The humble bird merchant is in town and he's selling his wares

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The humble bird merchant is in town and he's selling his wares
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The humble bird merchant is in town and he's selling his wares
Come one, come some, come all! to Ornathan Avery's market stall!
Gathered from Gaokerena and stripped from the Styphalian shores, Ornathen Avery's birds are all of quality most assured!
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#2
RE: The humble bird merchant is in town and he's selling his wares
oh sick, i love these guys
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#3
RE: The humble bird merchant is in town and he's selling his wares
got any cool ones?
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#4
RE: The humble bird merchant is in town and he's selling his wares
do you have any ones of mauve tincture
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#5
RE: The humble bird merchant is in town and he's selling his wares
You don't sound very humble to me. I smell a poseur.
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RE: The humble bird merchant is in town and he's selling his wares
(01-08-2019, 01:10 AM)BananaPanda Wrote: »got any cool ones?

A returning customer! For you, my friend, I'm pleased to report that I just had a
Jaunt!
to the ends of the earth,
to the northmost and southernest, frostwrought and summerless
where my keenest eyes espied a prize
in an auroral nest all lined with sighs
Magellan's Angst-billed Auk.

Quote:Magellan's angst-billed auk is a robustly-proportioned, gaseous auk distinguished from other auks by its gloomy, puffin-like beak. The beak, composed of atmospheric particulates, accumulates on the auk's comb-like teeth as it dips into nimbostratus clouds, filtering out the asymmetrical snowflakes on which it subsists. The beak,which eventually grows such that the auk can no longer keep itself aloft, provides a melancholy-rich food source for it young while it nests.
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#7
RE: The humble bird merchant is in town and he's selling his wares
Do you have any poofy birds?

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#8
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i want a bird of lavender pigmentation
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#9
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I'd like to purchase one Humble Bird, and One Vain Bird, please
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RE: The humble bird merchant is in town and he's selling his wares
Do you have a bird made of spaghetti?
Hey! Vsauce, Michael here.



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RE: The humble bird merchant is in town and he's selling his wares
where's my bird of mulberry chroma
i'm running out of synonyms dude
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#12
RE: The humble bird merchant is in town and he's selling his wares
i'll just have a plain.
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#13
RE: The humble bird merchant is in town and he's selling his wares
Got any thousand crane origamis
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