Grand Tweet III (Round Three: Big Tree)

Grand Tweet III (Round Three: Big Tree)
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Grand Tweet III (Round Three: Big Tree)
"I'm bored," chirped the Bird. "I think I'll start a battle to the death." And then he did.

This is a Grand Tweet. All posts must be under 140 characters. All rounds will be one hour. Submit your profiles now! Be brief.

Name: Self-explanatory.
Gender: Male, female, or what?
Race: What kind of creature or thing are they?
Text Color: Post in this color. #040040 is in use by the Bird.
Weapons/Abilities: What can they do and what do they have on them?
Description: What do they look like? How do they act?
Biography: You have 140 characters to sum up their life up to now.

I'm thinking I'll do one round a day. We'll arrange the time in advance. Now sign up!

BTP - PJ Regent - IMPACT
Agent - CLOCK - #80A0A0
cyber95 - Racer X - #AA0000
bigro - Blue - #62a94c
Garuru - D'Artagnan - #AAAAAA
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RE: Grand Tweet III
Name: PJ Regent
Gender: M
Race: Future Reporter
Text Color: IMPACT
Weapons/Ablities: Owns Notepad, Pen, Implanted inter-dimensional transceiver. Mentally updates stories for regional newspaper.
Description: Overcoat, Bald, Conspicuously Inconspicuous, Looking for a scoop.
Bio: EXTRA! EXTRA! LOCAL REPORTER KIDNAPPED! FORCED TO BATTLE, FLEE!
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RE: Grand Tweet III
Name: CLOCK
Gender: None
Race: Time Zone
Text Color: #80A0A0
Weapons/Abilities: The ability to exist without ever having posted. Also to be inconvenient I guess?
Description: CLOCK is a miniature model depicting a slice of the Planet Earth as according to the timezone UTC+10. It aims to destroy all false time that is not its own.
Biography: "This is ridiculous, I will never get any posts in like what happened last time! I will destroy all time zones and set a universal union of time!" CLOCK said. It was ANGRY and stuff.
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RE: Grand Tweet III
Name: Racer X
Gender: Male
Race: Whatever makes sense
Text Color: #AA0000
Weapons/Abilities: Really fast and often has a car. Somehow usually has another one nearby.
Description: Looks genetically similar to somebody nearby. This changes sometimes.
Biography: But unbeknownst to them, Racer X is actually their long lost brother! "They" being whoever's nearby. It's complicated.
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RE: Grand Tweet III
Name: Blue
Gender: Blue
Race: Chalk
Text Color: #62a94c green
Weapons/Abilities: The power to shoot blue chalk dust and draw things on a chalkboard that have life.
Description: A piece of blue chalk from the chalk zone. Floats ominously and no one knows how it speaks but it does.
Biography: Chalk is the blue chalk in the chalk zone. He was in charge of making sure things were green. He wasn't very good at it due to being blue.
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RE: Grand Tweet III
Name: d'Artagnan
Gender: It
Race: A 3 Musketeers Bar
Text Color: #AAAAAA
Weapons/Abilities: It is a bar of candy that controls the minds of whoever takes a bite out of it.
Description: It is delicious and filled with nougat.
Biography: d'Artagnan was a musketeer trapped into a candy bar by the other three musketeers.
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#7
RE: Grand Tweet III
Okay, a few days have passed and there haven't been any more profiles. So I think we're going to kick this off soon, and I'll just use however many profiles we have.

I'm tentatively thinking of start this tomorrow at 3 PM mountain time. (That's GMT-7.) Let me know if that's incredibly inconvenient, it's no fun if I have to eliminate everyone for being asleep or having to run off somewhere else.
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#8
RE: Grand Tweet III
Congratulations Fogel

you have picked 6AM in the morning
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#9
RE: Grand Tweet III
Okay, then. Bigro's in a similar timezone to Agent (is it the same one? I'm not sure offhand), and Bob tells me that time tomorrow isn't very convenient for him.

So on further consideration, it will probably be easiest if we do this on Friday evening and Saturday evening. That would be Saturday and Sunday for Agent and Bigro.

Now I'm thinking... Two rounds a day, start at 5 PM my time. That would be 8-10 AM for Agent.

If we're left with just these five, that finishes it up that weekend. If we get more people signing up, we'll work something out when those four rounds are up and we have at most four people to accommodate.
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#10
RE: Grand Tweet III
Sunday mornings I probably couldn't do, but that's okay I'll probably be dead anyway by then.
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#11
RE: Grand Tweet III
this is.

...10:30 AM?

This is. Awkward. But doable.
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#12
RE: Grand Tweet III
Friday, at 5 PM EST (-5) is okay with me. So is the rest of the weekend.
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#13
RE: Grand Tweet III
Just under fifteen minutes to go! Signups are still open.
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#14
RE: Grand Tweet III
yay this is going to be fun
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#15
RE: Grand Tweet III
all of you will die
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#16
Grand Tweet III (Round One: A Bar)
"A time zone, blue chalk, a reporter, a candy bar, and your long-lost brother appear in a bar. This isn't a joke. Now kill each other."
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#17
RE: Grand Tweet III
Mr. Man finds a candy bar on the ground and takes a bite.
"Huh? I'm alive? ... Wait, this isn't my body."
d'Artagnan flexes his new fingers.
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#18
RE: Grand Tweet III (Round One: A Bar)
LOCAL CLUB FILLED WITH CUTE SINGLES, BEES
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#19
RE: Grand Tweet III (Round One: A Bar)
Crashing through the wall of the bar is a highly advanced car. Out of it steps the legendary Racer X, donning a reporter's cap.
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#20
RE: Grand Tweet III (Round One: A Bar)
"ARRRRG! WHAT YE BE DOING IN MY PIRATE BAR."
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#21
RE: Grand Tweet III (Round One: A Bar)
LOST CONNECTIONS FOUND! ONLY-CHILD REPORTER LOCATES LONG LOST BROTHER
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#22
RE: Grand Tweet III (Round One: A Bar)
He looked down at the candy bar, and decided he wasn't hungry anymore, so he tossed it aside. A dog put it in his mouth and ran away.
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#23
RE: Grand Tweet III (Round One: A Bar)
BEE-AAARRRR "APIRATIST" THEMED BAR LOSES FACE FOR POOR-DESIGN, STINGS
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#24
RE: Grand Tweet III (Round One: A Bar)
"Where did all these bees come from?!"
He slowly cried as the bees stung him to death.

nothingness

Then he was a dog in an alley. Da fuck?
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round One: A Bar)
LONG LOST BROTHERS MAKE EXCELLENT WING-MEN, RESEARCH SHOWS

SINGLES QUESTIONING BALD INVESTIGATOR'S RELATIONSHIP TO THEIR BROTHER.

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