Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim

Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
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Popsicle-Fudgsicle Gang Warfare Sim
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You are a crack team of Popsicles here to invade the malicious Fudgesicle Gang Vault. It is heavily fortified. Only you five, the best of the best are skilled enough to complete this mission.
You have just entered the Vault through their Chocolate Syrup River and are about to arm yourselves for the inevitable battles ahead.

State your name[Yes], color[Any], profession[This will decide special powers], and weapon[This decides your normal powers].

Player List
1. Schazer - Totes Legit - Embezzler - Battery Powered Hair Dryer
2. Mirdini - James "Ice Cool" McTaggart - Hitman - Icicle Pick
3. Godbot - Gerardo "Gelato" Stracciatella - Bodyguard - Rusty nail
4. DragonFogel - Marco Hustler - Used Guitar Salesman - Generic Thug
5. Pick Yer Poison - "Sticks" McGee - Professional Ladykiller- Toothpick Quarterstaff

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James "Ice Cool" McTaggart - Hitman - Icicle Pick
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Gerardo "Gelato" Stracciatella - Bodyguard - Rusty nail
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DragonFogel -Marco Hustler - Used Guitar Salesman - Generic Thug

(He wields thugs as a melee weapon. Any nearby thug will do as far as he's concerned.)
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Pick Yer Poison - "Sticks" McGee - Professional Ladykiller - Toothpick Quarterstaff
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You five have, as was mentioned, invaded the Fudgesicle Gang Vault, at this moment, the rest of your gang is distracting Fudgesicles all over the city. As such, their defensive forces will be severely weakened. With your unique set of talents, you guys are going to blow this place sky high.

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Aww shit. Three Fudgesicle Mooks. And they're armed.
Looks like it's time to put them on ice.

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> Ice Pick that sucker in the front. Preferably in the face.
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CHARISMATECH: SMOOTH MOVE to disarm the guy in the bottom right.
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I'll hold my rusty nail sideways and use it to bullrush the guy on the top right.
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I use Liverpool Kiss: Taste The Rainbow on the guy in front.
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#11
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I'll pick one up and use him as a weapon.

I don't care how little sense that makes.
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Gerardo begins by assulting the upper fudgemook with his nail! He responds with a gunshot!
James shoa's the center fudgemook his stabs right under his eye!
Marco and Totes move to prepare for attack.
"Sticks" activates his CHARISMATECH!

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"Sticks" and James move back to let their allies get some shots in.
Speaking of, Gerado is taking his like a champ and continues charging.
Totes headbutts the center fudgemook, jamming in James' Icicle Pick.
Disarmed and dazed from "Sticks" powerful tech, Marco successfully wields the bottom fudgemook!

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I'm thinking I'll attack the upper one. The middle one's been hit pretty hard, we can probably take him down without me.

Sound good to everyone else?
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Totes Legit: Embezzle some Hitpoints off the icicl'd mook, and Redistribute them to Gerardo.
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James: Retrieve pick from center fudgemook after Totes' embezzling, hopefully finishing the mook off.
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If the remaining two aren't incapacitated in some way once everyone else is done I'll whack whoever's left with my quarterstaff.
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I'm gonna position myself between the remaining two Fudgesicles and the rest of the Popsicles and (hopefully) tank for the others while they finish off the Fudgesicles. Aaaand instead of attacking, I'm gonna protect myself with my rusty nail, if that's allowed. (Otherwise, I'll just attack the upper one.)
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Totes begins her embezzlement.
"Sticks" and Marco begin to bring the beatdown on the upper mook.
Gerado defends himself.

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EMBEZZLEMENT SUCCESSFUL

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James finishes the center mook off.
"Sticks" and Marco finish off the last mook.
Gerado gets some hit points back.

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> Proceed with infiltration (after looting the fudgesicle remains, of course).
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That was pretty fun.

>Offer to sell somebody a guitar at "bargain prices" in order to play suitable victory music.
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I think it's going just fine so far, as long as it gets harder like you said.

I'm not gonna have much use for long-range weapons like guns if I'll be tanking for the party, but that hammer would go great with my giant nail. I'll take that as a sidearm if no one else wants it.
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Good, easy first fight. Perfect for figuring out exactly how this is gonna work out.

I'm gonna steal a hat in case we need to do some infiltratin' at any point.
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Is no one gonna take that assault rifle-looking thing that that one Fudgsicle dropped?
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Well, we seem to be a mostly melee group.

I guess I could grab it in case a situation comes up later where there's no mook handy, but if somebody else wants it I'm not going to complain.
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I'll take the assault rifle. Once I get some shades the look will be complete.
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