Deadbeat Sisterhood

Deadbeat Sisterhood
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Deadbeat Sisterhood
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Your name is JOLENE DENISE, and you're the top JOBLESS DEADBEAT in BUSTLING CITY. Not that it's hard - known as the City of Success in the Flesh, it's not often someone who isn't TOTALLY LOADED sticks around for long. It's just that, well, a while back you lost all of your VALUABLE POSSESSIONS in one fell swoop, and now you can't even scrape together a decent meal, much less a phone to call in a ride. You don't let it get to you though. You're as COOL as a CUCUMBER, and like, what, fifteen, twenty times bigger? You can crush a cucumber with your bare hands and not even sweat that much!

It's another beautiful morning in HEXAGON SQUARE, and you're working one of your USUAL GRIFTS, offering passerby acts of a silly nature in exchange for BOUNTIFUL TREASURE, such as COLA-COLA, BUSINESS CARDS, and if you're lucky, ALMOST FINISHED CONTAINERS OF CHICKEN NUGGETS.

But your luck seems to be on the down-low this morning. You've been loitering for a solid hour and nobody's so much as glanced in your direction, which is HIGHLY SUSPECT for this time of day. It's high time you investigate. Those almost finished containers of chicken nuggets aren't going to finish themselves.

What do you do?

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RE: Deadbeat Sisterhood
>approach food truck
with "side hustle" in mind, where you will offer the service of distributing samples and pamphlets to people around town in order to attract business in exchange for food

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>effortlessly topple the kyriachry
(starting by mounting the head of the corp-mayor on a pike)
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RE: Deadbeat Sisterhood
Go hit up those mimes for info.
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RE: Deadbeat Sisterhood
(01-23-2019, 04:27 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Go hit up those mimes for info.

communicate with them in mime for bonus points
Noot noot doot doot.

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#5
RE: Deadbeat Sisterhood
>No one's paying you any mind?! We'll see about that! Start standing uncomfortably close to people and breathe really loudly.
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#6
RE: Deadbeat Sisterhood
>Dive for coins in the fountain.
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#7
RE: Deadbeat Sisterhood
> Accidentally stumble on stage at the right moment and start giving a campaign speech.
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#8
RE: Deadbeat Sisterhood
Aw geeze it's another flash mob isn't it? Better get outta there.
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