Has anyone here ever been kidnapped by aliens

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Has anyone here ever been kidnapped by aliens
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Has anyone here ever been kidnapped by aliens
Serious responses only, please. This is a survey I'm doing for school
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#2
RE: Has anyone here ever been kidnapped by aliens
yeah!
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#3
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I am an alien

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Maybe, it's kinda hard to tell
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RE: Has anyone here ever been kidnapped by aliens
no, it was voluntary
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RE: Has anyone here ever been kidnapped by aliens
I had a dream about being kidnapped by aliens. They gave me scary claw wings that come out when I feel threatened or scared and do murders. It was a pretty spooky dream, but all-in-all good.
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#7
RE: Has anyone here ever been kidnapped by aliens
i haven't but if anyone has please get in contact with me and tell me how you did it
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RE: Has anyone here ever been kidnapped by aliens
yeah
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RE: Has anyone here ever been kidnapped by aliens
look i won't get into specifics. let's say i know a guy who knows a guy. and you didn't hear this from me. but basically, way i heard it, and you're not gonna believe this. sometimes i'm not sure i do either. but, and, i need you to believe me, because this is the truth. but i heard this from a reliable source: and you're gonna flip your lid when you hear this, i swear, but get a load of this (straight from the horses mouth)

we're the aliens. now i'm not gonna elaborate on that. i'm not gonna hash it out. i said it and i gotta go. but basically, and i need you to listen to this, because it's very important, but basically, we've been the aliens this whole time. old guys left shop. did a full human replacement. fucked up, but true. anyway, i gotta get out of here. you didn't hear this from me. and i'm talking about a 1:1 operation here. no more humans. we're the aliens. alright. buh bye now. seeya soon
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RE: Has anyone here ever been kidnapped by aliens
(12-31-2018, 12:28 PM)bloodsad Wrote: »look i won't get into specifics. let's say i know a guy who knows a guy. and you didn't hear this from me. but basically, way i heard it, and you're not gonna believe this. sometimes i'm not sure i do either. but, and, i need you to believe me, because this is the truth. but i heard this from a reliable source: and you're gonna flip your lid when you hear this, i swear, but get a load of this (straight from the horses mouth)

we're the aliens. now i'm not gonna elaborate on that. i'm not gonna hash it out. i said it and i gotta go. but basically, and i need you to listen to this, because it's very important, but basically, we've been the aliens this whole time. old guys left shop. did a full human replacement. fucked up, but true. anyway, i gotta get out of here. you didn't hear this from me. and i'm talking about a 1:1 operation here. no more humans. we're the aliens. alright. buh bye now. seeya soon
this genuinely hurt to read, and i appreciate it
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RE: Has anyone here ever been kidnapped by aliens
(01-03-2019, 09:57 PM)Numbers Wrote: »
(12-31-2018, 12:28 PM)bloodsad Wrote: »look i won't get into specifics. let's say i know a guy who knows a guy. and you didn't hear this from me. but basically, way i heard it, and you're not gonna believe this. sometimes i'm not sure i do either. but, and, i need you to believe me, because this is the truth. but i heard this from a reliable source: and you're gonna flip your lid when you hear this, i swear, but get a load of this (straight from the horses mouth)

we're the aliens. now i'm not gonna elaborate on that. i'm not gonna hash it out. i said it and i gotta go. but basically, and i need you to listen to this, because it's very important, but basically, we've been the aliens this whole time. old guys left shop. did a full human replacement. fucked up, but true. anyway, i gotta get out of here. you didn't hear this from me. and i'm talking about a 1:1 operation here. no more humans. we're the aliens. alright. buh bye now. seeya soon
this genuinely hurt to read, and i appreciate it

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#12
RE: Has anyone here ever been kidnapped by aliens
I did, his name was Michael.

Or was he?
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