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Superficial
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You are the incomplete concept of a Generic Main Character. You are currently awaiting Conceptual Therapy to help deal with the realization that you will never amount to anything substantial.

It's a heavy weight, but your genericness has really helped you deal with the constant dread. Apparently constant dread is too characteristically interesting for you to hold onto for very long.

I have no son.
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12-11-2017, 01:38 AM
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Bobert
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The incoherent gronumolus strikes again! For gods sake!? JUST HOW MUCH MORE MUDAFUGGIN MONEY DOES THIS FUCKER HAVE TO HAVE TO BE CONTENT AT HIS JOB FLIPPING BURGERS FOR RED COLLAR WORKERS!? HNURGHHHHH!

You will defeat your brothers Southern Fried Chicken and Waffle cafe with this genius, genius, genius, brilliant super duper innovative idea! The North-North-Eastern Roasted in Peanut Oil and then Boiled in Buffalo Sweat, Cajun Turkey and Pancakes Bistro!

The Orcs are back in town!!! They do not like how a bunch of gargoyles have converted their nifty little home into a depraved cult revolving around the ritualistic sacrifice of your firstborn children to a giant spider-moth hybrid.

Satanya Clueazoo the half-demon detective is pitted against her worst enemy yet, blueberry filling in danish. She's got an allergy. It's real bad, seriously, her tongue and cheeks swell to the size of an elephants genitals. How embarrassing.

David Fragnut is hosting his last talk show this year and he's gifting his unicycle to whomever will make it to him in time and mows down the hordes of zabmie goasts he summoned from Jupiter.

The god of vacuum cleaners Daa'st S'ak-uh has chosen you as his mortal agent in the physical realm. Will you use your powers for the benefits of domestic hygiene or against? Only time will tell.

The vomit of goblins can heal you from necrosis but slowly drives you insane. Now you gotta counteract it with the dookie of a whale and the excrement of a hippo in order to escape the consequences. BECAUSE YOU ARE A H U M A N B E I N G, YOU HAVE V A L U E! IT IS YOUR F A T E! TO REJECT F A T E!

Some ultra-extremist animists have been amassing an army of mutilated spirits of diverse metals and minerals whose physical anchors to our world have been repurposed into all sorts of insipid trinkets enjoyed by the unwashed masses.

The self-destructive woman Armaga has self-destructed for the last time. She has invoked from a tablet made of bark and rotten stumps, THE DEVIL NOGER! Now you gotta buy her a new soul, what an ungrateful little chimp she is, isn't she? ISN'T SHE!?

If lightning were to travel through infinite space to its very finite destination would it still be the same?

A mischevious little elf is angered that you have refused to relinquish to him your fathers old Motley Crue vinyls and has enchanted your fridge to become a portal to Ice Hell the home of Ice Demons and Ice Satan.

Sometimes it is very difficult to be a clown who has to visit sick children in hospitals in the current anti-clown climate but you still power through the day and don't let the grief of the stone hard reality that these poor childrens future is very bleak get to you

The dark god of the primeval oceans has... Wait isn't this the same shit as before? How many of these fucking gods are just going to arbitrarily pick us as their champions!? There is no real choice either, who wants to be pulverised by a cruel and petty bastard for not wanting to work for him? I mean c'mon maaaaaaannnnnnn............. Oh he's paying 24.95 dollars an hour, oh shit dawg this is goooood....

You are going to murder Valentines Day.

You are going to murder dumb Math Jokers.

You are going to murder a murderer.
12-17-2017, 01:59 PM
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Jovian
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Murdering Twinmaker

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A murderous truck driver picks up a murderous hitchhiker. Hijinx ensue.

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01-05-2018, 11:49 PM
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Arcanuse
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One of the previous ideas, but all the suggestions come from bots

Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
02-03-2018, 07:10 PM
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Superficial
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Oh heck guess you've gotta live as a duck now.

I have no son.
02-09-2018, 09:36 PM
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Reyweld
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You started playing hide and go seek with your friends 10 years ago. You live alone, waiting to be found.

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
02-09-2018, 10:06 PM
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btp
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(02-09-2018, 09:36 PM)Superficial Wrote: Oh heck guess you've gotta live as a duck now.

Never have I wanted to grab an adventure plop more
02-15-2018, 12:16 PM
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Superficial
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In a world where clouds are people, you are the only cloud who likes to pee on random shit. For some reason, human farmers keep following you.

After having lived a horrible life, you managed to find happiness in death. Then some bozos decided to resurrect you.

Your friend has invented a genderbending raygun. The first thing they do is test it on some amoebae. The results were shocking.

You're a traveling merchant. one day while you were trekking across the desert, an extravagant city rose out of the sands. It's the Lost City of Atlantis and you are its long-lost heir.

Eldritch Bring and Insignificant Humanity: The Rom-Com Anime.

Hoooooo weeee do you just LOVE juggling!

You wake up as two different people and neither of them are you.

In a world where a sanity detector can detect how much your mind differs from the normal, you're the first person to get a 100 percent variance.

You are a clone, but the mysterious DNA sample they used to make you has a 0 percent match to yours.

It's pretty obvious that the true form of demons are terrifying goats.

The more personally hand-made a thing is, the more susceptible to enchantment it is. You want to be a magician, but there's just one problem: Everything you make turns out terribly.

I have no son.
02-17-2018, 06:42 PM
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a52
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Comander obviou's

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All of those are incredible and they should all be used at some point.
02-18-2018, 04:14 AM
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SneakyRobot
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You are an enchanted sword. Your goal is to be thrust into The Stone Pedestal in the Emperor's Sealed Courtyard. When that happens, your soul will be freed & you will awaken as the knight you once were. However, you are half buried in a swamp on the other side of the empire. Your only hope is if a young hero seizes you as part of his quest to save the world or something. You can subtly influence the actions of anybody who weilds you, & you can choose to slip from somebody's hand, & you can choose how well you cut into any object or person you are swung at.
02-18-2018, 02:14 PM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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once in a thousand years, 1 or 2 people are born with limited precognition. these ones lead their lives inconsequentially. However, it has not come thus until now that two have found each other and brought offspring.

A seer can scout ahead, projecting their mind to any location and see events that take place. The greater the distance, the greater the perception. Meanwhile, seers have limited precognition of events happening directly in front of them, being able to predict, at the most, 1 to 2 seconds ahead. As well, they are poor fighters, unable to perceive the world around them when scouting great distances, great futures. This one will have to be led by collar or on horseback during their trance, and if worse comes to worst, be punched awake. The greatest limitation, or perhaps their greatest strength, is that they cannot see their Own future, completely unfettered by destiny.
It’s from this vantage point that I believe someone can have them be a narrator, being able to see current and future events through their mind’s eye one moment and being thrust into battle the next when their group encounters highwaymen.

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03-03-2018, 01:13 AM
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Mayu_Zane
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You are the world's oldest scuba diver, trying to solve the mystery of your immortality. Your body is that of a thirty-year old. You do not age, you do not need food, sleep, water or air. Your body is completely invulnerable to everything. Luckily, your hair and nails stopped growing a long time ago.

You don't want to die, at least not yet, but you want to know how someone like you came to be. You've found a lead: An alien spacecraft that landed at the bottom of a lake. What are the aliens planning? Would your immortality end if the spaceship left? Why did they choose you?
03-03-2018, 07:21 AM
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Superficial
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"Dude. I get to make drugs under the pretense that its magic. Seriously the hippest thing I've done since the 70s, and that's not even counting the whole shebang in the 15th."

In a world of superheroes, you're just a normal citizen working at the heroes' headquarters. However, that's only a half-truth for your true identity as the world's most elusive villain.

Instead of summoning demons, people summon angels to help solve their problems. However, the angels that take up these summons are doing it as punishment for their selfishness and narcissism.

You're a human that was raised by a malicious evil force. It's still a better parent than most people would make though.

Your significant other installed cameras on every rooftop in the city because everytime you kiss, you swear you can fly.

In a world where human beings are always born with something vital missing, everybody has a tedious augmentation that keeps them functional.

Mind-boggling things happen wherever you go, and you just want it to stop.

Sci-fi world based on American cryptology.

I have no son.
03-06-2018, 08:57 PM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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Demonic Kitchen Appliance

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The deepest, most petrifying depths of your local Wal-Mart
a debt collection agency is sent to collect money from... another debt collection agency

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03-12-2018, 11:36 PM
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Reyweld
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A gardener grows children out of various vegetable seeds and has to figure out how to care for them.

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
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03-13-2018, 08:06 PM
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MagicHats
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Sometimes, people accidentally transfer from the human-afterlife to the cat-afterlife.

Karies - a forum adventure
05-20-2018, 04:46 AM
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