wrote: »>Loss.jpg

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Everything was already lost.

Nothing was ever lost.

(08-25-2018, 04:55 AM)CDJ8 Wrote: »> Take the λ̰ͧ́ from between your legs and turn it into a φ̵̷̭̩̹͆͊̉͞

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Nothing tries to look down.

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There are no legs.

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Nothing speaks. The lack of sound is unbearable.

why try to change something that you never even had?

There's nothing to understand.
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