PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Completed!) EVEN AS IT ENDS SHANKING IS FOREVER

PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Completed!) EVEN AS IT ENDS SHANKING IS FOREVER
RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
Steal Schazer's paper, erase my name if it is present, and write "ƧkazER" on it instead

Vote Schazer
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
Enjoy ;)
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
With my paper stolen, I'd like to steal the second half of Whimbrel's paper, #6b, and write some smut featuring TehPilot on it.
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
I feel completely lost.

Luckily, all I have to do is attempt to shank someone!

Shank: Niall[b]

[b]Steal Niall's paper and cross my name out
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
Welp. Looks like it's time to put on some surgical gloves, and Steal: Paper from Palamedes stomach, because that ain't healthy. I won't go into the details, but best to do it through the least invasive methods possible. Then put the paper in a specimen bag. Put it on a Science Shelf for a while, and see what becomes of it.

Meanwhile, Shank: Niall because revenge for trying to kill me yesterday, and because his profile pic is just too colorful. Schazer just came back to life, and repeat deaths and resurrections are bad for your mortality. Unless they want to become a messianic godhead. In which case, I am prepared to stand corrected, and join in.
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
Paper update because this is fun:

#1 is TehPilot's paper. It was stolen from me, and its lewd contents are currently being perused.
#2 is Sunspider's paper. It was stolen from Palamedes. It's slightly digested, and is currently in a bag on a Science Shelf.
#3 is a52's paper. It was stolen from Schazer. It has a list of people Schazer doesn't like, with notable edits from a52 being a52 and ƧkazER.
#4 is Robust Laser's paper. It's folded into a cootie catcher.
#5 is Augmentalize's paper. It has a gator drawn on it.
#6a is Whimbrel's paper. It's half of paper #6.
#6b is my paper. I stole it from Whimbrel. It has more smut on it, and is half of paper #6.
#7 is DragonFogel's paper. It was stolen from Niall. It has "Shank: DragonFogel" on it.
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
BIRD REVIVED ME, KNOW WHICH ONE OF YA DID IT
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
steal: Tehpilot's paper so i can eat it too

[b]shank: LegendaryQ for murdering me at night. Scharmacy knows. Scharmacy doesn't like that. Good Bird
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
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steal: Tehpilot's paper so i can eat it too

shank: LegendaryQ

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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
Wow i am. Not typing good today.
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
Heh. If what you're saying is true, then I know what you did.

Also, give back Tehpilot's smut. I made it for them. I'm even working on a sequel.
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
(10-08-2018, 12:56 AM)a52 Wrote: »Steal Schazer's paper, erase my name if it is present, and write "ƧkazER" on it instead

Vote Schazer

Thank You, Please How discourteous. Thank You, Please

Steal a52's paper, repeatedly write a52's name on it, fold paper into a hyperdense stabbing implement, then:

DAYSHANK: a52
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
Immediately after that resolves, steal Schazer's stab-paper and wave it around threateningly.
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
I can't believe someone would eat paper like that. Perfectly good paper. And there's still no good explanation.

Shank: Palamedes
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
For the record:

#1 is Myeth's paper. It was stolen from me by Tehpilot, then stolen by Myeth to apparently spite me. It still has something lewd on it.
#2 is still Sunspider's paper. It's still kind of gross what with Palamedes originally eating it before it being "stolen."
#3 is GenetiXientist's paper. Originally Schazer's paper with a list written of potential dayshank targets, it was stolen by a52 and edited. It was stolen back by Schazer, turned into a shank, and used against a52. After this act, GenetiXientist took it.
#4 is Robust Laser's paper. It is still folded into a cootie catcher.
#5 is Augmentalize's paper. It still has a gator drawn on it.
#6a is Whimbrel's paper. It's still just half of paper #6.
#6b is my paper. I stole it from Whimbrel. It has more smut on it, and is half of paper #6.
#7 is DragonFogel's paper. It was stolen from Niall. It has "Shank: DragonFogel" on it.
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
Hey, I wonder if I can steal my own paper from myself.
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
Steal Dragon Fogel's paper and write "It worked" on it if this works.
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
I mean. I'm just writing out what's going on for some degree of sanity and comprehension of where the papers are. Solaris has the final say.
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
I forgot i have a fully power up super shank! Thanks schazer!
DAY SHANK LEGENDARYQ
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
Wow, double whammy!

STEAL from Whimbrel, tear it into 19 equally-sized pieces

SHANK: schazer ashes to ashes dust to dust binch
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
Shank LegendayQ (if they yet live) for the improper imposition of order upon chaos.
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
a52 has been day shanked!

a52 has lost their Fortifying Vest!


Schazer has gained one pip of super charge.

Nothing happens to LegendaryQ.
I wanna be a real friend, Don't wanna break when I bend
I wanna a be no seeker, I wanna scream eureka
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
I'd steal my paper back, but someone ate it and it's still all wet. Gross.

Steal Robust Laser's Paper, hide it in the remains of a52's vest to prepare for the hard times ahead.
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RE: PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Day 3 - Machine Learning)
Steal: Whimbrel’s paper half and tear it in halves again, before drawing a furry on one half and folding another into an origami crane.
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