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(02-14-2017 02:25 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote:  Your body has been hosting referendums in secret for the past 27 years of your life to see if it will continue cohering and servicing you.

On your 28th birthday, 51% voted "No". Let's see what happens.

This is really interesting! Are "you" your brain, or something nebulous outside of it, dare I say a "soul"? Or are "you" simply a confederation of parts?

Also, have you read the short story "The Body Politic" by Clive Barker?

The story is describing Upper and Lower forests. Several kids are exploring the forest. Anyone who looked up from lower forest grew dizzy. When the children found something in the forest it was an amazing sight. Most parents got worried when the kids went to the forest because they thought it was dangerous.
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Dragon Fogel
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(02-12-2017 07:16 PM)Jovian Wrote:  congrats at your new job at the FBI! now here's a stack of 500 pages of documents ready to be declassified. good luck going through them one by one and censoring the appropriate stuff!

Eh, just skip the redaction, what's the worst that can happen.

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I have not read the Body Politic. Is it available online in front of a paywall rather than behind one?

You are your consciousness, which is a reflection of your self, which is a reflection of the electrical feedback of your brain. So yeah i guess you're the brain.

EDIT: i watched this video and it is horrifying.

in my story idea it's each of the trillions of cells rather than the body parts.

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You own a restaurant called "Share Burger" where customers can only order food they are sharing with another customer.

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You've entered a restaurant called "Share Burger" and must find a stranger to eat a meal with.
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like a wild, sexy Dick Cheney

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(03-04-2017 11:32 PM)btp Wrote:  You own a restaurant called "Share Burger" where customers can only order food they are sharing with another customer.

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You've entered a restaurant called "Share Burger" and must find a stranger to eat a meal with.

this, except this is on an alien spaceport that you're visiting so everyone is a different species and therefore, speaks a different language. this is the only food joint on the huge construct and you're fucking hungry as hell so you gotta hunker down and eat some space burgs with a goddamn alien.

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Dragon Fogel
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You have to defend AND prosecute it.

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Does really cute mice people, vibrant characters/backgrounds and the most adorable art style you've ever seen interest you? Read Great Haven.

Have you ever wanted to save a bunch of kids from dying horribly in a nightmare dreamscape? Read Lucidstuck
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(06-17-2017 11:43 AM)wyatt Wrote:  You are in a dungeon and you are trying to survive but the plot twist is you are the owner and master of this dungeon

do you also have amnesia? or are you so fuckin' buff that you're challenging yourself to survive your own dungeon.

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(06-18-2017 02:22 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote:  do you also have amnesia? or are you so fuckin' buff that you're challenging yourself to survive your own dungeon.

No the workers probably revolted or something and are now challenging or attempting to kill the owner/dungeon master


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