regular man journey

regular man journey
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regular man journey
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you are a regular man in a perfectly reasonable, normal bedroom. A nice normal man like you deserves a name.
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#2
RE: regular man journey
Normal.... man.....
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#3
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>DOCTOR MISTER MAN MAN MCMANSON MAN THE THIRD SECOND JUNIOR SENIOR
Noot noot doot doot.

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#4
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len barrison
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#5
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heftpo
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#6
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Your name is Len "heftpo" Barrison.
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What will you do?
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#7
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gu n window
Noot noot doot doot.

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#8
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label yourself hard working regular man and go find someone labelled blood sucking liberal elite, you must fight to the death, with the appropriate labels
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#9
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go to the clothespin store
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#10
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>the gun lifts itself up.

>"what the hell is a lee?"

>BANG

>gun: introduce yourself
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#11
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(03-17-2019, 12:51 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »>the gun lifts itself up.

>"what the hell is a lee?"

>BANG

>gun: introduce yourself

GUN IS MAN N OF CULTURG. he has many art in nventory. he wil. selll you art for hourg of laber.
Noot noot doot doot.

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#12
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(03-17-2019, 03:42 AM)Numbers Wrote: »gu n window

(03-17-2019, 12:51 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »>the gun lifts itself up.

>"what the hell is a lee?"

>BANG

>gun: introduce yourself
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This would be quite a difficult task, considering you are a merely a copy of THE POWER OF NONVIOLENCE by RICH GEG. While you currently lack the capability to lift yourself up or propel any kind of ammunition, you wonder what life could be like if, one day, you could.

(03-17-2019, 05:52 AM)bigro Wrote: »label yourself hard working regular man [snip]
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You turn around to your MACHINE WALL, and approach your MARK IV GENERAL PURPOSE MACHINE. Aiming the scanner gun at your own head, you pull the trigger and enter the combination required to produce a label.
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Your label prints.
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this is not a good sign.
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(03-17-2019, 05:52 AM)bigro Wrote: »[snip] go find someone labelled blood sucking liberal elite, you must fight to the death, with the appropriate labels
(03-17-2019, 06:16 AM)a52 Wrote: »go to the clothespin store
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You're not sure what a liberal is, but you're dtf. (down to fight). You head to the clothespin store.
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You seem to have forgotten something important. You pull yourself up.
What will you do next?
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#13
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Now what could we have... Ohhhhhhh. That.
>Put on some pants, then go outside look outside.
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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#14
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(03-18-2019, 01:50 AM)Arcanuse Wrote: »Now what could we have... Ohhhhhhh. That.
>Put on some pants, then go outside look outside.

put on a sack. brown sack. become sackman. use your power of pretty pstupid propulsion to power your way to the pin-of-clothes store.
Noot noot doot doot.

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(03-18-2019, 01:50 AM)Arcanuse Wrote: »Now what could we have... Ohhhhhhh. That.
>Put on some pants, then go outside look outside.
(03-18-2019, 03:28 AM)Numbers Wrote: »[snip]
put on a sack. brown sack. become sackman. use your power of pretty pstupid propulsion to power your way to the pin-of-clothes store.
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You don't currently seem to own any pants, and your last good brown sack was used up for an emergency. You survey your normal, regular lodgings before looking outside.
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Everything seems to be normal.
What next?
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#16
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repeatedly suplex yourself, abusing physics glitches to fly over there.
Noot noot doot doot.

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#17
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take the floor with you as you leave.
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#18
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(03-19-2019, 12:19 AM)Numbers Wrote: »repeatedly suplex yourself, abusing physics glitches to fly over there.
(03-20-2019, 06:35 AM)Smurfton Wrote: »take the floor with you as you leave.
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Your dreams are crushed by the thick insulated glass of your window, much like the bird that flew into it yesterday.
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#19
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do it when you go out through the door doofus
Noot noot doot doot.

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#20
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Gulu(Discord) Wrote:rotate in place until the earths total rotation has slowed by approximately one second
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Your TIME OFFSET increases by one.

(03-24-2019, 09:30 PM)Numbers Wrote: »do it when you go out through the door doofus
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You don't think your suplex powers are good enough to bridge the gap. Are you sure you want to try?
Check out my adventure en route
Pm me if you have any critique, or just wanna chat
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#21
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wear the poster as an improptu skirt, then exit through the door
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#22
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inspect snazzy man face image. inspect behind snazzy man face image.
Noot noot doot doot.

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#23
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(03-25-2019, 11:45 PM)Numbers Wrote: »inspect snazzy man face image. inspect behind snazzy man face image.

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This poster is obviously more Sassy than Snazzy, you wouldn't let a fast one like that get by.
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After removing the image, you see a staircase that you can't seem to recall having installed. On further introspection, you must have had it installed. How else would it get there? It's just a regular, perfectly normal staircase.

(03-25-2019, 11:44 PM)a52 Wrote: »wear the poster as an improptu skirt, then exit through the door
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As you don your new skirt, you hear a familiar sound. Your door has been locked. The building has entered lockdown.
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You are cast into shadow as the alarm blares behind you.
Check out my adventure en route
Pm me if you have any critique, or just wanna chat
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#24
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>The stairs, they beckon. Time to zip, zap, and zoop right on outta here.
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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#25
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Enter the staircase
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