PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Completed!) EVEN AS IT ENDS SHANKING IS FOREVER

PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Completed!) EVEN AS IT ENDS SHANKING IS FOREVER
#26
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Sign Ups: Starts Late September)
I'm going to just go ahead and say that sign ups for this end in ONE WEEK! At which point I will begin preparations to start this fun good game about murdering each other.
I wanna be a real friend, Don't wanna break when I bend
I wanna a be no seeker, I wanna scream eureka
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#27
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Sign Ups: Starts Late September)
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#28
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (SIGN UPS END SOON!!!)
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#29
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (SIGN UPS END SOON!!!)
Woah! Sign ups end today!!! Get those last minute shanks in
I wanna be a real friend, Don't wanna break when I bend
I wanna a be no seeker, I wanna scream eureka
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#30
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (SIGN UPS END SOON!!!)
This sounds neat.
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#31
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (SIGN UPS END SOON!!!)
I'm up for stabbin'
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Duck, duck, duck, duck, GHOOST.
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#32
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (SIGN UPS END SOON!!!)
Sign ups are over so without further ado,

Welcome to PlayerUnknown’s Shank-A-Bitch, the ultimate in forum based not really battle royale but similar enough survival games, in which the last player left alive wins some delicious Officer Big Pecks approved chicken dinner (with vegetarian Quorn substitute also available).

In addition to each player having their Personal Shank and a Fortifying Vest, each player has access to two out of the seven following SUPER SHANK.

Day Shank - Shank someone during the day, publicly, preferably dramatically. (You do this instead of shanking the previous night.)
Double Shank - Shank two people in one night.
Heavy Shank - Your shank also causes your target to be unable to shank tonight. (Pierces through Switch Shank)

Counter Shank - If you are shanked tonight you shank back. (You are not hurt but you do not get to target anyone tonight.)
Poison Shank - Your shank poisons the target, the next day they will die, and poison everyone voting for them.
Switch Shank - Switch places with the person you shank tonight. (Priority is in order sent to me)
Magnetic Shank - All non super shanks target your target tonight.

By successfully shanking people you can charge your special meter, which starts at zero and caps at three. When your special meter is full, you can choose to spend it in order to perform one of your two SUPER SHANK. Your special meter can can also be charged during the day by successfully Group Shanking someone via plurality vote.

To play this game during the Day Phase, talk and vote for someone to Group Shank. Whoever receives the most votes or a majority vote will be shanked and everyone who voted for them will receive a charge of special meter. During the Night Phase, send me a Private Message with your shank target. You will shank them, and then day will begin again. If you do not send me actions you will not shank anyone.

The game ends when there is one or less players alive.

I will send everyone a Private Message with which two SUPER SHANK’s they have access to and send them a PM when they have a full special meter, were targeted in the night by a shank and lost their Fortifying Vest, or something else I guess.

The day will start in about six hours, each day will last 4 days because that seems like enough time to randomly democratically murder people.

Have fun and be nice!!!
I wanna be a real friend, Don't wanna break when I bend
I wanna a be no seeker, I wanna scream eureka
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#33
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Starting Soon)
All SUPER SHANKs have been sent out and if you don't have them then tell me because I'm a fail-able human bean!!! Five Hours now!
I wanna be a real friend, Don't wanna break when I bend
I wanna a be no seeker, I wanna scream eureka
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#34
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Starting Soon)
Sorry I Played Video Games



Choo-Choo! All aboard the Official Shank-A-Train! Our lucky contestants hopefully have their blades ready for what will surely be an epic display of stabbing and talking about stabbing! I am your host Charlie Charles Chamber! Joining me in commentary is Madison Squared!

Glad to be here Charlie, and boy do I have news for you, not only are our incredibly contestants here today to select the unlucky target of their group shank, they’re also here to decide who gets… This Egg!

This Egg? Wow Madison, I can’t believe it, what does This Egg do?

Only one way to find out Charlie, whoever gets the most votes in this election gets This Egg!

Incredible stuff, well, for the viewers at home we won’t keep you waiting any longer, let the games begin!

With 28 players alive it takes 15 to Group Shank! Soft group shank is 8.

In order to vote for someone to Group Shank, use Vote: [Person] in bold.
In order to select someone to get This Egg, use Elect: [Person] in bold.

Day will end after Four Days, approximately, countdown attached here.
I wanna be a real friend, Don't wanna break when I bend
I wanna a be no seeker, I wanna scream eureka
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#35
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 1 - Egg)
Egg for me

Vote me for egg
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#36
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 1 - Egg)
Vote: Mirdini
Elect: Mirdini

ah, just like old times
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#37
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 1 - Egg)
i don't want this egg but i do want to let everyone in this thread know that alligators have more teeth than crocodiles
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#38
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 1 - Egg)
how many more
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#39
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 1 - Egg)
seven
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#40
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 1 - Egg)
Vote: Pharmacy, because we've still got a rivalry to settle.
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#41
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 1 - Egg)
(09-30-2018, 01:51 AM)augmentalize Wrote: »seven

why?
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#42
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 1 - Egg)
(09-30-2018, 01:54 AM)Jacquerel Wrote: »
(09-30-2018, 01:51 AM)augmentalize Wrote: »seven

why?

i went into every alligator's mouth and personally counted them
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#43
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 1 - Egg)
where have they been getting these teeth
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#44
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 1 - Egg)
I hear they've been getting them from a shady vendor who hangs out in back streets and exchanges teeth for illicit doors.

Also known as the alley gater.
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#45
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 1 - Egg)
don't know how i feel about that
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#46
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 1 - Egg)
Vote: Schazer for egg.

Elect: augmentalize, might be a croc (or gator) egg and I trust the person who has been to every one to keep us safe from a croc (or gator) if it hatches.
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#47
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 1 - Egg)
(09-30-2018, 01:47 AM)augmentalize Wrote: »i don't want this egg but i do want to let everyone in this thread know that alligators have more teeth than crocodiles

I should hope so! Nobody should have more crocodiles than teeth!
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#48
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 1 - Egg)
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(Just for fun, I tought of one thing, the egg isn't going to give anything)
I also found another egg! But instead of just giving it away to a insane men holding a knife, we're going to share it at our local insane community of shanking.
I must admit, the egg might grow based at y'all shankings and what you guys say in this thread so no swears at this christian server!
What y'all want to say to the egg?

Vote: Schazer for the egg
Elect: Schazer
Duck, duck, duck, duck, GHOOST.
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#49
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 1 - Egg)
Honestly people should vote for me because like I really want the egg. Is it a normal egg? Does it have a sticker or toy like a Kinder Surprise. Who the fuck knows. Vote me.

Vote: Pharmacy
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#50
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 1 - Egg)
If you give me the egg i promise i will eat it
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