Mystery Box

Mystery Box
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Mystery Box
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Oh, great. This again. Exactly what I need right now, another one of these.

Tell me. What's in the Box this time?
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#2
RE: Mystery Box
Orb of Faulty Replication
Noot noot doot doot.

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#3
RE: Mystery Box
Another box.
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#4
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overly friendly insect
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#5
RE: Mystery Box
Bulk crayons
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#6
RE: Mystery Box
a c0llector's editi0n replica 0f R0dney 0otkins... wait n0 its just his entire dead b0dy.......................................... i hate it when that happens

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#7
RE: Mystery Box
25 waterfalls
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#8
RE: Mystery Box
>would you shoot me if it were some form of stuffed rabbit
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#9
RE: Mystery Box
> A sheep.
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#10
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(03-17-2019, 05:43 AM)periferal Wrote: »> A sheep.

specifically me. im in the box.
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#11
RE: Mystery Box
It's grey.
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#12
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#13
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(03-17-2019, 05:53 AM)bigro Wrote: »im in the box.

Obviously. I'm asking what you are gonna be.

(03-17-2019, 05:07 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Another box.

Oh yeah, sure. Nice one. Real original.

You see, bud, everybody makes this joke. Think they're a real smart cookie, or that they can win some brownie points with me for being witty, so I can give 'em a better deal. It doesn't work like that, but that don't stop 'em from trying. Some people even follow through on it, and send me an actual Box-in-a-Box, but you don't want to be one of them.

Trust me. Containers make terrible Pawns. That's basically how we got into this whole mess.

(03-17-2019, 05:42 AM)Reecer6 Wrote: »>would you shoot me if it were some form of stuffed rabbit

I don't think I could shoot you even if I wanted to. More's the pity, eh?

(03-17-2019, 05:38 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »25 waterfalls

25 Waterfalls. In a cardboard box.

I wasn't born yesterday, kid. Even if you waterproofed this thing somehow, and fit them all in there, you do realize I'd still be able to hear 'em falling, right? Nice try, better luck next time, et cetera.

Now, why don't you stop pulling my leg and just tell me what's actually in there?

(03-17-2019, 05:03 AM)Numbers Wrote: »Orb of Faulty Replication

Alright, if you aren't gonna take me seriously, fine. I've had enough of these shenanigans. let's just open this thing, and get this over with.

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Huh.

If I'm not mistaken, that looks like a bona-fide Orb of Faulty Replication alright.

I mean, it's still trash... but hot damn, kid. This might be interesting.

Anyway, if this is really what you want to make your Pawn with, I ain't gonna stop you. But before I do that, and send you into The Crawl, I gotta know a few more things.

Firstly, what's your Name?
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2, What's your Class?
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And C, what are makes you think you have what it takes to defeat the Masters of Mystery?
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#14
RE: Mystery Box
my name is flannery over-easy. my class is working. i have a grudge.
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#15
RE: Mystery Box
Name:
> Pseudorb

Class:
> Clonemancer

Qualifications:
> Spherical, good at rolling
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#16
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horgum iii, viriomancer of the pestilent coasts. as for qualifications, i think the orb speaks for itself.

okay maybe it's not great and maybe it's just my very first virus prototype that i mostly created on accident and i cant really control how much it reproduces but at least since it's faulty most of its descendents are sterile and it doesn't spread too fast just please let me in so i can find a way to get rid of this thing i don't want to be a viriomancer i was studying to be an astronomathurge for christ's sake
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#17
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Name: Glen Glober

Class: 3 (truck weighing between ten thousand and fourteen thousand pounds)

Qualifications: Loyalty to friends, ability to see the positive side of anyone
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#18
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Name: Big Bootz
Class: Clown. Big clown. They put me in this orb for clown crimes please let me out
Qualifications: I will fuckin STOMP
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#19
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Name: Wally Q. Fyed
Class: Professional Placeholder
Qualifications: Drew the short straw. No, really. The actual, ah. 'hero'? Eh, sure let's go with that. They were waylaid, and aren't expected to get here for some time. Pity, that.
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#20
RE: Mystery Box
well I mean its me so

Name: Bigro

Class: Keter

Qualifications: I'm probably here to atone for my many crimes against nature
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#21
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1. Harold Foch Esq.
2. Class Epsilon Macro-Psion
3. My brain can move objects, hear surface thoughts and maybe more but I'm new to it and it's painful also what do you mean allowed? I thought there was no choice. Can I go home now? I want to go home.
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#22
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Name: Box
Class: Container
Reason: You're pretty good at containing things. You're sure you could swallow these masters. Those metal metal scales and claws could pretty anti-stabby and stabby respectively, and you definitely did not cry when you were vaccinated.
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#23
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>Cuerin (pronounced cew-rin)

>'Iterative' replicator

>More agile than most. Probably due to rolling at high speeds. Also I can use stuff against people & such & such.
Noot noot doot doot.

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#24
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Name: Wendy

Class: Mail Carrier (my day job)

Qualifications: I'm not really sure, I was just told to deliver this package to get a promotion...
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#25
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my name is unimportant. my class is important. my qualification is a portent.
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