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 Man-man
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~Misery~
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You are MAN-MAN. Three months ago, through a series of bizarre events which will not be recounted at this time, you were bitten by a RADIOACTIVE HUMAN. This may or may not have given you SUPERPOWERS, but it certainly gave you the confidence to FIGHT CRIME.

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Unfortunately, you are currently being forced to endure one of the most exquisite forms of torture known to man: a field trip to the ART MUSEUM.

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THE SECRET ORIGIN OF MAN-MAN, THE MSPAFA
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Quote:[12:44] <PickYerPoison> I had a strange dream
[12:45] <PickYerPoison> I can't beat MalkyTop's for bizarre, but it was still weird
[12:45] <MalkyTop> Ha
[12:45] <PickYerPoison> It was basically Spiderman in reverse - a spider got bitten by a radioactive man
[12:45] <PickYerPoison> I called him Manspider
[12:46] <PickYerPoison> I realized a few minutes ago this also leads to another unlikely hero
[12:46] <PickYerPoison> Manman
[12:46] <PickYerPoison> BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE MAN, PETE PARKS GAINED THE PROPORTIONAL STRENGTH OF A HUMAN
[12:46] <PickYerPoison> Man-man, Man-man, does whatever a man can
[12:47] <PickYerPoison> Jumps about as high as you, runs about as fast as you
[12:47] <PickYerPoison> Look out! It's the Man-man
[12:51] <Sab|Busy> That sounds like it could be the depressing plot of an artistic film.
[12:55] <Godbot> oh my god PYP
[12:55] <Godbot> that is the best idea
[12:55] <Godbot> make a forum adventure
[12:55] <PickYerPoison> I normally wouldn't because I can't draw for beans, but this will be ironic
[12:55] <PickYerPoison> Bad drawing will enhance it
[12:56] <PickYerPoison> I also have no idea what to do
[12:56] <PickYerPoison> BEST PLAN

- ONE HOUR LATER -

[14:05] <PickYerPoison> http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?39955-Man-man
[14:10] <MalkyTop> ...Oh god.
[14:10] <MalkyTop> You did it.
[14:11] <Pinary|Afk> As long as he lives in the Man-cave, I support this idea

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DairunCates Wrote:Could it be? YES!
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THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE! THE ADVENTURE WITH MAN BURGER HAS ARRIVED!

Take your fan-art, PYP and go forth and make the greatest adventure of all time!

Note For Those That Are Confused: I drew that picture months ago saying it was fan-art for an adventure that didn't exist yet. Clearly, I was right.
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MANART
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"Hey, Dapper Fellow, want to play some rock, paper, scissors?"
Alana Wrote:Also, +1 Fanarts:

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I have the best friends ; o;

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06-19-2011, 05:05 PM
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Woffles
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O toreador, l'amour, l'amour t'attend!

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Originally posted on MSPA by Wojjan.

> Retrieve radioactive arms from rococo.

quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur.
06-19-2011, 05:06 PM
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OTTO
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Originally posted on MSPA by DairunCates.

Check art for clues to SECRET UNDERGROUND CRIME! with your super detailed man sense.
06-19-2011, 05:07 PM
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Originally posted on MSPA by TimeothyHour.

>Murderous Rampage
06-19-2011, 05:11 PM
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Originally posted on MSPA by Gimeurcookie.

> Hope for art thieves to burst in.
06-19-2011, 05:17 PM
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Whimbrel
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Originally posted on MSPA by Whimbrel.

>Sloppy makeouts.

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06-19-2011, 05:35 PM
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Originally posted on MSPA by FIDUSPAWN.

>Destroy the ART MUSEUM since it not manly enough for your taste.
06-19-2011, 05:38 PM
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Pick Yer Poison
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Check art for clues to SECRET UNDERGROUND CRIME! with your super detailed man sense.

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Your MAN-SENSE tells you that this art is VERY BORING. If you had a scanner you would probably declare its boredom level to be OVER 9000. Anyone who wanted this art would have to be EXTREMELY LAME.

> Hope for art thieves to burst in.

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"Hit the deck, scrubs, I've got a gun! Boys, bag those paintings!"

You consider letting them just take the stupid art so that this field trip will never have to happen again, but you just can't do it in good conscience. You're a superhero, after all. Not that the fact that there are eight other art museums in town that the school could choose from for a field trip didn't play a part.

"Halt!"

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"I am Man-man, and I stand for JUSTICE!"

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06-19-2011, 05:53 PM
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Originally posted on MSPA by Gimeurcookie.

> Stomp the floor to make a small earthquake.
06-19-2011, 05:57 PM
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Originally posted on MSPA by DairunCates.

Get shot. Lie down, writhing in pain... for JUSTICE!
06-19-2011, 06:00 PM
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Whimbrel
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Originally posted on MSPA by Whimbrel.

Sloppy makeouts with the thieves.

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06-19-2011, 06:05 PM
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Pick Yer Poison
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> Stomp the floor to make a small earthquake.

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You don't think you can do that. You only have the proportional strength of a man!

> Get shot. Lie down, writhing in pain... for JUSTICE!

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That...sounds like a terrible idea.

> Sloppy makeouts with the thieves.

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...

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06-19-2011, 06:46 PM
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Anomaly
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diagrams of master plans

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Originally posted on MSPA by Anomaly.

Challenge them to a DANCE-OFF.

Even if they refuse, you should still dance. It might throw them off.
06-19-2011, 06:50 PM
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Originally posted on MSPA by piester.

>Use your CIVILIZED SPECIES POWERS to stop the thieves.
06-19-2011, 06:53 PM
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Originally posted on MSPA by Pharmacy.

>Use your overwhelming averageness to beat the criminal scum to submission.
06-19-2011, 06:57 PM
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Whimbrel
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Originally posted on MSPA by Whimbrel.

JUSTICE KICK TO THE FACE!

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06-19-2011, 07:04 PM
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Originally posted on MSPA by Teddy.

> Man-handle the thief and proceed to Manscape him before forming a sexy, sexy Manwich.
06-19-2011, 07:23 PM
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Originally posted on MSPA by TimeothyHour.

>ACCELERANDO SLASH
06-19-2011, 10:40 PM
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Originally posted on MSPA by Protractor Ninja.

Perform an incredibly average FALCON PUNCH upon the closest thief.
06-19-2011, 10:43 PM
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Originally posted on MSPA by Fakeimposter.

Irradiate them with your radioactive powers!
06-19-2011, 11:02 PM
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Originally posted on MSPA by Gimeurcookie.

> reach over and just...take....a.....gun.
06-19-2011, 11:03 PM
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Pick Yer Poison
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> Challenge them to a DANCE-OFF.

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"I challenge you...to a DANCE-OFF!"

"Ha! You don't know who you're dealing with, punk. We're the trio of dancing thieves known as--"

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Man-man, manly man
Does whatever a man can
Jumps about as high as you
Runs about as fast as you
Look out, here comes the Man-man!

Is he strong? He's not weak
He works out three days a week
Does he get all the chicks
Well he's only been dumped by six
Hey there, there goes the Man-man!


OK, so when it comes to dance-offs, that one won't be winning any medals. But at least it was interesting.

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Unlike this field trip.

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06-20-2011, 02:04 AM
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Whimbrel
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Originally posted on MSPA by Whimbrel.

Level up?

Make out with your HUD.

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06-20-2011, 02:06 AM
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Anomaly
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diagrams of master plans

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Originally posted on MSPA by Anomaly.

Go trip the fire alarm. That's the quickest way out of this place!
06-20-2011, 02:13 AM
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Originally posted on MSPA by Grug.

> Bask in the praise of museum security.
06-20-2011, 02:26 AM
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