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But then I'd be leaving the Innocent a52 all on their lonesome! I just got done monologueing about how voting me was volunteering for trial by Jest-Off, you knew the risks when you chose this path!

You should try petitioning a vote from seedy Ix or AC.
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RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 - It Begins
Vote Akumu

Sorry Nola, I can't afford a Jest-Off right now
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Votes

Granolaman - 5 (AgentBlue, a52, Robust Laser, Lordlyhour, Thalia V1)
Mirdini - 1 (Mirdini)
Myeth - 1 (Myeth)
Robust Laser - 1 (Kieros)
Kieros - 1 (Numbers)
Pharmacy - 1 (Thalia V1)
LegendaryQ - 1 (LegendaryQ)
Lordlyhour - 1 (CSJ)
a52 - 1 (Granolaman)
AgentBlue - 1 (Palamedes)
Reyweld - 1 (Reyweld)
Justice Watch - 1 (Justice Watch)
Akumu - 1 (Akumu)

With 20 alive, it takes 11 to lynch and 6 to soft-lynch.

Deadline is Friday, August 3rd at end-of-day midnight Mountain Standard Time. Roughly one-and-a-half hours from now.
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That granola seems a bit bolder than I'd expect.
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I meant to remove that but I forgot.

Fixed now.
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Granolaman, I have an offer.

I will be awake until day ends in ~40 minutes. If you truly do desire the sweet embrace of democratically determined death, I am willing to provide you your last vote. However, you must vote me in return. If you agree to the terms, you know what to do.
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vote: granolaman
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Thanks seedy for being the hero we need

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Wow, that's a lot of vote updates where I forgot to fix that.

Votes

Granolaman - 6 (AgentBlue, a52, Robust Laser, Lordlyhour, Thalia V1, seedy)
Mirdini - 1 (Mirdini)
Myeth - 1 (Myeth)
Robust Laser - 1 (Kieros)
Kieros - 1 (Numbers)
LegendaryQ - 1 (LegendaryQ)
Lordlyhour - 1 (CSJ)
a52 - 1 (Granolaman)
AgentBlue - 1 (Palamedes)
Reyweld - 1 (Reyweld)
Justice Watch - 1 (Justice Watch)
Akumu - 1 (Akumu)

With 20 alive, it takes 11 to lynch and 6 to soft-lynch.

Deadline is Friday, August 3rd at end-of-day midnight Mountain Standard Time. Roughly half an hour from now.
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After a lot of puttering around, there's a vague consensus in favor of lynching the guy with GUILTY on his forehead. So everyone decides to settle for that.

Granolaman was the Jester Interceptor; town-aligned, technically. Each night, he could select one player and cause any actions targeting them to target himself instead.

He would win if the Robber survived to the conclusion of the game.


Before anyone can figure out what any of this means, however, the speaker starts blaring.

"Before the day's events are fully concluded, the following players are to participate in a Jest-Off.

Pharmacy, seedy, awkwardcarapace, CSJ, Numbers, Ixcaliber, Palamedes, Thalia V1.

We call this event Roll to Jest. Each of you is to post one action in this thread. When all actions are posted, a six-sided die will be rolled for each action to determine how successful you are. The higher the number, the greater the success.

However, rolling a six will result in the action being, shall we say, dangerously successful. That said, we have taken special care so that your actions will not kill you, as that would be too jester-like.

Normally in this sort of game, we would keep going until only one entrant was left. For the sake of speed, however, we will simplify the process to one round.

Anyone who rolls a 1 or 6 will be unable to act tonight, as they will have to recover from their dramatic success/failure. Among the rest, whoever rolls the highest will be declared the winner of the Jest-Off - or winners, in the event of a tie. Of course, if the dice are bad, you could all fail, and wouldn't that be a shame.

What does winning get you? An intriguing question. We'll find out, if anyone makes it out of this round.

Now, let the Jest-Off begin!
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RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 End - Jest-Off!
J E S T O F F B A B E Y

Visit: self
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D6 dice suck ass
A D20 is better
It's rigged, I tell ya.
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Visit: Thalia V1
Tis time to do the jestering!
Noot noot doot doot.


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RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 End - Jest-Off!
To clarify, your action does not have to be "visit" or directed at another player, it can be any action you care to describe.

If anyone who has already posted would like to change their action in light of this, I will allow it.
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RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 End - Jest-Off!
(08-04-2018, 01:12 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »To clarify, your action does not have to be "visit" or directed at another player, it can be any action you care to describe.

If anyone who has already posted would like to change their action in light of this, I will allow it.

Action: Yeet at Numbers
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RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 End - Jest-Off!
cackle wickedly over the mislynch
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... jest-offs seem fun
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Also question did anybody see a very short clown head with legs scampering around here somewhere? Just asking!
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(08-04-2018, 01:12 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »To clarify, your action does not have to be "visit" or directed at another player, it can be any action you care to describe.

If anyone who has already posted would like to change their action in light of this, I will allow it.
I change my action to Noot Noot at Thalia
Noot noot doot doot.


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(08-04-2018, 06:44 PM)Numbers Wrote: »
(08-04-2018, 01:12 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »To clarify, your action does not have to be "visit" or directed at another player, it can be any action you care to describe.

If anyone who has already posted would like to change their action in light of this, I will allow it.
I change my action to Noot Noot at Thalia

Ayy oI(OwO)oI
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RE: ?????? Mafia - Day 1 End - Jest-Off!
Use wildly outrageous and dangerous necromajik to pull Granola's soul back from death, forever denying him the honour and glory of Jesterhalla.
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I'm going to eat Granola's soul because that's how I roll.
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I’m changing my action to flip game, whatever consequences that may have
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The gathered jesters hear a fwip from an otherwise unoccupied corner of the room and when they turn to look they find a portion of what they had assumed had been the wall open to a dark narrow corridor and Facade standing there brandishing an impressive looking weapon and looking a little worse for wear. As they step back into the debating hall they recount their tale.

"So guys I was right about there being more to this place than just the one room. I found a secret button and when I pushed it whoosh the door opens up and, guys there's a massive armoury full of weapons back here, and and there's this whole catacomb full of traps and monsters and don't worry I'm okay," They pause to take a breath and wince as they do so, "more or less okay, I just need to have a little lie down and recover and tomorrow I'm gonna be ready to really take on that dungeon." Though you can't see their face you have the distinct impression that they are beaming beneath it.

For the first time since their return they look around at the other jesters and tilt their head quizzically. "Um so what did I miss?"
fyck phytybyckyt
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