Adventurers plops, ripe for the grabbing

Adventurers plops, ripe for the grabbing
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hAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR????

Researchers have combined genes from wasps, mosquitoes, ticks, flies, and ants, accidentally creating the most annoying insect ever known! It is up to you to stop these bugs!
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You are a geologist working in the first Martian colony. While exploring a cave system, You discover an ancient temple. Seven eggs of different color rest in a stasis chamber. A voice begins giving instructions in an unknown language, but somehow you understand. What you hear changes you. Commander Stevens will not support your quest, he will quarantine the whole site. But you have a plan...
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There is a Goddess. A goddess of Shadows and meaningful silences. Not a goddess of Things but that which is created by their absence. A Goddess of Chasms and Openings and Darkness. She is revered and worshiped by Thieves and Assassins and all who would rather their work went unnoticed, Inasmuch as one can purposely worship a being who takes praise from those who pay her no attention. Those households to whom she is the principal object of worship are notable only in their lack of shrines and decorations. Beggars sing psalms in her name to ensure they don't fade into the background. This creature of silhouette, This Goddess of void, is inscrutable, unknowable, Indecipherable and, so far as you can tell, Head over heels in love with you.
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You're the person assigned to maintain law and order to this good, fair city. Things have gotten out of hand and you've been assigned to these here boondocks fresh from the academy. Despite the challenge before you, you're ready to make a name for yourself and rise up the ranks.

It's your everyday police procedural.

Except it's set in a low fantasy city-state with rogue magic-users everywhere.
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There is a tiny planet covered with eyes orbiting the Earth and it's looking right at you. Wherever you go, the planet's eyes follow, with pin-point precision. If you go to the other side of the Earth, the planet follows. You don't know why the Eye Planet is doing this, but there are three different cults that think they know, and they're doing everything they can to kidnap you.
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This just in, Polls are finding that the patented "Cat-slug" is the hottest new trend to hit the market.
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the main character dies and the readers are supposed to reset it everytime. randomly and sometimes the character doesn't die but they have a randomized time limit for when they do
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Princess Quest

You're a princess in a frog body and must be willingly kissed by a girl to break the curse, however you are a frog of the non-speaking variety.
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(08-26-2017, 11:41 PM)Gen Wrote: »Princess Quest

You're a princess in a frog body and must be willingly kissed by a girl to break the curse, however you are a frog of the non-speaking variety.

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four roomates are aliens who try to figure out the culture of earth but all of them are from different planets and think their other roomates are humans
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Mad max-esque high crime on the roads

but with items a-la mario-kart.
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You play the 4504th npc the hero comes across.
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You want to become a superhero. You have no powers yet, & no tragic backstory yet either. You figure the latter is optional, but you do want to get started on the former. So... how- how do you get some powers?
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You are the grand Wizard of aerobic exercise, who can only cast spells through the use of exercise dances and gestures.
Karies - a forum adventure (Hiatus)
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The readers are an assembly of lawmakers and judges in some government body. The story is told through letters, news reports and articles, blog posts, court records, etc. The main characters are public figures and celebrities, and are mostly talked about in the third person. The primary form of reader interaction is through democratic vote on select bill proposals and court decisions, set over the course of several decades, maybe even centuries.

Example scenario:
The nation is at the brink of war with its northern neighbor, who is attempting to build an empire. The threat of invasion looms overhead. Several bills are on the floor.
1. A subsidy is proposed that would benefit producers of steel. Should the government invest in steel?
2. Rumors of treasonous groups are making their way across the nation. Should these rumors be ignored, or should traitors be punished to protect the strength and unity of the land?
3. A government funded foreign intelligence agency has failed to produce meaningful results for several years now. Should funding for this agency be cut, increased, or left alone?
4. Neighbors to the west are requesting assistance in fighting off northern invaders, but have poor reputation with previous allies. Should the government open trade with the west?
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You are a janitor, working at a rehab center for superheroes. You uncover a plot to poison all the heroes with a serum that will make them all fall into a permanent coma, and you must find out which of the therapists is the culprit before the world is doomed.

Fortunately, you have a superpower yourself. UNfortunately, you had trouble trying to make it useful when fighting crime that becoming a janitor was much smarter than becoming a full-time superhero. Your power? You can refill a bucket with water, using your mind to concentrate humidity in the air. It only works with buckets.
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The donkey cemetery has underwent an overhaul Thanato McNecroid seems like a trustworthy new boss. He's totally not going to create an undead donkey uprising.

The decadent highwayman count has been taxing his people too much at the highways that are his private property. Taxing THEIR BLOOD that is.

The cathedral of cranberries has kicked you out for blaspheming against the Moth of Sobriety. Clean up your act.

Children sacrifices, crocs and carps living together! 40 years of virginity! It's the Ohcrapolypse baby! And you want to fucking die.

Gary Gygax and the ghost of Bob Marley team up to defeat the Whore of Babylon.

You must defeat the giant mean toad who has peed in your coffee for far too long.

Your grandfather is the least successful mad scientist in the world but this concept of a lava-proof underground submarine is fucking ingenious you must admit.

A monkey lawyer, an angel who makes money selling his farts as designer drugs and Larry the Cable Guy: Mediocre Schlubs to the Rescue!

Alternate timeline where Jimi Hendrix got bitten by a mutant wasp and then became a mutant wasp. You must inject yourself with mantis dna to combat this menace as little Jimi has risen in 3027 once again as he does every 120 years.

You love writing so much you paid a wizard to make your story about a Donut Clown Wizard Roman Romani Romanian Ro-Man bootleg ripoff come true. But now the IRS wants to kill your wife for tax fraud.

Your ungrateful and disrespectful cat-boy nephew, Nefertitos wants to eat your last apple pie but you ain't having none of his crap! It's time to blow his brains out with your sawed off shotgun behind the shed... But where is the shed? Where is your house? And where is your car?
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(09-14-2017, 02:46 PM)Bobert Wrote: »-snop-

combine all of them
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The Earth finally receives alien contact in the form of a golden record, much like the one humans sent out in 1977 with the Voyager spacecrafts. Scientists work day and night to decipher the meaning behind the images presented, and whether or not this is a hostile species.

Meanwhile, a fifth grade camping trip takes place in the woods.
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Lucy Longbones and the Search for the Swamp Pirate
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You're a real estate agent who makes a living selling irradiated zones to ignorant buyers. One of your old customers has died from radiation poisoning and has turned into a glowing radioactive ghost. The deceased customer is now coming after you, and your only hope is your customer's missing twin children, who vanished after realizing their parent was a demon.
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You're the prime suspect in a murder. The evidence against you is overwhelming. That's for one simple reason: You almost did it. You carried out your plan to the very last step, and were about to finish off your victim.

But when you arrived, you found that someone else had beaten you to the kill. Unfortunately, you got stuck with the blame.

Your only hope is to uncover the real killer... but can you do it without revealing your own misdeeds?
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You run a retirement home for forgotten and/or irrelevant( to modern society) gods.
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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Lucy Longbones and the Mystery of the Haunted Shrimp Trawler
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An adventure that follows the exploits of a modern day train robber.

Could be taken two ways - a train robber that robs modern trains or an old-fashioned train robber that robs traditional steam engines and is the last in their occupation. All of the other thieves have moved on but them.
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