Pong Text Adventure!!!

Pong Text Adventure!!!
#1
Pong Text Adventure!!!
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You are the RIGHT PADDLE. You exist on a two-dimensional plane. Across from you is a NET, the LEFT PADDLE, and a BALL. The BALL is SLOWLY moving LEFT AND SLIGHTLY UP. What do you do?

Inventory:
Code:
P2 SCORE

Stats:
Code:
DIMENSIONS        - 2
VERTICAL MOVEMENT - 1

Alignment:
Code:
True Neutral
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#2
RE: Pong Text Adventure!!!
move down
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#3
RE: Pong Text Adventure!!!
be left
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#4
RE: Pong Text Adventure!!!
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You move DOWN. You become the closest thing on your left - the NET. The LEFT PADDLE moves UP. The BALL is SLOWLY moving LEFT AND SLIGHTLY UP. What do you do?

Inventory:
Code:
P2 SCORE

Stats:
Code:
DIMENSIONS        - 2
OMNISCIENCE       - 4

Alignment:
Code:
Completely Passive
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#5
RE: Pong Text Adventure!!!
block it
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#6
RE: Pong Text Adventure!!!
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Your alignment prevents you from even attempting to block the ball! The LEFT PADDLE moves UP. The BALL is SLOWLY moving LEFT AND SLIGHTLY UP. What do you do?

Inventory:
Code:
P2 SCORE

Stats:
Code:
DIMENSIONS        - 2
OMNISCIENCE       - 4

Alignment:
Code:
Completely Passive
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#7
RE: Pong Text Adventure!!!
Be the ball.
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#8
RE: Pong Text Adventure!!!
> Ball: actually have been rigged by Left Paddle to explode. Left Paddle wants to eliminate the competition.
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#9
RE: Pong Text Adventure!!!
wiggle!
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#10
RE: Pong Text Adventure!!!
Become the left paddle, move DOWN
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#11
RE: Pong Text Adventure!!!
>Spell out rude words and be generally immature.
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#12
RE: Pong Text Adventure!!!
allow the o to pass through you. its freedom of speech
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#13
RE: Pong Text Adventure!!!
>Input cheat codes.
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#14
RE: Pong Text Adventure!!!
>Be the boundary of the game.
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#15
RE: Pong Text Adventure!!!
>Flip one of your ls
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invest pisscoin
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