Grand Tweet IV (GAME OVER: NO SURVIVORS)

Grand Tweet IV (GAME OVER: NO SURVIVORS)
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Grand Tweet IV (GAME OVER: NO SURVIVORS)
The Impulsive was excited.

"I know! I'll run a battle!" he said. So he did.


Welcome to Grand Tweet 4. All posts are under 140 characters. For the bio this limit only holds for each section.

Name: Character's name.
Race: What they are.
Gender: Male, Female, Both, None, Other
Color: Pick a color, not #123456
Description: What are they like?
Biography: What happened before the battle?
Weapons/Abilities: What can they do?

Battle starts really soon?

Characters:
PhantOS - #0E4A92 - soundlyParanoid - DEAD
Deepstone - #999999
Makomaw - Slateblue - Schazer - DEAD
S.K.Y.F.I.R.E. mk III - Black on #DFDF99 - Garuru - DEAD
Fitzgerald and the Yucketeers - #654321 - Loather - DEAD
Otto Motive - #37D9E8 - Chwoka - DEAD
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RE: Grand Tweet IV
Name: PhantOS
Race: AI
Gender: Gender is an irrelevant concept beep boop
Color: Cyber Blue
Description: A month old bit of data with limited control over electronics and an insatiably curiosity about the outside world and those weird funny things they can't interact with directly.
Biography: THEY WERE CREATED IN A LAB BY A MAD COMPUTER SCIENTIST WITH BIG SCARY GORILLA ARMS
Weapons/Abilities: Limited control over electronic appliances and less limited control over robotic bodies.
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RE: Grand Tweet IV
Name: Deepstone
Race: Earth Elemental
Gender: None
Color: Rocky Grey (999999)
Description: Deepstone likes things slow and orderly. Hard and steady. Full of metal.
Biography: He spent most of his time underground before some squishy things dug him up and tried to crack him open.
Weapons/Abilities: Move through stone, metal, soil; know lots re: plants, minerals; pound things to pulp.
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RE: Grand Tweet IV
Name: Makomaw
Race: Excellent landshark, terrible rapper
Gender: Dude
Color: [slateblue
Description: 3m of shark. Swims through soil. Jumps through air.
Bio: Got fired from mad scientist's deadly sand arena for being too friendly. Decided to try being a rapper instead. Enjoys limited success.
Weapons/Abilities: Beatboxing, lots of teeth, rough skin, big, marine wordplay
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RE: Grand Tweet IV
Username: Garuru
Name: S.K.Y.F.I.R.E. mk III (Skyfire is fine)
Race: Flying Fortress
Gender: None
Color: black on DFDF99
Description: A majestic pinnacle of modernized steamworks, but smaller (3 feet tall, tops). Vaguely cone-shaped; very symbolic of prosperity.
Abilities: Deploys many weaponized vehicles. Chock-full of mass destruction weaponry, and loyal crewmen. May or may not have a self-destruct button.
Biography: A race of tiny orange panda-people builds huge (to them) flying fortress to declare war on neighboring blue panda-people.
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RE: Grand Tweet IV
Name: Fitzgerald and the Yucketeers
Race: Great Dane + Boy Band
Gender: Mystery Dog + Males
Color: Reverse Rebellion Brown
Description: Buncha handsome leather jacket wearing punks w a singing dog
Biography: First popular boy band w a singing dog. Buncha punks, dog only in it for the money
Weapons/Abilities: Dog can sing, band dances. Dog has unusual powers: can survive chocolate & drive cars. Rest of band mostly useless
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RE: Grand Tweet IV
Name: Otto Motive
Race: 1994 Ford Escort
Gender: Manual
Color: Teal
Description: NO BRAKES !! BODY AND INTERIOR IN GOOD SHAPE .. (although it needs a headliner). FAIRLY NEW TIRES. ODOMETOR 60000 OBO. COMES WITH FAMILY
Biography: regular OIL CHANGES. MINOR (VERY SMALL) FENDER BENDER, (cosmetic damage ONLY); GYPSY CURSE CAN'T STOP. TO GOOD TOO BE TRUE. THANKS STEVE
Weapons/Abilities: GOOD NEWS CAR INVINCIBLE BAD NEWS DEMOLISHES ALL THAT THREATEN TO HALT ITS APPROACH ADDICTED TO COCAINE HAS ME AND FAMILY LOCKED IN SEND HEL
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RE: Grand Tweet IV
OKAY WE START NOW

"Hi, I'm the Impulsive and you're all going to kill each other. On my favorite TV show, Wheel of Death!"

ONE HOUR AND SOMEONE DIES
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#9
RE: Grand Tweet IV
OTTO HAS 4 WHEELS + STEERING WHEEL, 5X SUCCESS RATE OBO
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#10
RE: Grand Tweet IV
"Woah shit!" Exclaims Makomaw, flopping helplessly on the carpet. "I can't swim through this shit, no siree!"
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#11
RE: Grand Tweet IV
on tv show about killing? wheel of death. #beep #boop #whatisawheel
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#12
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
CLIC CLIC CLIC CLACK

"You have won a miniature Boeing 747, equipped with deadly lasers!"

"Lieutenant Glasgow, it's all yours."
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RE: Grand Tweet IV
aethlred pasd nude on bthrm floor.. paprazzi got pix. fitzgerald tring to calm gas sttn attnt w luv song. not finest moment 4 th yucketeers
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#14
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
OTTO DOING DONUTS AROUND MAKOMAW !!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$r$$ ONE MORE CIRCLE ONE MORE SUCCESS RATe $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ BAM $$$$$$$$$$$
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#15
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
tried talking to the 'wheel', it didn't talk back. this makes me sad :-(
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#16
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
"WHAT IS ALL THIS? TOO LOUD, TOO BRIGHT."

Deepstone roared, began to smash wheel.
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#17
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
"My god, this thing is hard to fly!"

Laser singes hole in wall, bathroom very visible.

"But it sure does pack a punch!"
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#18
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
"Oi, carsholes! Stop looking freaked and lend a shark a hand!" Makomaw borrows their hands anyway and bites round a tyre. A whole tyre
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#19
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
WHEEL OFF DEATH NOT DEAD YET??????? OTTO FIXES THAT FISHTAILS INTO IT. SHARD EVERYWRE. I <3 OTOO
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#20
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
Makomaw unbites, fishfaces into Deepmaw's chest. "Oh hey man sorry mind if I crash here for a bit?"
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#21
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
IRONIC.FISHTAILING WITH SHARK ON WHEEL
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#22
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
weird thing attempting to smash new friend the 'wheel'. also short search reveals wheels to be spinny thingies. going to spin my spiny friend and see what happens #beepboop
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#23
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
The screaming metal thing moves too fast, too chaotically. It must be stop. Deepstone tries to grab Otto.
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#24
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
Makomaw helps the walking land, grabs OTTO by the hood ornament. Rude!
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#25
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
OTTO THRU WALL INTO BATHROOM (apparently boy!!!!) DOING COCAINE OF URINAL
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