Delete the Virus

Delete the Virus
#51
RE: Delete the Virus
Update will arriveify tomorrow, and will be more frequent after that.
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#52
RE: Delete the Virus
Quote: I join N.

I spend all 3 of my actions being bored because N is boring to my limited attention span, I gain Bottled Boredom since I bottled the boredom into a container.
You now have bottled boredom! That...might come in handy later, I suppose?

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Quote:....Of course, It is still infected with two powerful Viruses, and has been sent to a company which seems to have some very strong products, AND the ability to deliver in Cyberspace with unprecedented speed. But I’m sure this will never be important again.
Kit meows: "I'm sure everything will turn out fine."
Action 1: "This is getting out of hand!" Kit meows. "The virus is close to reaching triple my species's control over the Interwebs. I must rule them all!" Kit pulls out a camera with a tripod and sets it to record after one minute Next, Kit leaps over to his keyboard and starts typing some commands. Initially, it just looks like he's adding a bunch of rectangles around him, but everyone should know better. As the coding finishes, it is easy to see that Kit has just created a nice, small, cozy room. Kit lays down in the room and his posture changes. He starts slouching and acting dexterously challenged. The camera starts filming and Kit rolls onto his back. He stays there for a second or two and then rolls back over. He sits up and stares at the camera, looking at the camera wide-eyed and sad. He sits there for about 30 seconds and shuts off the camera. The cat ejects his camera's data chip and scurries over to his keyboard. As he sits down in front of his keyboard, a strange gap appears in front of him. He inserts the data chip and the video pops up. Kit throws the video into some editing software, makes it look cute, and adds a little bit of text for when he's staring at the camera. The text reads: "Please, help now: " and has a random website link after it. He sends this all across the internet, inevitably reaching everyone except for the Virus. They all watch in sadness as they watch Kit stare sorrowfully at the camera. For people who go to said website, instead of a place to donate money, they find a place specifically made to upload more cat videos on, allowing cats to steal a chunk of the internet, taking it away from the Virus.
Action 2: Kit resumes his Catjitzu posture. He grabs his keyboard and mouse and heads toward the fortress. He then starts messing around with his mouse, which this time causes the appearance of the I-beam. Kit places the I-beam just in front (to the right) of the fortress and left clicks, anchoring it in place. Kit then turns over to his keyboard and starts spamming backspace, trying to get rid of the fortress wall.

Summoning Cat God: 7/30

Awww, poor Kit-people all over the internet are uploading cat videos, and The Virus is perplexed, As the cat videos manage to remove 6 percent of the corruption, because people are flooding the forum with them!
The Fortress is too well constructed, and well coded, to be able to completely remove part of it like that! You do, however manage to cause 5 points worth of damage to the wall!

Quote:Actions 1 and 2: cmon

(8/10 code created)

Action 3:
1.e4

“There. Your move. I know it’s the most common, but it’s interesting fighting a new opponent.”

(BTW, so that we can speed this up, please auto play it, you can decide who wins this round.)
Hours are spent on this magnificent chess game too wonderful to be properly described here, with The Virus constantly calculating moves, improving it’s data when it makes a mistake, and accounting for lapses in human logic. It’s a tough game, and you very nearly win, but the Virus is able to calculate the perfect move, and manages to mate you!

It lets out another distorted, electronic laugh, and expels you from the fortress!

Quote:(Origin Penetration: 4/10)

(Action 3)

Sam refactors the code of the Scout Team's avatars, deleting some of the Virus's corruption. This functionally acts as a heal.
You manage to remove a large portion of the corruption, but it’s far too deep to be completely scrubbed. Every member of the Scout Team is healed of 7 damage.

Quote:Action I) The dragon plays an addictive song: all in the radius may be distracted this turn.

(Action II) The dragon dances (badly) to the music.

(Charge 6/30)

The Mites are out causing mischief on the Battlefield, but they suddenly hear a song they can’t get out of their heads, and rush to the origin! They start dancing along with the dragon, just as badly as it is! Man, they’re really getting into it!

The Battlefield:
The Heisenberg Processor has finally finished its charge, and begins it’s attack on the Virus! At first, it simply seems to disappear, as a golden aura of light envelopes it and sucks it into a single orb, but suddenly the orb transformed-from a simple ocular orb, to a golden beam! The beam begins swirling through the battlefield, catching the attention of everyone around, before it finally reaches the Viral Fortress! It slams into the wall o the Fortress, simply phasing through the defenses, and then hits it’s target directly and efficiently, and does significant damage to the Virus!

The Virus lets out an ear rupturing screech of digital anger, as it begins furiously adapting itself, preventing the Processor from being used again, but the damage is still done! The Virus loses 10 HP, and the Heisenberg Processor is removed from the battlefield!
Virus Health: 76/100
CORRUPTION: 38%
Scout Team: 53-25-55-37-57-58
Viral Fortress [PV]: 82/90
Mites: 3-3-3-3-3 (Distracted by music)
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#53
RE: Delete the Virus
I look at the bottled boredom, and realize it I had no idea why I did that. Oh well, I'm sure I'll fit it into my non-existent plans sometime in the future.

Action 1: I turn half the bottled boredom into a splash potion of boredom.

Action 2: I gather together some explosives because clearly explosives is one of the most effective tools ever.

Action 3: Then, finally, to complete my list of useful items I gather some duct tape. Then, I decide to duct tape the Mites' ears so they can't hear anything. Duct tape can fix anything and I gain their trust. Perfect plan.
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#54
RE: Delete the Virus
(action.) The dragon the radio, on which the song was playing, at the virus. The music stops.

(action2.) The dragon equips gun.png

(Charge 7/30)

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#55
RE: Delete the Virus
Action 1: Kit realizes that he broke the backspace button on his keyboard. Oh well. He pulls up the forum website and logs into his own account. He then scrolls down to the bottom of the page and sees the words "Contact Us." He clicks on this and his e-Mail pops up. He realizes that he already has messed with his E-Mail way too much. He instead makes a fax and sends it to their main offices. In his fax, Kit argues tries to argue that he should be on their admin team. He sites his experience in coding, great people skills, can do attitude, and kind treatment of his peers as reasons why he should be selected. He also states that he would be fully available at all times to people who need him. Finally, he adds that he fully appreciates the work and service that the people at this website do, and that he truly would like to be on their team. This all leads them to accept him as a new member, and that he can start as soon as possible.
Action 2: Kit meows the following Haiku:
I once saw a fort
It was grand and so sublime
Sadly, it fell down.
Suddenly, a random hole appears underneath the fort that it can't help but fall into. And so, the fort falls. Nothing exciting happens for a few moments, just falling. Then, it slams into a wall and starts to spin. It tumbles and rolls and is ultimately deflected off of the wall and into another. This time, it merely bounces off and keeps falling. After a minute or two, anyone inside sees the end. It lands right where it started, except in a crater instead of normal computer ground.

Summoning Cat God: 8/30
What's the point if it isn't wierd? ©
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#56
RE: Delete the Virus
Actions 1 and 2: anddddd...... NOW.
(10/10 code created)


“Take this!” My avatar throws the program bomb into the fortress.

Action 3: I’ll assist in the origin penetration. With my expertise in coding, we should find it in no time!

(6/10 origin penetration)
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#57
RE: Delete the Virus
(Origin Penetration: 7/10)

Don't have time for anything more.
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#58
RE: Delete the Virus
The Bird decides to charge something. (2/10)
It also repairs the fortress, with applied Code-epoxy. Additionally, it is very corruptible, and can be easily taken over by the Virus to provide a bit of attack power from within the fortress.
Noot noot doot doot.


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#59
RE: Delete the Virus
Btw, I fudged up in math, so

(Origin penetration 5/10.)

Since gutsa added all the points to the origin penetration,

(Origin penetration 8/10)
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#60
RE: Delete the Virus
Quote:I look at the bottled boredom, and realize it I had no idea why I did that. Oh well, I'm sure I'll fit it into my non-existent plans sometime in the future.

Action 1: I turn half the bottled boredom into a splash potion of boredom.

Action 2: I gather together some explosives because clearly explosives is one of the most effective tools ever.

Action 3: Then, finally, to complete my list of useful items I gather some duct tape. Then, I decide to duct tape the Mites' ears so they can't hear anything. Duct tape can fix anything and I gain their trust. Perfect plan.

The Mites actually really dogged that song, and are upset they can’t hear it anymore! This might be to your advantage however, because they stop any efforts in attacking PG entities in protest and start tantruming like babies!

Quote:(action.) The dragon the radio, on which the song was playing, at the virus. The music stops.

(action2.) The dragon equips gun.png

(Charge 7/30)

The radio crashes into the walls of the Viral Fortress, dealing 5 damage!

Quote:Action 1: Kit realizes that he broke the backspace button on his keyboard. Oh well. He pulls up the forum website and logs into his own account. He then scrolls down to the bottom of the page and sees the words "Contact Us." He clicks on this and his e-Mail pops up. He realizes that he already has messed with his E-Mail way too much. He instead makes a fax and sends it to their main offices. In his fax, Kit argues tries to argue that he should be on their admin team. He sites his experience in coding, great people skills, can do attitude, and kind treatment of his peers as reasons why he should be selected. He also states that he would be fully available at all times to people who need him. Finally, he adds that he fully appreciates the work and service that the people at this website do, and that he truly would like to be on their team. This all leads them to accept him as a new member, and that he can start as soon as possible.
Action 2: Kit meows the following Haiku:
I once saw a fort
It was grand and so sublime
Sadly, it fell down.
Suddenly, a random hole appears underneath the fort that it can't help but fall into. And so, the fort falls. Nothing exciting happens for a few moments, just falling. Then, it slams into a wall and starts to spin. It tumbles and rolls and is ultimately deflected off of the wall and into another. This time, it merely bounces off and keeps falling. After a minute or two, anyone inside sees the end. It lands right where it started, except in a crater instead of normal computer ground.

Summoning Cat God: 8/30

The staff contacts you and says that while they would accept you, some weird Virus is stopping them from accessing the website, and thus they can’t add ANY new members!

The Fortress goes through your odd wormhole, crashing into a bunch of walls and taking 6 damage! It then returns, standing, but weakened.

Quote:Actions 1 and 2: anddddd...... NOW.
(10/10 code created)


“Take this!” My avatar throws the program bomb into the fortress.

Action 3: I’ll assist in the origin penetration. With my expertise in coding, we should find it in no time!

(6/10 origin penetration)

A devastating hit! The Fortress takes 10 whole damage, with cracks prominently appearing in the coded walls of the fortress!

The Virus begins worrying, recognizing that it’s security is being threatened by these attacks.....

Quote:(Origin Penetration: 7/10)

Don't have time for anything more.
Quote:The Bird decides to charge something. (2/10)
It also repairs the fortress, with applied Code-epoxy. Additionally, it is very corruptible, and can be easily taken over by the Virus to provide a bit of attack power from within the fortress.

You manage to heal the Fortress for 7 damage, nullifying some of the damage it took this turn and ensuring it has some time to go before it is felled. Additionally, the Virus Can now directly commandeer control of the Fortress in order to attack its enemies, useful indeed....

Quote:Btw, I fudged up in math, so

(Origin penetration 5/10.)

Since gutsa added all the points to the origin penetration,

(Origin penetration 8/10)

The Battlefield:
The Mites are still tantrumming, and are refusing to do any work until they get their music!

The Virus forms a large cannon at the top of the fortress, with enough power for a singular, dangerous shot. It doesn’t waste any time and fires it towards the scout team, dealing 7 damage to each member! The cannon then dissipates, having served its purpose.
Virus Health: 76/100
CORRUPTION: 38%
Scout Team: 46-18-48-30-50-51
Viral Fortress [PV]: 68/90
Mites: 3-3-3-3-3 (Throwing a tantrum!)
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#61
RE: Delete the Virus
I’ll charge, and put all my actions to this:

Action 3: (Charged) heal the scout team back to full health.
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#62
RE: Delete the Virus
Action 1: Kit decides to abuse the fact that the Mites are confused. He tells them that he can make an even catchier song for them after everything is over, if they join his side. Of course, in their distraught nature, they would agree to anything. Kit pull out a small legal contract and has them sign it. All that it has is the terms they will agree to, but it has to be certain.

Summoning Cat God: 10/30
What's the point if it isn't wierd? ©
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#63
RE: Delete the Virus
The bird reiterates that the mites were only created two updates ago, and thus they cannot read.
The bird continues charging. (4/10)
Noot noot doot doot.


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#64
RE: Delete the Virus
(Origin Penetration: 10/10!)

ORIGIN PENETRATION => EXECUTE

Suddenly, the Scout Team has finished opening a connection to the server that the Virus arrived from! They and Sam head through...
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#65
RE: Delete the Virus
(action uno) The dragon shoots the gun.png.

(action dos) The dragon shoots the gun.png again.

(Charge 8/30)

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