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 It's pokemon season: RTD
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Please explain

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GUESS WHAT, you're a pokemon, LUCKY YOU.

GUESS WHAT ELSE, it's pokemon hunting season. Yes that's right, it's that time of year when the routes flood with rednecks and no poke-ass is safe.

GUESS YOU AREN'T SO LUCKY NOW HUH PUNK.


Spoiler :
Basic RTD rules:

You make one action per 'turn' and it's outcome is decided on a dice roll like so;
-1 epic fail
-2 fail
-3 only just
-4 success
-5 epic success
-6 overshoot

every turn you MUST make only one action. There is no such thing as no action.

Signmeup sheet.
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Poke-name:
Poke-Colour text:
Poke-species: (pls no final evos or legends)
Poke-notes: (not necessary, just cool)


I'll leave this 24 hours to accumulate players and then we'll git gawn.

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01-23-2013, 08:02 AM
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BestTeaMaker
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01-23-2013, 08:46 AM
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AgentBlue
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that escalated quickly

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Poke-name: Ralts the Genderqueer Ralts
Poke-Colour text: #97CC96
Poke-species: Ralts
Poke-notes: No one has any idea whether Ralts will evolve into Gardevoir or Gallade. No one has the guts to ask. Since Ralts the Genderqueer Ralts is probably going to die faint horribly, we possibly shall never know.
01-23-2013, 08:49 AM
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Nopad
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01-23-2013, 10:09 AM
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Jacquerel
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Poke-name: Cimmer
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Poke-species: Sableye
Poke-notes: Self-centred asshole
01-23-2013, 12:53 PM
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SeaWyrm
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Poke-name: Harold
Poke-color: #FFE38E (halp how do i colors)
Poke-species: Psyduck
Poke-notes: His life is already a maelstrom of headachey misery. Makes him kinda fatalistic.
01-23-2013, 04:50 PM
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KittenEater
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big dumb whatever

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uh oh i don't know what i'm doing

Gejigeji
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Venipede
One of her venom stingers is bent a little bit.
01-23-2013, 05:54 PM
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Robust Laser
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Poke-name: Tokyo
Poke-Colour text: FIRE ORANGE ff6633
Poke-species: Torchic
Poke-notes: Totally stoked you guys
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01-23-2013, 06:20 PM
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MaxieSatan
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WHERE'S MY FANGS OBAMA

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Poke-name: Sivana
Poke-Colour: #BF5FFF
Poke-species: Slowpoke
Poke-notes: duuuuuuude, don't worry, 's'all gooood
01-23-2013, 08:10 PM
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Crowstone
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squee~

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random.org chose my color and species
but my parents chose my name

Poke-name: Sandy
Poke-Colour text:#b8fe65
Poke-species: Teddiursa
Poke-notes: Sandy was always a special child. At pokeschool she was always very shy and had difficulty answering when the teacher called on her. Eventually they simply stopped calling on her. But her math teacher knew- something was wrong.

When Sandy was just a little baby, her father would always yell at her for babbling and gooing. He wanted her to say something real. He didn't know that baby can't speak?

Sandy's first words were, "Teddiursa Teddi, ursa ursa ted."

Her mother didn't know what to do. She would tell her husband, "Honey, it's all right, she'll be able to speak real words... eventually."

But she never did.

Truley awful.

So when her math teacher called on her and asked the little girl what the area under the curve was and she didn't answer, he immediately called her parents and called them in.

"I think your child has Anorexia. You should feed her more honey." Honey, Sandy's father, was outraged. "I am outraged!" he would say. Then, he used Outrage.
Three turns later, everyone in the room was dead. The Exploud hit himself in confusion, and also died.

Except for Sandy, who was not dead. however..... SHE WAS ALIVE!

Sandy cried. And she cried some more, and then the handsome young boy from class, Harry Potter, the young wizard boy, ran in. "Oh no! This is awful! Would this be a bad time to tell you.... I love you?"

Sandy and Harry embraced and totally made out it was so awsome that her parents came back to life!

"This is amazing, Harry said!" I may be magical, but only with both of us magical , maybe? we do that?

Her parents and the math teacher said you too are made of each other. You have our blessing if you want to get married.

"Sandy, will you marry me?" said Harry, and Sandy said, "Yes."

The make outs had restored her ability to speak real words!

so they got married- but- then they stopped! because of an emergency was happening :O

Glaksor the Glum had attacked! He took a rifle and shot Harry in the face! "Protego!" Harry said, "but it was too late!"

Harry was dead. With the only boy Sandy had ever loved was now not alive but dead now she sad
and she cried
and she cried some more
and she said, "Teddiursa."

All the magic
was truley dead.
The magic was so dead that the math teacher and her parents were also dead.

Graksor said, "Muahaha! I have killed your one and true love! And your parents! And your math teacher! I am evil!"

The poor math teacher. Never ever got to find out the area under the curve.

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Sandy is a shiny teddiursa

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01-24-2013, 01:20 AM
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Schazer
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01-24-2013, 01:30 AM
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bigro
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Please explain

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Spoiler :
thing to note before we start, areas, they exist, they are arranged in a grid pattern (10x10 grid of different areas) labelled 0-99 in continuing order. Each area is about a square mile.
0 is top left, 9 is top right, 90 is bottom left, 99 is bottom right.
I might do a picture later. but for now IMAGINATION IS KING


OVERLORD ARCEUS SAYS: (global statements, telepathy)
-the hunting bell has been rung! Run my little peeps run!
-the weather is clear, ta rayquaza
-TRAFFIC IS HEAVY, ROADS BAD. Also all cars have hunters in them.
-IF YOU SO MUCH AS THINK YOU ARE LEAVING THE GREAT POKEMON GROUNDS I WILL SMITE YOU. (don't leave the grid, arceus will smite you)

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the following format will be used to show what the heck has happened;
name: (what you rolled) result
simple no?
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Hondo:(1) Hondo has been stranded on a log in the middle of a pond by THAT MEDDLESOME GENGAR. He is in area 34, and is in plain sight of a road! OH NO.

RTGR:(1) RTGR is in area 45, which happens to be the HUNTERS LODGE. It has a road running from east to west on the south border! RTGR can't go south until traffic clears up. Not that this is the issue, no, the issue is being in the damn hunters lodge you suicidal ralts you.

Cody:(5) Cody is in the safest of places, he is in a desert cave hidden by shifting sands! There is food and water to last all week and man, the only thing it's really missing now is some thumpin beats. (area 87)

Cimmer:(4) Cimmer is in a ruined hut in area 3. It's pretty neat, away from the road and all. Even if it is a landmark of sorts.

Harold:(3) Harold, the ever plucky duck, is in a pond in area 34! Just wish that damn cyndaquil on a log would stop it's damn worrying.

Gejigeji:(2) Gejigeji, what are you doing on the roof of the hunters lodge. You silly thing you. (area 45)

Tokyo:(6, oh god) TOKYO WAS PREPARED, HE DIDN'T WANT TO MESS UP HIS FIRST GO, HE IS SO STOKED. HE FOUND THE BEST SPOT HE COULD FIND BEFOREHAND AND WOWEE NO ONE WOULD EVER FIND HIM HERE. IT WAS DARK, WARM AND MADE GENTLE HUMMING, MAN WHAT A NEAT SPOT.
Unfortunately for Tokyo, it was the bonnet of a hunters jeep. Pray you don't break anything.

Sivana:(6, oh god again) Sivana is chill, he don't want to be hurt by no hunters, so he went and asked them why they're hunting him. (area 45, IN the lodge)

Sandy:(3) Sandy is getting sandy in area 87! If only it wasn't in plain sight of the road, better duck behind a sand dune sandy!

Herb:(6, oh no) Herb has planned ahead, he is disguised as a palm tree outside the lodge. NO ONE WILL SEE THROUGH THIS CLEVER RUSE. If only he wasn't a god damn dinosaur with his ass sticking in the window. (area 45)
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>_ (this is where you post what you say/do/roll in and then take your action)


(also colour tags thingy is being a bitch and a half, will update with colours when I CAN)

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01-24-2013, 10:15 AM
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AgentBlue
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that escalated quickly

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Ralts the Genderqueer Ralts.

Survivor. Stealthy. Confusing.

Ralts the Genderqueer Ralts is hiding please let them be hiding. And taking in the surroundings. Looking for a way out.
01-24-2013, 10:21 AM
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BestTeaMaker
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AAAAAHH THAT DAMN GENGAR I'M GOING TO GET HIM.

I begin to roll the log lumberjack style towards the edge of the pond.
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01-24-2013, 10:34 AM
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Schazer
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Herb's ass: Be glorious

Herb: Fly East-wards
01-24-2013, 10:50 AM
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Jacquerel
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Cimmer's pretty happy with sitting in a dark hut but considers it might be a good idea to like, block up the holes or something to make it safer.

Shading his eyes from the sun he wanders outside to see if he can't find some logs or something. Hell, maybe a hunter's left a discarded tarp somewhere, who could say?
01-24-2013, 03:59 PM
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Robust Laser
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Tokyo isn't quite sure how he got here but it's kind of warm and cramped and smelly but OH MAN is it a good hiding spot well maybe he should take a look outside and pop the hood just a bit but not too much but there could be others out there or maybe not but hey it's worth a look and okay looking now
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01-24-2013, 04:24 PM
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KittenEater
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Well, Gejigeji figured that if she stayed on the roof of the lodge, everyone would leave the lodge looking for other pokemon and never check the roof for one, but that was a pretty silly notion.
When no one is looking, Gejigeji would like to crawl away northwards.
01-24-2013, 06:52 PM
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MaxieSatan
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WHERE'S MY FANGS OBAMA

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duuuuuudes why all the fighting hunting, why not throwing bait and stuff, bait is good

Sivana yawns at the hunters and looks up at them all adorably and shit, tucking his tail in so it looks like it's already been eaten. Maybe they will take pity on him and give him delicious fish.

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01-24-2013, 09:30 PM
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SeaWyrm
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I see the log coming, and figure it will probably hit me in the head and there's nothing I can do about it.
I squawk half-heartedly at the Cyndaquil to stop or turn or something.

...wait, this color sucks, I'm going to change it.

How about this lovely "psyduck brown"? Much more readable.
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01-24-2013, 10:18 PM
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Nopad
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cody slams on the sand to make some sick beatz dis is da lif
01-25-2013, 12:04 AM
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Crowstone
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squee~

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SANDY THE TEDDIURSA

Sandy bursts into tears.... LITERALLY

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01-25-2013, 08:57 PM
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RTGR:(3) RTGR finds a nice rock to hide under, it covers most of his/her/its body! Most that is...

Hondo:(2) Hondo begins to roll the log lumberjack style, unfortunately lumberjack is not a style of rolling a log and he burns it in half, like a lumber jack would. He lands on a psyduck.

Herb:(3) Herbs ass is glorious. Hunters gawk in awe at how glorious it is. Herb flies eastwards while hunters try and get some of the sweet ass. Herb sustains...NO DAMAGE. Herb has made it to area 46 and is behind a ratherly large BILLBOARD advertising weedle paste.

Cimmer:(3) Cimmer goes outside to find a pile of twigs some person must have left here sometime, maybe they were camping??

Tokyo:(4) TOKYO IS SO EXCITED YOU GUYS, HE WANTS TO SEE IF EVERYONE ELSE IS AS EXCITED. He pops the lid of the bonnet for a moment to have a quick peek. THERE IS ONLY ONE HUNTER! And boy is HE excited! He's looking at a pond and frantically scrambling for something. MAYBE HE WANTS TO GO FOR A SWIM?!? (area 44, one south of area 34)

Gejigeji:(1) Gejigeji what are you doing, you can't climb silly, NO ONE knows how you got up there but you sure as heck can't get down! You slip anyway! Gejigeji, you are a bug, how do you even slip.
You land in the back of a parked pickup! Hope you didn't wake up the Manectric in there with you!

Sivana:(6, you have no luck) Sivana is just, so chill, that his yawn made one of them fall asleep on the spot! He falls on top of sivana! OH NO.

Harold:(6) Harold can't do much, this is until the cyndaquil GETS THROWN FROM THE LOG DUE TO DANCING BADLY. He lands on Harold! Harold flails about a bit and holds him above water. All this flailing has attracted the attention of a HUNTER.

Cody:(2) Cody makes some sick beatz, they are p sick. His slamming however has broken a part of his little hideout and sand is slowly tricking in!

Sandy:(1) Sandy bursts into tears, the scorching wind and sand dries them. Sandy was not really crying? Anyway, she is now being pulled down by SPONTANEOUS QUICKSAND. What could have causes THAT!
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01-26-2013, 08:05 AM
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Schazer
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Herb practices Air Slash on the billboard. It should be super-effective?
01-26-2013, 08:09 AM
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AgentBlue
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that escalated quickly

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Ralts the Genderqueer Ralts tries to get out of the lodge by pretending to be some kind of rock pokemon.
01-26-2013, 08:40 AM
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