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Energy Drinks Thread
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Energy Drinks Thread
Talk about energy drinks, share hilarribad packaging or tell us the worst situation you got through when sleep-deprived thanks to those caffeinated syrupy assholes

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This shit is incrediawful, it tastes like pencils and it almost makes me miss Commando Bear from the import aisles at supermarkets back home
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I agree, broken links taste like shit
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#3
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There you go smartass
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#4
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Lift+ is my jam. It tastes like liquefied candy and its the best.

Anyway i got these rad drinks from the local asian supermarket a while back. Sadly they weren't as delicious as the packaging suggests

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one of those has some of the best advertising though
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#6
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Oh man, energy drinks? I love energy drinks. I doubt anything I drink is particularly interesting, since they're all international brands. Rockstar Punched is my current go-to - tastes like normal fruit punch, standard energy drink effects. My favorite of all time, though, has actually been the Migros brand energy drink (I think it's just called M-Budget energy drink) but they're obnoxious to get here.
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#7
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the only energy drink i need is wuss coffee w/ too much milk and sugar. i'm literally addicted and loving every second of it (where "it" is withdrawl symptoms)
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(10-10-2014, 07:37 PM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »the only energy drink i need is wuss coffee w/ too much milk and sugar. i'm literally addicted and loving every second of it (where "it" is withdrawl symptoms)

I get SUPER ANGRY and unpleasant at about day 2 of no caffeine. I've had an espresso machine since i was 15 years old and i start dying inside if i don't get decent coffee
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For once i don't feel like an addictive asshole. I don't really enjoy constant caffeine intake.

I do like cold coffe every once in a while, i absolutely despise drinking hot liquids.

I do not know how to start sentences regarding myself that dont' start with "I".
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#11
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Energy drinks are the worst, so gross and sugary and weird. And the calories! So many calories. I try not to drink calories in general (because even with stuff like juice, it's super calorie-dense and nutrition-poor, too easy to end up consuming more than you thought), but energy drinks deserve special mention because the not-lite kind are soda-level bad but without the taste to recommend them.

When I needed chemical stimulation, I just took caffeine pills.
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#12
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So i drank a large coffee and a 500ml energy drink back to back this afternoon

guys just

don't repeat my mistake

(i think i'm vibrating? its hard to tell)
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#13
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I'm a Bawls man, myself.

Yes, that's right, I'm actually made entirely out of caffeinated soda. Bet you didn't know that about me.
My brain works by carbonation.
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#14
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You just made yourself more delicious to zombies. They will know have an energy-drink brain to wash down all the other brains they've been consuming.
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#15
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I haven't drunk energy drinks since I left uni because it was a terrible idea, I weigh so little that I imagine they are horribly bad for me
one time I drank a big can of Monster and also ate half a bag of skittles and the caffeine & sugar combination alone was enough that I could basically feel all of my blood (which wasn't useful for getting anything done)
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#16
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I THINK I KNOW WHY PEOPLE HAVE ANXIETY PROBMELS NOW (well, slightly why. i'm joking. I know it is a serious mental health issue for some people here that is there even in absence of stimulants. Please do not take offense to that joke I do not mean any)
Yall should go all out with the stimulants and pop amphetamines recreationally to maximize your mod styles (don't do that it might result in ptsd or emotional deadness from long term intense use)

any kind of stimulant or depressant use is fine in moderation but please be safe about it. People care about u

when I was in grades school I drank a lot of sodapops especially close to bedtime and I would get these weird night terrors, of things like feeling very heavy and that I would sink through the bed, or that I was constricted by some apparatus around me, or that my mouth was filled with mud or poop or something and it took way too long for anyone to actually figure out "you shouldn't have too much caffeine before you sleep."

Nowadays I drink the coffee, but I plan it well enough that I don't have any near the end of my day. It is weird in my eyes to take caffeine pills because not only do you get to taste something with a natural source like coffee or tea but it is probably more cost effective to drink it from a natural source anyway than caffeine pills or energy drinks. You get dozens upon dozens of cups of coffee out of a bag of beans (I buy whole beans and crush the beans with a bean grinder or mortar and pestle so it tastes fresher when I drink it). I don't know the cost of caffeine pills offhand, but a four pack of energy drinks for six dollars? Pal that's how much a bag o beans is and you get at least five times as many energies out of it.

my technique on the "g"o is that I just use any ol hot water in a french press, add the beans, wait, press it down and then drink with dry milk and creamer added. I can't carry a fridge of fresh milk with me. What do you think I am, some sort of cow pimp? That can just tap up a cow on the go wherever I want it with a phone call? No, I am not that is foolish.
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#17
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when i was with seeedy and sadaf we made the istake of buying a can of mtn dew kickstart and me (SEEDY DDI NOT HELP) and myself and no one else had to stop it from drinking it constantly, especially late at night

i almost had to chug the entire thing before going to bed so that it wouldnt drink it all

thats my energy hashtag story drink
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#18
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mt dew kickstart.
Quote:Mountain Dew spokesperson Elisa Baker said the company did extensive research into the matter. "Our consumers told us they were looking for an alternative to traditional morning beverages," she said.

"Kickstart combines the best of all worlds -- it tastes great, has just the right amount of real fruit juice and gives them a kick to help them start their day," Baker said.

The amount of fruit juice Kickstart actually has is 5%,
5% is the right amount of fruit juice
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get ready to get SUPERCHARGED! From your favorite High End Energy Drink Producers...
Introducing RUDEFACE ENERGY: TECHNOBERRY GRORNGE!
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A hell-born hybrid of grape and orange meets this fully synthetic bioengeneering wonder fruit in a refreshing, tangy, and stimulating tag-team on your taste buds like nothing you've ever tasted! You literally will have no idea what this tastes like!

It's a live wire! It's a thunderbolt! It's ball lightning! At a retailer near you, it's TECHNOBERRY GRORNGE! Zapping into the drinks or automotive solvents aisle! Kick it fast-ways, hip kids of today's youth!

WE'RE RUDEFACE ENERGY. GET SHOCKED.

contains 2% battery acid
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#20
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"seedy did not help" WELL SOLARIS MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BOUGHT IT, I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU NOT TO. WE ALL HAVE TO LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES

also you left out the part where we had to wrestle it away from the soda aisle every time we went to the grocery store

(there is a not funny reason for this; if sadaf has too much caffeine its muscles begin tensing really badly. this does not stop it from trying)

personally I don't really like energy drinks 'cause there's only so much caffeine my body can use at a time and piling more on doesn't help (I am almost as much of a skeleton as jac). also years of drinking only coffee has given me a strong psychosomatic "you're awake now" association with the flavor, which is useful. I'd drink one if it had an awesome name like SAMURIDE, though

oh and I like black tea heated in the microwave like the disgusting american that I am
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(10-12-2014, 02:56 AM)Wheat Wrote: »get ready to get SUPERCHARGED! From your favorite High End Energy Drink Producers...
Introducing RUDEFACE ENERGY: TECHNOBERRY GRORNGE!
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A hell-born hybrid of grape and orange meets this fully synthetic bioengeneering wonder fruit in a refreshing, tangy, and stimulating tag-team on your taste buds like nothing you've ever tasted! You literally will have no idea what this tastes like!

It's a live wire! It's a thunderbolt! It's ball lightning! At a retailer near you, it's TECHNOBERRY GRORNGE! Zapping into the drinks or automotive solvents aisle! Kick it fast-ways, hip kids of today's youth!

WE'RE RUDEFACE ENERGY. GET SHOCKED.

contains 2% battery acid

Warning: Do not ingest,

in fact, don't even lick the outside of the can
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#22
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listen I focus grouped that motherfucker through so many throngs of teenagers-on-the-go. you can't stop my dream now.
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#23
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(10-12-2014, 02:57 AM)seedy Wrote: »oh and I like black tea heated in the microwave like the disgusting american that I am

wh

wha
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#24
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this is now the Black Energy Tea thread. Prepare your tastebuds for a dark, cosmic beverage of astronomical proportions
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#25
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(10-12-2014, 04:06 AM)Schazer Wrote: »
(10-12-2014, 02:57 AM)seedy Wrote: »oh and I like black tea heated in the microwave like the disgusting american that I am

wh

wha

nobody talk shit about microwave tea alright, literally ALL A MICROWAVE DOES is heat water molecules. it's not as classy or quaint but it makes kettles completely irrelevant.
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