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Wheat
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normal forum rules apply to this thread. also many extra arbitrary rules that are announced in thread

(03-09-2013, 08:31 AM)Plaid Wrote: Another forum i was on had an entire forum devoted to pointless shit posting, basically, which fostered its own (extremely strong and friendly) sub community and reduced pointless stuff in other topics. Easier to just accept it's going to happen.
a good point, so...


"Welcome to the shitposting apartheid bog, my pondland comrades—" says the king of the ribbits—"where everything is off limits, from lily to maxi pads, there's b-b-BARRELS of fads in your future. We're locked stocked and feral, mewling and frothing at the lips, waiting for our next chance to post a choice pic of some anime shaking her hips, so line on up! the laughs never start! shitty gifs are 2 for 1 at this army-grade balls-to-the-wall-mart. We rule land and sea, and arbitrary rules rule the sky, so never dare to dishonor those who'd die for you're FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT to reblog some shitty fucker from team forteress 2 saying a word loudly. god gave you these rights, but i gave you this thread, so god is dead! Go, go ahead and post bravely, little toasters, take a deep dive into a bathtub and short out the power grid bcoz im sick of you"
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03-11-2013, 07:43 AM
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Anomaly
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03-11-2013, 07:53 AM
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Wheat
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youre lucky it's not a thursday

Spoiler :
Quote:<wheat>and also I could institute new stylethemes and whimsical rules like "no cat thursdays
<wheatwhere you are not allowed to mention cats or kittens on thursdays under punishment of getting a ding on your forum profile. Ten dings means you get 'dingus' status. Dingus status can only be removed by completing a MOTHER'S ERRAND.


obviously, reference to people with cat-related properties in name or avatar would be given a pass, so long as what is referred to is the user or the concept of the avatar itself.

the next two people to post in this thread are certified dumpfucks...


CaN yOu HaNdLe ThE hEaT?!

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03-11-2013, 08:21 AM
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certified M.D.

D is for dumpfuck

(03-11-2013, 08:21 AM)Wheat Wrote:
CaN yOu HaNdLe ThE wHeAt?!

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03-11-2013, 08:33 AM
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Jacquerel
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I love certificates and I love dumps

really love them
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Solaris
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not as much as me tho, right
03-11-2013, 09:02 AM
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Jacquerel
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do you mean do I love dumps more than I love you or do you love dumps more than I love dumps because I don't think I ever asked you the latter
I guess it's Tuesday tomorrow I will keep it in mind
03-11-2013, 09:04 AM
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Paranoia
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HI GUYS. I hate clothes.

SOLARIS COME HERE LETS MAKE OUT
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Solaris
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(03-11-2013, 09:04 AM)Jacquerel Wrote: do you mean do I love dumps more than I love you or do you love dumps more than I love dumps because I don't think I ever asked you the latter
I guess it's Tuesday tomorrow I will keep it in mind
yes the important thnig is i,m loved most
(03-11-2013, 09:06 AM)soundlyParanudist Wrote: SOLARIS COME HERE LETS MAKE OUT

no...... nooooooooobas
03-11-2013, 09:08 AM
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Jacquerel
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wait maybe you were talking about certificates instead

do you want a certificate I can make you one
03-11-2013, 09:08 AM
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03-11-2013, 09:08 AM
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Gatr
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it's gatr!

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"... He stepped out of the hot tub, and was surprised to see his sempai standing in the hallway. He was about to wave hello, but he noticed that his sempai wasn't wearing a towel at all. He blushed furiously, and made to look away. His sempai stormed across the floor, and ..."

Was that shitty enough?

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Paranoia
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(03-11-2013, 09:08 AM)Solaris Wrote:
(03-11-2013, 09:06 AM)soundlyParanudist Wrote: SOLARIS COME HERE LETS MAKE OUT

no...... nooooooooobas

*Me eyewaggles.*

Come on. Plant a fat, wet one on me, baby.

I'm ready
03-11-2013, 09:12 AM
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Solaris
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someone help mme
03-11-2013, 09:12 AM
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Jacquerel
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03-11-2013, 09:12 AM
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Solaris
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thar helps
03-11-2013, 09:14 AM
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Paranoia
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(03-11-2013, 09:12 AM)Solaris Wrote: someone help mme

oh mr. solaaaariiiiiiis

*bats eyelashes and puts on lipstick*
03-11-2013, 09:15 AM
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Jacquerel
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(03-11-2013, 09:15 AM)soundlyHemorrhoids Wrote:
(03-11-2013, 09:12 AM)Solaris Wrote: someone help mme

oh mr. solaaaariiiiiiis

*bats eyelashes and puts on lipstick*

*sidles up*

Excuse me sir are you uh, are you alright?
I have some cream I could lend you... in fact, you can probably keep it

I don't want it back



don't touch me
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Paranoia
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WHY THANK YOU GOOD SIR. YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN SHITTING BLOOD FOR THE PAST WEEK AND THIS JUST MIGHT HELP IT.
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Guys stop getting off topic, this thread is supposed to be about posting cat gifs.
03-11-2013, 09:30 AM
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Paranoia
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HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT OBAMACARE YET
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