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RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins
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you should all obviously feed your oranges to the extradimensional entity known only as Schazer, for they are the ultimate Consumer Of Oranges
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Since I'll Admit They're The Ayatolla
Of The Music known as Rock and Rolla
and It'll get us Close To A Lynch
The reasoning's a Cinch
I'll Swap My Vote Now to Granola
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(08-02-2018, 12:35 PM)Lordlyhour Wrote: »Since I'll Admit They're The Ayatolla
Of The Music known as Rock and Rolla
and It'll get us Close To A Lynch
The reasoning's a Cinch
I'll Swap My Vote Now to Granola

I would like to point out a flaw in your reasoning. First off, nobody knows who they, or anyone else, is. Granola may be able to help us all in the future. Second, your current reasoning is “let’s see what happens if we do this” and that’s not really a healthy way of thought!

Anyway, I would like to share my idea, I guess; Just vote for ourselves. That way, nobody will have to go to jest-off, and we get more time to figure out both our (and each other’s) roles.
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Votes

Granolaman - 5 (Akumu, AgentBlue, a52, Robust Laser, Lordlyhour)
Mirdini - 1 (Mirdini)
Myeth - 1 (Myeth)
Robust Laser - 1 (Kieros)
Kieros - 1 (Numbers)
Pharmacy - 1 (Thalia V1)
LegendaryQ - 1 (LegendaryQ)
Lordlyhour - 1 (CSJ)
a52 - 1 (Granolaman)
AgentBlue - 1 (Palamedes)
Reyweld - 1 (Reyweld)
Justice Watch - 1 (Justice Watch)
Thalia V1 - 1 (Thalia V1)

With 20 alive, it takes 11 to lynch and 6 to soft-lynch.

Deadline is Friday, August 3rd at end-of-day midnight Mountain Standard Time.
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RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins
Unhinge: Jaw
Swallow: Entire Orange
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Granolaman attempts to swallow the orange whole, but just starts choking and involuntarily spits it out.

A sign suddenly pops out of the stall. It says, "WE ACCEPT ORANGES IN ANY CONDITION".
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(08-02-2018, 05:55 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Granolaman attempts to swallow the orange whole, but just starts choking and involuntarily spits it out.

A sign suddenly pops out of the stall. It says, "WE ACCEPT ORANGES IN ANY CONDITION".

[i pull out a fake orange]
“Fake! That’s a condition! So give me a daypower!”
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Another sign pops out of the stall. It just says "No."
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Shoulda given out more oranges if you wanted people to spend 'em, you foolish stall!
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(08-02-2018, 06:05 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Another sign pops out of the stall. It just says "No."

[i t-pose at the sign to assert dominance]
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Silly stall, thinking it has an actual economy associated to it. You're just a stall, stall!
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Granolaman do you actually want to be lynched

I could put you to soft-lynch, but your role could be very entertaining...
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I know nothing except that I am a Jester and that somewhere in my heart of hearts I yearn for the noose's loving embrace. Beyond that I haven't the foggiest as to how entertaining my role could be. My only clues are that I am impervious to life-threatening fruit-based decisions and that my forehead is marker compatible. Oh and also my target last night hasn't checked into the thread yet so maybe I'm a Silencer?

The Jest-Off sounds like it could be fun, but Exile is a dire risk and everyone helping to lynch me should appreciate the doom that may befall them. I salute those brave enough to push forward with the lynch yet I hold no contempt for anyone wishing to keep a vote for themselves.
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(08-03-2018, 12:25 AM)Granolaman Wrote: »I hold no contempt for anyone wishing to keep a vote for themselves.

Ok!
Vote: Granolaman
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RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins
Hey orange stall, do you accept persimmons, just curious.
Noot noot doot doot.


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I want to get a part-time job at this orange stall
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Slor isn't even in this game
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Well, can we vote for people not in the game and have them lynched? I'd support that.
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Godspeed Granolaman. I hope the Mansions of Jester Rest suit you well.
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You know you're not awake yet when you accidentally edit a votal post instead of quoting it and it takes you nearly ten minutes to notice.

Votes

Granolaman - 6 (Akumu, AgentBlue, a52, Robust Laser, Lordlyhour, Thalia V1)
Mirdini - 1 (Mirdini)
Myeth - 1 (Myeth)
Robust Laser - 1 (Kieros)
Kieros - 1 (Numbers)
Pharmacy - 1 (Thalia V1)
LegendaryQ - 1 (LegendaryQ)
Lordlyhour - 1 (CSJ)
a52 - 1 (Granolaman)
AgentBlue - 1 (Palamedes)
Reyweld - 1 (Reyweld)
Justice Watch - 1 (Justice Watch)

With 20 alive, it takes 11 to lynch and 6 to soft-lynch.

Deadline is Friday, August 3rd at end-of-day midnight Mountain Standard Time. That is, in about 15 hours and 20 minutes.
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RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins
Since granola is going to die or something along the lines, I'm going to place my orange on top of his head. Like that Japanese new year thing.
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I sort of wish I had saved my orange? And passed it along to Granolaman so they would have a snack on the the way up.
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The following players are currently headed for the Jest-Off:

-seedy
-awkwardcarapace
-Akumu
-CSJ
-Ixcaliber
-Numbers
-Palamedes
-Thalia V1

You have about 10 hours to change this.
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@Granolaman vote for me or I'll remove my vote on you
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