Delete the Virus

Delete the Virus
#26
RE: Delete the Virus
(Action the 1st) The dragon wakes up!
(2nd actatootion) The dragon teleports behind the virus an screeches as loud as it can:

“OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!”

(charge 3/30)

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#27
RE: Delete the Virus
(Focused)
The Bird attempts to sabotage the Tor nodes in order to get them to produce an additional explosion when hit. With anything. Anything including fire extinguisher spray, a player character's attack, anything. This explosion will damage any entity within the blast radius, whether Neutral, Pro-Virus, or Anti-Virus.
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#28
RE: Delete the Virus
Actions 1 and 2: I create a program capable to slow down the virus even further for longer. It takes a while though, so (2/10 program created)

Action 3: While creating the code for the virus, I create a firewall capable to hold off some if not all of the virus entities.
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#29
RE: Delete the Virus
Update will be coming tomorrow.
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#30
RE: Delete the Virus
Quote:Scouting Efforts 1: 4/5

(Action 3)

Sam quickly sets up a temporary Tor Node to protect the Heisenberg Processor. It will block the next attack against the Processor.

Due to the fact you are setting up something to affect the Processor, instead of directly interacting with it. This action will go through despite the Processor being uninteractable this turn. The next attack against the Processor will be blocked!
Quote:Action 1: Satisfied with his conspiracy hacking skills, Kit ninjas into the fort again. Staring down the Virus, Kit pulls out a simple ball of yarn. Kit then pulls out some knitting needles and starts knitting. It ends up being a thin but warm blanket, with a reasonable amount of extra yarn attached to it. Kit throws it at the Virus, but holds onto the extra yarn. He then Naruto runs around the virus, wrapping the extra yarn around the Virus. Then, he stops and pulls out a strange array of knitting needles. Each one is of different length, and a few have strange holes in their tips as opposed to solid tips. He restarts his sprint, but this time spending his time stabbing these needles at the virus. He makes sure to stab them into the blanket at different angles to prevent them from dislodging themselves.
Action 2: Since the Virus is distracted, Kit decides to attach a cookie to the Virus. Now, this is not your regular cookie. It is a computer cookie, which is normally used to track how long you are on a website. However, this cookie is a universal cookie. Instead of tracking how long you are on one website, it tracks what website you are on. To attach the cookie, all Kit has to do is slap it onto something. Kit also makes sure to avoid anything attached to the virus that isn't virus. Meow: I will learn where you live[i]!

Summoning Cat God: 4/30

The Virus is still stunned due to actions from last turn, and is unable to retaliate against Kits attack! 3 damage!

I’m somewhat confused by the attempt, is Kit trying to find the location of the Virus’ creator, or trying to track the Virus location whenever possible?
Quote:(Action the 1st) The dragon wakes up!
(2nd actatootion) The dragon teleports behind the virus an screeches as loud as it can:

[i]“OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!”

(charge 3/30)


You screech so loud that The Virus’ ears, despite being nonexistent, bleed profusely, despite it having no blood! 4 damage!
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The Bird attempts to sabotage the Tor nodes in order to get them to produce an additional explosion when hit. With anything. Anything including fire extinguisher spray, a player character's attack, anything. This explosion will damage any entity within the blast radius, whether Neutral, Pro-Virus, or Anti-Virus.

The node is sabotaged! However, due to it’s purpose, it will not affect the Processor. Every other entity is fair game, however.
Quote:Actions 1 and 2: I create a program capable to slow down the virus even further for longer. It takes a while though, so (2/10 program created)

Action 3: While creating the code for the virus, I create a firewall capable to hold off some if not all of the virus entities.
Currently, there are no entities on the Virus side, only players!

The Battlefield
The Virus has sifted through all of the memes, and has returned to normal processing speed! It has installed anti-meme software as well, to avoid a repeat incident! It is no longer stunned, but is still incapable of direct corruption for the next 2 turns due to a program and subroutines inflicted on it!

The Heisenberg Processor takes 4 damage due to the fire from last turn! The fire quickly fizzles down, and the Scout Team puts out the rest of it!

Virus Health: 98/100 (Cannot corrupt for 2 turns)
CORRUPTION: 37%
Scout Team: 70-70-70-70-70-70
Heisenberg Processor: 100/115. 3 turns remaining
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#31
RE: Delete the Virus
(action1.png) The dragon attaches an implement similar to a trident to the end of it's tail, and flies backwards at high speeds, aiming the implement at the virus!

(Action 2th) The dragon spoils a movies plot. All in earshot who didn't know how the movie ended are affected.

A tiny ember drifts through the air. (Charge 4/30)

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#32
RE: Delete the Virus
Actions 1 and 2: slowly but surely, the code comes to be.

(4/10 program created)

Action 3: Challenge the virus on a game of chess.
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#33
RE: Delete the Virus
Meow: "It is for tracking purposes, of course. I'm waiting for the Virus to run. Then I will follow it to the ends of the Internet, just to destroy it and continue my cat reign, Mwahahahahhaha!"
Action 1: After his monologue, Kit opens up Valdivian, the single most popular website for ordering things online. He scrolls through and finds what he's looking for. The cat orders it using Valdivian's Freaky Fast Shippingtm. A few moments later, a box falls out of the upper reaches of the Internet and lands right in front of Kit. The box is completely uninteresting except for the huge iComputer label covering one of the sides. Using his cat claws, Kit tears it open. He reaches in past all of the packing peanuts and pulls out a strange disc shaped object. Kit then presses a button on top of it and it comes to life. Two strange pipe cleaner looking turbines start spinning at the bottom, and small wheels behind those turbines rotate. The machine lurks forward and starts heading toward the Virus. Meanwhile, Kit hops on top of it and sits down. He meows, "Ha ha ha! If it bleeds, we can kill it!" Finally, after much anticipation, the mechanism reaches the Virus. Its sweeping cleaners grab hold of the Virus and forces it into its trash compartment. Inside, horrors only known to dust bunnies and old candy occur to the Virus. The device then turns and heads back to where it started. Kit hops off and runs over to the box. He thrusts his cat paws into the box and emerges with a strange L-shaped device. He places it down right in front of the mechanical monstrosity. Instead of eating it like everything else in its path, the machine does a 180 and backs onto the L. Finally, a vacuum noise is heard and clattering is heard in the L-shaped machine. Once this all stops, Kit takes off the top of the L. He rattles it around and hears the Virus inside. Kit takes out a random block of code and uses it to smash the container. Kit meows a vague threat and kicks the container away.
Action 2: "What's a Hiesenberg?" Kit meows. "You know what, I don't really care. Virus damage is Virus damage." Kit springs over to the Hiensenberg Processor. He looks it over for flaws in its structure. Next, Kit pulls out some Duck Duct Tape. He tears some pieces off and slaps them on wherever it's most needed. "I'd better not regret this." Once done, Kit trots on back to his keyboard and sits around.

Summoning Cat God: 5/30
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#34
RE: Delete the Virus
Scouting Efforts I: 5/5 Complete!

Executing...

The scouts have finished their preliminary investigation of the Battlefield and the Virus. They have been able to track down which server the Virus came from, and have found some potential weak spots for players to target.

Summoning Cat God: 6/30
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#35
RE: Delete the Virus
Not as many posts this round, probably because of my delay in posting the update. Oh well, people posting at all is good enough for me.
Quote:(action1.png) The dragon attaches an implement similar to a trident to the end of it's tail, and flies backwards at high speeds, aiming the implement at the virus!

(Action 2th) The dragon spoils a movies plot. All in earshot who didn't know how the movie ended are affected.

A tiny ember drifts through the air. (Charge 4/30)

Because the Dragon is both flying backwards and moving fast, it’s unable to control itself and only barely scratches The Virus! You still manage to do 1 damage though, and believe me when I say that’s impressive in this type of game.

Quote:Actions 1 and 2: slowly but surely, the code comes to be.

(4/10 program created)

Action 3: Challenge the virus on a game of chess.


The Virus sits still for a moment, before bursting out into a disturbing laugh, sounding like a series of shifting electronic screeches in different pitches. It’s clearly amused by you, and speaks for the first time directly to you:
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?I CAN CALCULATECALCULATE THOUSANDS OF STRATEGIES, MILLIONS OF POSSIBILITIES, AND ENDLESS WAYSways THAT I COULD BEAT YOU, WITH NAUGHT BUT A PAWN! I HAVE ACCESS TO MORE DATA, MORE KNOWLEDGE THAN ANY BEING COULD EVER HAVE, AND YOU HAVE NIL. SO I ASK AGAIN, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?

Quote:Meow: "It is for tracking purposes, of course. I'm waiting for the Virus to run. Then I will follow it to the ends of the Internet, just to destroy it and continue my cat reign, Mwahahahahhaha!"
Action 1: After his monologue, Kit opens up Valdivian, the single most popular website for ordering things online. He scrolls through and finds what he's looking for. The cat orders it using Valdivian's Freaky Fast Shippingtm. A few moments later, a box falls out of the upper reaches of the Internet and lands right in front of Kit. The box is completely uninteresting except for the huge iComputer label covering one of the sides. Using his cat claws, Kit tears it open. He reaches in past all of the packing peanuts and pulls out a strange disc shaped object. Kit then presses a button on top of it and it comes to life. Two strange pipe cleaner looking turbines start spinning at the bottom, and small wheels behind those turbines rotate. The machine lurks forward and starts heading toward the Virus. Meanwhile, Kit hops on top of it and sits down. He meows, "Ha ha ha! If it bleeds, we can kill it!" Finally, after much anticipation, the mechanism reaches the Virus. Its sweeping cleaners grab hold of the Virus and forces it into its trash compartment. Inside, horrors only known to dust bunnies and old candy occur to the Virus. The device then turns and heads back to where it started. Kit hops off and runs over to the box. He thrusts his cat paws into the box and emerges with a strange L-shaped device. He places it down right in front of the mechanical monstrosity. Instead of eating it like everything else in its path, the machine does a 180 and backs onto the L. Finally, a vacuum noise is heard and clattering is heard in the L-shaped machine. Once this all stops, Kit takes off the top of the L. He rattles it around and hears the Virus inside. Kit takes out a random block of code and uses it to smash the container. Kit meows a vague threat and kicks the container away.
Action 2: "What's a Hiesenberg?" Kit meows. "You know what, I don't really care. Virus damage is Virus damage." Kit springs over to the Hiensenberg Processor. He looks it over for flaws in its structure. Next, Kit pulls out some Duck Duct Tape. He tears some pieces off and slaps them on wherever it's most needed. "I'd better not regret this." Once done, Kit trots on back to his keyboard and sits around.

Summoning Cat God: 5/30
Alright, if and when the Virus leaves the forum, you will be able to track it’s location.

The Virus is swept up by the machine, incapable of determining what it is or it’s function! After being distributed into the L-Shaped device, the machine has managed to do 4 damage to the Virus, while bashing it with the code block is just kind of petty. However, it soon bursts out, roaring in electronic fury as it glows a menacing red! Wait, what’s-Uh oh. The Mechanical Monstrosity has become infected, glowing with red tron lines! It is now a Pro-Virus entity!

With the POWER OF DUCT TAPE , you manage to reinforce the Processor, reducing the amount of damage it will take if attacked! You also manage to repair it for 5 HP!
Quote:Scouting Efforts I: 5/5 Complete!

Executing...

The scouts have finished their preliminary investigation of the Battlefield and the Virus. They have been able to track down which server the Virus came from, and have found some potential weak spots for players to target.

Summoning Cat God: 6/30

You have discovered the origin server of The Virus! From what you can tell, it is an isolated, secure server for the specific purpose of developing and unleashing The Virus. If you somehow gained access, perhaps you could learn more about The Virus origin and capabilities....

The Virus is weakest when corrupting, due to the focus it requires, and when processing large amounts of data. These are when it is unable to actively calculate how to defend itself or adapt to attacks.

The Battlefield
The Virus, in a fit of rage at the constant interruptions of his goal, transforms the arms of its Avatar into blades! It swiftly attacks the Scout Team, slicing through them with great swiftness and speed! They manage to fend him back and suffer no casualties, but all of them are still greatly injured.

The Mechanical Monstrosity grabs onto the Heisenberg Processor, placing it in its trash compartment, attempting to crush it. The Processor is, however, protected by the Tor Node! Wait, wasn’t that sabotaged? Oh shit-

BOOM! The Tor Node explodes, causing 10 damage to everyone around it, no matter who’s side they’re on! The Heisenberg Processor is, however, unaffected!

Virus Health: 86/100 (Cannot corrupt for 1 turn)
CORRUPTION: 37%
Scout Team: 46-20-52-30-50-54
Heisenberg Processor: 105/115. 2 turns remaining
Mechanical Monstrosity [PV]: 80/90
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#36
RE: Delete the Virus
Actions 1and 2:
More code.

(6/10 code made)

Action 3:
Say to the virus, “Of course not! I am a simple human, who is most definitely not as smart as you. However! As a human, it is my sworn right to challenge whoever I please, no matter how difficult the opponent, be it man or machine, or something else entirely! I do not care how much you know, it is useless in the face of humans. We punish pride with loss, we adapt much faster then you, it is us who will conquer! Now I say to you, will you risk fighting an opponent with nothing to lose again, and again, and again, for all of time, and eternity? For I work for the future, and what I may do shall inspire future generations after I am gone. For the stars themselves are not safe from our grasp. Even if I fall, there are other humans, other people to dare what I have dared, to dare to defeat you, and we will, no matter how long it takes!

Now.

Let’s play the game.”

A giant chess board is summoned.

“I go first.”

“Then, we play.”
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#37
RE: Delete the Virus
The bird finishes up the Fortress and very much closes it up, refusing access to whatever tries to go inside.
(2x) It then sets up a factory inside the fortress that constantly deposits small, weak, but annoying mites that will attempt to reduce the effectiveness of anything by swarming. They have 3 HP each, can do at most 2 damage per hit, and are produced 5 at a time. They will not be released from the Fortress unless a PV entity or player says so, to facilitate swarming. They exit the Fortress through a dog door.
Noot noot doot doot.

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#38
RE: Delete the Virus
Sam orders the Scout Team to attempt to penetrate the Virus's origin server. (The Scout Team acts as a buffing entity for my own charges)

(Origin Penetration: 2/10)

(Action 3)

Sam turns to the Mechanical Monstrosity. Experimenting with the Battlefield's new features, he summons a digital syringe-sword. He uploads a virus of his own into the syringe-sword, then charges at the Mechanical Monstrosity, hacking and slashing at it, until he finally stabs it into the creature, injecting the virus, which begins to disable the Mechanical Monstrosity.
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#39
RE: Delete the Virus
Action 1: Kit meows, "Ah well. It's a good thing Valdivian has a 30 day return policy. What has it been, five minutes?" Kit takes out a cell phone and dials a number. He then puts the phone to his ear.
Valdivian Customer Support Personel: "Hello, what is your problem?" Kit: *Meow* "What?" *Meow* "Is this a prank call?" *Meow* "If you have no business here, please hang up." *Meow* "Good day sir or madme. And please, do not call if you have no business." *Meow* Beeeeep
Kit meows, "Accursed humans, they never understand." Kit pulls up the customer service menu on Valdivian and sends them a message about how he wants to return a product. He also sends his web address and the product ID. He sends and waits. A few moments later, a pillar of green light appears next to Kit. It dissipates and a green, translucent man in a suit appears where it disappeared. "Hello," he states, "where is the product?" Kit meows, "It's right there," and points at the Mechanical Monstrosity. "What!?" the man exclaims. "Products must be in their original container or else your warranty is void!" And so...
Action 2: With his new task, Kit gets up from his keyboard and yawns. "Okay... I'll do it," Kit meows. Kit starts scratching himself all over. Fur starts to fall off as Kit scratches. Since the fur was once a part of an AV entity, they are weird. The main effect of this is that they grow small brains and wiggle around on their own, not able to move more than a centimeter, but still able to move. Therefore each piece of hair counts as its own separate 1 HP, 0 ATK AV entity. About 50 different follicles fall off. Kit knocks over the box and opens the top of it. He then places each piece of hair in a trail that leads to the opening of the box. Finally, the cat places the L-Shaped device in the box and jumps on top of the box himself. Now, do you know what corrupt Mechanical Monstrosities love to do? Clean up and kill AV entities. Therefore, the Mechanical Monstrosity follows the trail into the box. Then, due to its programming, it stops in front of the L-Shaped device and rests on top of it. While this happens, Kit rushes to close the box, trapping the Mechanical Monstrosity in the box. "Ha ha!" Kit meows, "Robots are barely a trial for my Cat Powers!"
Action 3: "So," Kit meows, "are you taking the product back or not?" The green translucent man looks up from his phone. "As long as it's in the package" he replies. The man takes a hold of the box and a green pillar of light reappears. This time, as it disappears, the man and the box are gone. "That's that taken care of," Kit meows.

Summoning Cat God: 6/30 (No increase, just tracking)
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#40
RE: Delete the Virus
(Actioioioioio n 1) The dragon swerves around, before steadying itself and removing the implement from it's tail.

(acTWOn) The dragon creates a paradoxical situation. "This statement is a lie."

(Charge 5/30)

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#41
RE: Delete the Virus
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Thalia, that’s already been done. Also, the virus already installed anti-paradox software to prevent it from happening.
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#42
RE: Delete the Virus
Oh, right. Sorry.

(New action (if possible):) The dragon says “yeet” and throws itself at the virus.

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#43
RE: Delete the Virus
Update will be coming later today, folks!

And don’t worry Thalia, I’ll plug in the new action.
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#44
RE: Delete the Virus
BTW, if you're interested in a game like this, I'm running a test session for a new installment in the Destroy the Godmodder series, taking place in Paradox Space:

http://eagle-time.com/showthread.php?tid=4130

In addition to the same entity gameplay as this game, DTG:MSPAradox will also feature Alchemy, a more detailed storyline, an an Echeladder that allows players to gain special abilities as they level up.
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#45
RE: Delete the Virus
Quote:Actions 1and 2:
More code.

(6/10 code made)

Action 3:
Say to the virus, “Of course not! I am a simple human, who is most definitely not as smart as you. However! As a human, it is my sworn right to challenge whoever I please, no matter how difficult the opponent, be it man or machine, or something else entirely! I do not care how much you know, it is useless in the face of humans. We punish pride with loss, we adapt much faster then you, it is us who will conquer! Now I say to you, will you risk fighting an opponent with nothing to lose again, and again, and again, for all of time, and eternity? For I work for the future, and what I may do shall inspire future generations after I am gone. For the stars themselves are not safe from our grasp. Even if I fall, there are other humans, other people to dare what I have dared, to dare to defeat you, and we will, no matter how long it takes!

Now.

Let’s play the game.”

A giant chess board is summoned.

“I go first.”

“Then, we play.”

The Virus remains speechless at your speech, calculating. As a being created to fulfill a singular purpose, it can respect perseverance, but it can’t comprehend why you would persist despite such impossible odds. It comes to the conclusion you must have some advantage or plan that it is unaware of, and accepts your challenge to find out what it may be.

Quote:The bird finishes up the Fortress and very much closes it up, refusing access to whatever tries to go inside.
(2x) It then sets up a factory inside the fortress that constantly deposits small, weak, but annoying mites that will attempt to reduce the effectiveness of anything by swarming. They have 3 HP each, can do at most 2 damage per hit, and are produced 5 at a time. They will not be released from the Fortress unless a PV entity or player says so, to facilitate swarming. They exit the Fortress through a dog door.

The Battlefield rumbles, As Code begins swirling through the air and forming shapes and structures. Soon, this chaotic cacophony of code come straight together and encases the Virus, and increases corruption by 7! HunterX55 is also encased, as the Virus wants to continue the chess game. As long as the fortress is active, it will take damage for the Virus! You must destroy it to inflict any further damage directly onto the Virus.

5 Mites come scrambling through a dog door, snarling and jumping all over the battlefield and annoying all factions! What a bunch of little assholes
Quote:Sam orders the Scout Team to attempt to penetrate the Virus's origin server. (The Scout Team acts as a buffing entity for my own charges)

(Origin Penetration: 2/10)

(Action 3)

Sam turns to the Mechanical Monstrosity. Experimenting with the Battlefield's new features, he summons a digital syringe-sword. He uploads a virus of his own into the syringe-sword, then charges at the Mechanical Monstrosity, hacking and slashing at it, until he finally stabs it into the creature, injecting the virus, which begins to disable the Mechanical Monstrosity.
The Mechanical Monstrosity, with its bulk and weight, is unable to keep up with your speed! You manage to infect it with your own Virus, and while it isn’t as strong as THE Virus, it is still very potent! The Mechanical Monstrosity sputters and begins moving stiffly and chaotically, as the two infections battle for control!
Quote:Action 1: Kit meows, "Ah well. It's a good thing Valdivian has a 30 day return policy. What has it been, five minutes?" Kit takes out a cell phone and dials a number. He then puts the phone to his ear.
Valdivian Customer Support Personel: "Hello, what is your problem?" Kit: *Meow* "What?" *Meow* "Is this a prank call?" *Meow* "If you have no business here, please hang up." *Meow* "Good day sir or madme. And please, do not call if you have no business." *Meow* Beeeeep
Kit meows, "Accursed humans, they never understand." Kit pulls up the customer service menu on Valdivian and sends them a message about how he wants to return a product. He also sends his web address and the product ID. He sends and waits. A few moments later, a pillar of green light appears next to Kit. It dissipates and a green, translucent man in a suit appears where it disappeared. "Hello," he states, "where is the product?" Kit meows, "It's right there," and points at the Mechanical Monstrosity. "What!?" the man exclaims. "Products must be in their original container or else your warranty is void!" And so...
Action 2: With his new task, Kit gets up from his keyboard and yawns. "Okay... I'll do it," Kit meows. Kit starts scratching himself all over. Fur starts to fall off as Kit scratches. Since the fur was once a part of an AV entity, they are weird. The main effect of this is that they grow small brains and wiggle around on their own, not able to move more than a centimeter, but still able to move. Therefore each piece of hair counts as its own separate 1 HP, 0 ATK AV entity. About 50 different follicles fall off. Kit knocks over the box and opens the top of it. He then places each piece of hair in a trail that leads to the opening of the box. Finally, the cat places the L-Shaped device in the box and jumps on top of the box himself. Now, do you know what corrupt Mechanical Monstrosities love to do? Clean up and kill AV entities. Therefore, the Mechanical Monstrosity follows the trail into the box. Then, due to its programming, it stops in front of the L-Shaped device and rests on top of it. While this happens, Kit rushes to close the box, trapping the Mechanical Monstrosity in the box. "Ha ha!" Kit meows, "Robots are barely a trial for my Cat Powers!"
Action 3: "So," Kit meows, "are you taking the product back or not?" The green translucent man looks up from his phone. "As long as it's in the package" he replies. The man takes a hold of the box and a green pillar of light reappears. This time, as it disappears, the man and the box are gone. "That's that taken care of," Kit meows.

Summoning Cat God: 6/30 (No increase, just track)
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The Mechanical Monstrosity, while still suffering an internal viral war, is unable to resists in impulses and follows your trail blindly! You manage to send it back to Valdivian, removing it from the battlefield!

....Of course, It is still infected with two powerful Viruses, and has been sent to a company which seems to have some very strong products, AND the ability to deliver in Cyberspace with unprecedented speed. But I’m sure this will never be important again.
Quote:Actioioioioio n 1) The dragon swerves around, before steadying itself and removing the implement from it's tail.

(acTWOn) The dragon creates a paradoxical situation. "This statement is a lie." The dragon says “yeet” and throws itself at the virus.

(Charge 5/30)
The Virus is safely encompassed in the Fortress, menacing you just smash into one of it’s walls! However, through the power of memes and vines, you manage to put a small crack in it! 3 damage!
The Battlefield:

The Mites swarm onto the Scout Team, biting and scratching at them, and generally being wily! They don’t deal too much damage, but it’s there!

The Virus has finally overcome the code stopping it form corrupting, and can now directly corrupt again! It awaits for Hunter to make his move, calculating....

Virus Health: 86/100
CORRUPTION: 44%
Scout Team: 46-18-48-30-50-51
Heisenberg Processor: 105/115. 1 turn remaining
Viral Fortress [PV]: 87/90
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#46
RE: Delete the Virus
I join N.

I spend all 3 of my actions being bored because N is boring to my limited attention span, I gain Bottled Boredom since I bottled the boredom into a container.
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#47
RE: Delete the Virus
Quote:....Of course, It is still infected with two powerful Viruses, and has been sent to a company which seems to have some very strong products, AND the ability to deliver in Cyberspace with unprecedented speed. But I’m sure this will never be important again.
Kit meows: "I'm sure everything will turn out fine."
Action 1: "This is getting out of hand!" Kit meows. "The virus is close to reaching triple my species's control over the Interwebs. I must rule them all!" Kit pulls out a camera with a tripod and sets it to record after one minute Next, Kit leaps over to his keyboard and starts typing some commands. Initially, it just looks like he's adding a bunch of rectangles around him, but everyone should know better. As the coding finishes, it is easy to see that Kit has just created a nice, small, cozy room. Kit lays down in the room and his posture changes. He starts slouching and acting dexterously challenged. The camera starts filming and Kit rolls onto his back. He stays there for a second or two and then rolls back over. He sits up and stares at the camera, looking at the camera wide-eyed and sad. He sits there for about 30 seconds and shuts off the camera. The cat ejects his camera's data chip and scurries over to his keyboard. As he sits down in front of his keyboard, a strange gap appears in front of him. He inserts the data chip and the video pops up. Kit throws the video into some editing software, makes it look cute, and adds a little bit of text for when he's staring at the camera. The text reads: "Please, help now: " and has a random website link after it. He sends this all across the internet, inevitably reaching everyone except for the Virus. They all watch in sadness as they watch Kit stare sorrowfully at the camera. For people who go to said website, instead of a place to donate money, they find a place specifically made to upload more cat videos on, allowing cats to steal a chunk of the internet, taking it away from the Virus.
Action 2: Kit resumes his Catjitzu posture. He grabs his keyboard and mouse and heads toward the fortress. He then starts messing around with his mouse, which this time causes the appearance of the I-beam. Kit places the I-beam just in front (to the right) of the fortress and left clicks, anchoring it in place. Kit then turns over to his keyboard and starts spamming backspace, trying to get rid of the fortress wall.

Summoning Cat God: 7/30
What's the point if it isn't wierd? ©
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#48
RE: Delete the Virus
Actions 1 and 2: cmon

(8/10 code created)

Action 3:
1.e4

“There. Your move. I know it’s the most common, but it’s interesting fighting a new opponent.”

(BTW, so that we can speed this up, please auto play it, you can decide who wins this round.)
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#49
RE: Delete the Virus
(Origin Penetration: 4/10)

(Action 3)

Sam refactors the code of the Scout Team's avatars, deleting some of the Virus's corruption. This functionally acts as a heal.
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#50
RE: Delete the Virus
(Action I) The dragon plays an addictive song: all in the radius may be distracted this turn.

(Action II) The dragon dances (badly) to the music.

(Charge 6/30)

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[Image: Fu2tbmz.png] owo whats this???
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