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Loather · 12-01-2013, 04:18 AM

You are the RIGHT PADDLE. You exist on a two-dimensional plane. Across from you is a NET, the LEFT PADDLE, and a BALL. The BALL is SLOWLY moving LEFT AND SLIGHTLY UP. What do you do?

Inventory:

Code:
P2 SCORE

Stats:

Code:
DIMENSIONS        - 2

VERTICAL MOVEMENT - 1

Alignment:

Code:
True Neutral

Jacquerel · 12-01-2013, 04:20 AM

move down

☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ · 12-01-2013, 04:23 AM

be left

Loather · 12-01-2013, 04:33 AM

You move DOWN. You become the closest thing on your left - the NET. The LEFT PADDLE moves UP. The BALL is SLOWLY moving LEFT AND SLIGHTLY UP. What do you do?

Inventory:

Code:
P2 SCORE

Stats:

Code:
DIMENSIONS        - 2

OMNISCIENCE       - 4

Alignment:

Code:
Completely Passive

☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ · 12-01-2013, 04:35 AM

block it

Loather · (This post was last modified: 12-01-2013, 05:15 AM by Loather.)

Your alignment prevents you from even attempting to block the ball! The LEFT PADDLE moves UP. The BALL is SLOWLY moving LEFT AND SLIGHTLY UP. What do you do?

Inventory:

Code:
P2 SCORE

Stats:

Code:
DIMENSIONS        - 2

OMNISCIENCE       - 4

Alignment:

Code:
Completely Passive

Dragon Fogel · 12-01-2013, 06:14 AM

Be the ball.

ICan'tGiveCredit · 12-01-2013, 04:17 PM

> Ball: actually have been rigged by Left Paddle to explode. Left Paddle wants to eliminate the competition.

AgentBlue · 12-03-2013, 02:20 AM

wiggle!

Whimbrel · 12-03-2013, 10:23 PM

Become the left paddle, move DOWN

SeaWyrm · 12-04-2013, 07:09 AM

>Spell out rude words and be generally immature.

Coolacanth · 09-05-2017, 12:33 PM

allow the o to pass through you. its freedom of speech

typeandkey · 09-05-2017, 06:40 PM

>Input cheat codes.

**Kaynato** · 09-07-2017, 07:27 PM

>Be the boundary of the game.

Dalmationer · (This post was last modified: 09-13-2017, 04:56 PM by Dalmationer.)

>Flip one of your ls