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roll to dodgem cars - bigro - 01-12-2016

RTD time
This time the setting is thus: You are in a dodgem cars DEATHMATCH. Survive.

Roll to dodge?
Call an action. Once all players have called their actions I will roll a 6 sided die and their success will be based upon the result.
1: critical failure
2: failure
3: ok
4: success
5: critical success.
6: monkeys paw/overshoot.

To join this you will need to provide the following information:
  • Name:
  • Car colour:
  • Car ability:

The power of your cars ability will be decided by a roll. Lets go.
e: first in best dressed, first 8 people in are in.


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Schazer - 01-12-2016

Name: A truck
Car color: solid-plated 24 carat Trucknutz Gold
Car ability: diplomacy


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Loather - 01-12-2016

Name: The planet Jupiter but with giant wheels attached
Car colour: its literally the planet jupiter with giant wheels attached
Car ability: Really big


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Papers - 01-12-2016

Name: Tomorrow
Color: Mirror
Ability: reflects most things


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Coldblooded - 01-12-2016

Name: Star Car
Color: Hot Pink
Ability: Transformerable: despite appearing as just an average volkswagen beetle, Star Car is secretly an alien robot with guns for arms and a flamethrower for a face.


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Robust Laser - 01-12-2016

Name: The Invisible Car
Color: Invisible
Power: Invisible


RE: roll to dodgem cars - ICan'tGiveCredit - 01-12-2016

Name: The Toothmobile
Color: bone-white
Power: It leaves you feeling minty-fresh!


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Kíeros - 01-12-2016

Name: Tomoooooooo
Color: The right shade of red
Ability: Explosions

This car ain't gonna last long, given its ability and my propensity for luck (aka none), but it's going to be so hilarious.


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Papers - 01-12-2016

Dude it's so easy to fuck up red


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Reyweld - 01-12-2016

Name: Wee Lil Thing (as deemed by science, it's actually too small to tell)
Colour: Too small to tell...
Ability: Too small to tell...


RE: roll to dodgem cars - bigro - 01-12-2016

ALL ABOARD THE GRAND COSMIC METAL PLATES OF DODGEM CARS.

YOU ALL ENTER THE DODGESEUM. A 100 SQUARE METER SIZED PLATE OF METAL WITH A MESH ROOF.

CAR NUMBER 1: A TRUCK (1)
HAS THE ABILITY TO RUIN ANY RELATIONSHIP UPON TRYING TO BE DIPLOMATIC

CAR NUMBER 2: JUPITER (2)
IS NOT AS BIG AS PROMISED, BUT STILL REACHES TO THE MESH. IT IS INSTEAD A BOWLING BALL COLOURED LIKE JUPITER PILOTED BY AN ANT. MAY AS WELL BE JUPITER TO THEM.

CAR NUMBER 3: TOMORROW (5)
IT REFLECTS MOSTS THINGS THROWN IN ITS GENERAL DIRECTION INCLUDING BUT NOT EXCLUSIVELY; BULLETS, LASERS, INSULTS AND FAECES.

CAR NUMBER 4: STAR CAR (4)
IS A TRANSFORMER (robots in disguise) AND HAS A GUN ON EACH HAND. A HANDGUN. ON EACH HAND. ARMED AND DANGEROUS.

CAR NUMBER 5: THE INVISIBLE CAR (4)
IS INVISIBLE.

CAR NUMBER 6: THE TOOTHMOBILE (3)
HAS A FAINT SMELL OF MINT AND IS VERY CLEAN.

CAR NUMBER 7: TOMOOOOOOOOOOO (4)
MASTER OF EXPLOSIONS. WILL EXPLODE. WILL EXPLODE OTHERS.

CAR NUMBER 8: WEE LIL THING (6)
IS SO SMALL IT DOESN'T EXIST.

FIRST BLOOD


MAKE YOUR ACTIONS DRIVERS


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Schazer - 01-12-2016

Go to law school


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Reyweld - 01-12-2016

I want to try and make A TRUCK senpai notice me *blush*


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Coldblooded - 01-13-2016

STAR CAR immediately starts spinning donuts around the arena, blasting "Highway to the Danger Zone" from the radio, and shooting its guns in random directions.


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Kíeros - 01-13-2016

Drive into the middle of everyone (by whatever definition of middle you would like to use) and EXPLODE


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Loather - 01-13-2016

jupiter gets bigger


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Robust Laser - 01-13-2016

SNEAK ATTACK ON STAR CAR


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Papers - 01-13-2016

Get next to tomo and aim her explosion at as many cars as can


RE: roll to dodgem cars - ICan'tGiveCredit - 01-14-2016

a toothbrush extends itself out of the car's metal chassis and starts scrubbing the headlights and all other areas of the car to prepare its clean entrance into car heaven. It messily flings car faeces at tomo before presumably exploding into metal, glass, frayed electric wiring, and a large number of teeth.


RE: roll to dodgem cars - bigro - 01-14-2016

ACTION ONE: TRUCK NUTZ GOES TO LAW SCHOOL (4)
TRUCK NUTZ TRAVELS TO THE WESTERN BANK OF THE ARENA WHERE A LAWYER TEACHES THEM THE BASICS OF LAW. THE LAWYER GETS SICK OF THEIR SHIT (ability) AND JETTISONS THEMSELVES INTO OPEN SPACE STATING THEY'LL NEVER TEACH AGAIN.

Rey you are dead I am sorry.

ACTION TWO: STAR CAR STARTS BLASTING "HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE" WHILE DOING DONUTS AND SHOOTING N RANDOM DIRECTIONS (1)
STAR CAR FIRES A COUPLE OF ROUNDS AT RANDOM, THEY HIT TOMORROW AND ARE REFLECTED RIGHT BACK AT THEM. STAR CAR HAS A FLAT TYRE. THE OTHER BULLET PUNCTURES STAR CARS ELECTRIC MOTOR AND IT EXPLODES. STAR CAR IS STATIONARY AND WITHOUT POWER. NO DONUTS. NO RADIO.

ACTION THREE: DRIVE TO A STRATEGIC LOCATION AND EXPLODE (2)
TOMOOOOOOOOOOO DRIVES TO THE CENTER OF THE ARENA AND FUCKING GETS MAD. THEY EXPLODE AT THE OTHER COMPETITORS CALLING THEM ALL SORTS OF NAMES AND INSULTS. HOWEVER THIS IS IN SPACE, NO ONE HEARS THEM.

ACTION FOUR: JUPITER GETS BIGGER (4)
JUPITER EXPANDS FOUR TIMES ITS CURRENT SIZE AND BREAKS THROUGH THE ROOF.

ACTION FIVE: SNEAK ATTACK ON STAR CAR (5)
THE INVISIBLE CAR PULLS A SNEAK ATTACK ON STAR CAR WHO IS HELPLESS TO STOP THEM. STAR CAR IS BRUTALLY BUMPED. -10 DIGNITY. +50 WHIPLASH.

ACTION SIX: AIM TOMOOOOOOOOOOO'S EXPLOSION AT OTHERS (2)
TOMORROW ATTEMPTS TO AIM TOMOOOOOOOOOOO'S OUTBURST AT OTHERS BUT AS I SAID THIS IS SPACE AND IT JUST DOESN'T REACH THEM. HOWEVER TOMORROW IS RUBBER, AND TOMOOOOOOOOOOO IS GLUE. WHATEVER YOU SAY, STICKS TO YOU. -20 HAPPINESS FOR TOMOOOOOOOOOOO.

ACTION SEVEN: FLING SHIT AND CLEAN SELF. (6)
THE TOOTHMOBILE CLEANS ITS FRONT PLATE RIGHT OFF. IT THEN THROWS CAR POO AT TOMOOOOOOOOOOO. IT FLINGS IT SO HARD, THAT TOMOOOOOOOOOOO AND TOMORROW ARE SENT FLYING OUT OF THE ARENA.
SECOND BLOOD

THIRD BLOOD

TOMORROW REFLECTS SOME OF THIS CAR EXCREMENT BACK AT THE TOOTHMOBILE. IT HITS THE NOW EXPOSED FRONT OF THE VEHICLE AND THE TOOTHMOBILE EXPLODES VIOLENTLY.
FOURTH BLOOD

A FAINT WAFT OF SPEARMINT PENETRATES THE ARENA.

ALIVE: STAR CAR, TRUCK NUTZ, JUPITER, THE INVISIBLE CAR
DEAD: WEE LIL THING, TOMOOOOOOOOOOO, TOMORROW, THE TOOTHMOBILE.
NOT A GOOD DAY FOR THE LETTER T.

GET YOUR ACTIONS IN.


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Reyweld - 01-14-2016

How did I die? Of shame from not being noticed?


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Schazer - 01-14-2016

I use law powers to determine if any of the deaths just now could be ruled as homicide. automicide? mobilcide? Either way if there are murderers in the ring I will make sure they pay


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Schazer - 01-14-2016

Rey I think when we tried to calculate just how small you were, you were so small you didn't actually exist anymore.

Crying Eagle


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Reyweld - 01-14-2016

My tiny, non-existent ghost wants to be noticed by Senpai. This is my next action.

(((RIP)))


RE: roll to dodgem cars - Coldblooded - 01-14-2016

Alert! Car form has been incapacitated! Engaging primary form...

Star Car unfolds and transforms into a giant robot and starts limping away from the crash site. Star Car quickly turns on its HEAT VISION HEADLIGHTS and starts looking around the arena for the Invisible Car, and preparing to smash it.