we need to oppress gamers more

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we need to oppress gamers more
#1
we need to oppress gamers more
they're already the most oppressed minority, but as a proud trans polticially correct queer commie sjw i think we're not doing enough.

here are some ideas:

* replace all their treasured copies of CoD MW Black Ops Zombies with teletubbies dvds, only the teletubbies are renamed anita sarkeesian, karl marx, daddy stalin, and po
* ban mtn dew
* put a tax on those filthy "game cartridges"
* enact a law stating every game must have more lesbians than men in it

any other ideas??
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#2
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send every one who has ever said a "gamer word" to jail
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#3
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(03-30-2019, 08:26 PM)a52 Wrote: »send every one who has ever said a "gamer word" to jail

yes, that includes "pwn"
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#4
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Hey, what if we made a game that was accessible to everyone and not very hard?
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#5
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Also we could give everyone who plays the game a participation trophy. They don't need to go all the way through it.
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#6
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Oh, and it goes without saying that the protagonist won't be a white dude.
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#7
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wait what if

the game was about something other than guns
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Put a cover of the game that is loud and shouty and about guns, and then when they play the game it's about two guns meeting and starting a family.
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#9
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Rename Doritos to Wheat Thins, so the gamers can't find them
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#10
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You utter jackass reyweld! Do you know how many rimes i have been propositioned by emotionally stunted whinerboys in the last hpur since you posted that?
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Damn, I didn't think the gamers would find out, sorry
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#12
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It's at least a hundred. i know because a little "cheevo" popped up in the corner of my screen that said "Hassle Royale: get bothered by 100 gamers"
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(03-31-2019, 02:24 AM)Wheat Wrote: »It's at least a hundred. i know because a little "cheevo" popped up in the corner of my screen that said "Hassle Royale: get bothered by 100 gamers"

Wait a second... are YOU a gamer???
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i said yes to one of them, just on a lark. i thibk i sure hope they were deliberately trying to speedrun the relationship, because, whoo boy,
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(03-31-2019, 02:25 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Wait a second... are YOU a gamer???

no. otherwise the achievement would have been to get bothered by 99 gamers.

Im assuming your province hasnt implemented the IRL HUD implant rollout that gamer president ethan buckley decreed.
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#16
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Release the fake nerd girls
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#17
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Gamers are the "dark souls" of dating. mostly because of their whole gamification of basic social interactions, but also because their souls are dark and gnarled from lack of warmth (no sunlight)
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#18
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Ontario is beyond the gamer president's nasty jurisdiction, and also whenever a pride parade is thrown the border expands.
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#19
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if you put enough production points into cultural marxism your borders might expand far enough to reach a culture victory
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#20
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I'll try to pass that on to the council of 600 lesbians that rule
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#21
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heh. g00d thing us gamers ca bypass this. mainly by being furries
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#22
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Make sure to not mistake the amazons' council with amazon corp. although amazon professes neutrality in the global gender war, their collaboration with the gamers is well documented. most notably, The Voice of Trans project was a failed effort that allowed a backdoor for wiretapping by the gamer goverment.
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#23
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we should make sure that all gamers are easily identified

I suggest we sell them computer stuff that is black and angular with rgb lights
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HA I HAVE SM00TH BLACK STUF WITH RGB LIGHTS! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!
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#25
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The best way to oppress gamers is to make them oppress themselves

Convince them (as they have already begun to convince themselves) that there's an 'in' group and 'out' group for certain video games being real video games, and then convince them that the only real video game is Zootopia the movie
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