Valentine's Day

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Plastics can be both Red and Blue
Please Recycle

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I have a bunch of candy and am thus a strategic valentine choice.

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February 14th means nothing to me.

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Roses are Pink
Violets are Violet
And sometimes White I think
Just take some chocolate

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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
Nine ways. I love thee nine ways.

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This is a purely platonic valentine. Enjoy the candy, nerd.

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It's not like I like you or anything!

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Cinnamon Candy Hearts should be available all year round. Please sign my petition to show your support.

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I printed this in bulk to give to my acquaintances. Don't think you're special.

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;)

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Help! I'm trapped in a valentine's day card factory, surviving off the Tupperware lunches in the employee lunch! My refined palate is being subjected to half-assed sandwiches on the daily! I don't know how much longer I can hold on.

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Happy Valetine's Day Eagle Time!!!!

Happy Ides of February. Try not to get assassinated today.

Isn't the ides of February the day before Valentines, though?

You forgot that it's a leap month.

Isn't the ides of February the day before Valentines, though?

You are right. And even if it was every month's fifteenth, like I thought - I posted on the sixteenth.

My only excuse: I was shitposting.