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Bobert
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That's a super weird dream. We hate Satan with the burning passion of a thousand volcanoes. Plus the cold doesn't bog us down when we have tea, vodka and ourselves for company.
05-10-2016, 10:52 AM
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Bobert
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(05-09-2016, 01:27 PM)SneakyRobot Wrote:
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Can I also just say, that I love all your weird pulpy sounding story titles. They're so entertaining to read.

Also regarding my last post, by "Ourselves" I don't mean to imply we're all lonely. I of course mean close friends and relatives, naturally.
05-10-2016, 10:54 AM
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a52
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05-10-2016, 03:08 PM
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Bobert
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The Fart Frat Bros Conquer Hawkspace and establish a brutal totalitarian Theocracy with themselves as gods. Part 2 Ionic Oogaboo
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05-10-2016, 03:24 PM
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Xindaris
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A dark-fantasy/star-wars mashup setting where a curse a long time ago made it only possible to be a Jedi if you're also a werewolf. Most Sith are also vampires because it's a form of immortality.
05-12-2016, 05:56 PM
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Bobert
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If this has werebears in it, I hope it's not the Ewoks or the Wookies cause that shit is like a low-hanging fruit. Have you taken into account what a werewolf-vampire mashup would function like in this setting? Would it be a Dark Jedi or something else? How the hell is anyone going to cope with surviving in a galaxy where both the Good and the Bad and the Ugly are all bloodthirsty, unstable savages? Xin, this is some grimdark shit right there I love it. You should file off the numbers and turn it into a legit setting, with like space pirate werewolves and shit. It'd be super fucking cool.

An evil wizard who can kill people using his magical hangman games is about to be executed by the same way he kills. Absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong at all.
05-13-2016, 01:06 PM
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SneakyRobot
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05-13-2016, 03:00 PM
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Our Lady of Lampreys
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There's a mushroom. It is old, dead, and rotting. Part of the rot is a smaller mushroom. This one is also old, dead, and rotting. It has a smaller mushroom growing on it.


The story is describing Upper and Lower forests. Several kids are exploring the forest. Anyone who looked up from lower forest grew dizzy. When the children found something in the forest it was an amazing sight. Most parents got worried when the kids went to the forest because they thought it was dangerous.
05-15-2016, 01:10 AM
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AgentBlue
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Quote:[17:25] <RobustLaser_> setting: a world where mysteriously, sometimes half the people in the world disappear: but only from the perspective of that half
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05-15-2016, 08:39 AM
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SneakyRobot
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05-15-2016, 04:34 PM
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Xindaris
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05-15-2016, 06:04 PM
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Sharkalien
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05-16-2016, 02:27 AM
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a52
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...your signature... w-w-w-why
05-16-2016, 04:19 AM
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Please explain

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(05-16-2016, 04:19 AM)a52 Wrote: ...your signature... w-w-w-why

now this is an adventure I can get behind

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05-16-2016, 12:36 PM
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Our Lady of Lampreys
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all Dogs go to Heaven ... but what happens when you get accidentally sent to Hell? you must find your way out through Hell and Purgatory, all the while convincing the devils that you're actually a Dog and not just a Human pretending to be a Dog to get out of Hell!


The story is describing Upper and Lower forests. Several kids are exploring the forest. Anyone who looked up from lower forest grew dizzy. When the children found something in the forest it was an amazing sight. Most parents got worried when the kids went to the forest because they thought it was dangerous.
05-16-2016, 04:38 PM
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Sharkalien
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(05-16-2016, 04:19 AM)a52 Wrote: ...your signature... w-w-w-why

Doo bah dee dah dee dee doh doh
Spoiler :
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05-17-2016, 12:28 AM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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(05-16-2016, 04:38 PM)Our Lady of Lampreys Wrote: all Hamsters go to Heaven ... but what happens when you get accidentally sent to Hell? you must find your way out through Hell and Purgatory, all the while convincing the devils that you're actually a Hamster and not just a Human pretending to be a Hamster to get out of Hell!

(05-17-2016, 12:28 AM)Sharkalien Wrote: Doo bah dee dah dee dee doh doh
Spoiler :
[Image: devwalk.gif][Image: devham1.gif][Image: anindev.gif][Image: devham1.gif][Image: devwalk.gif]

oh. oh no. hamtaro what have they done to you

"A day without a laugh is a day wasted."
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05-17-2016, 01:59 AM
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SneakyRobot
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As the Emperor of Mightyland, your job is to defend the border against the bloodthirsty hordes of Badguysia. To do this, you must build up a wall and other defenses on thousands of miles of border. Similar mechanics to a tower defense game, but scaled up to tremendous proportions that force a few RTS elements into it, & also you take breaks from overworld mode from time to time to wander your palace and interact with your underlings, some of whom are secret agents of the enemy.
05-19-2016, 05:33 PM
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That's a good idea

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05-19-2016, 08:30 PM
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Spaceward Bound. The story of three plucky alien pets accidentally left on earth trying to get home.
05-21-2016, 11:05 PM
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Sharkalien
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05-24-2016, 12:18 AM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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pokemon but with the cast of seinfeld. mostly george complaining about how much the "stupid animals" hate him and kramar running illicit operations with them. like making "designer pokemon" using a ditto, highly illegal

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05-24-2016, 03:26 AM
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SneakyRobot
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(05-24-2016, 03:26 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: pokemon but with the cast of seinfeld. mostly george complaining about how much the "stupid animals" hate him and kramar running illicit operations with them. like making "designer pokemon" using a ditto, highly illegal

What's the deal with Team Rocket? Do these guys really expect to turn a profit stalking children & stealing their pets?
05-24-2016, 12:19 PM
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Sharkalien
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Seinfeld, but in hell

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05-26-2016, 04:11 AM
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a52
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(05-26-2016, 04:11 AM)Sharkalien Wrote: Seinfeld, but in hell

"What's the deal with the devil?"

youve just given me a genius idea for the next officequest update.
JERRY VS GERALD: HELLRAISER EDITION
05-26-2016, 06:42 AM
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