I will answer every question you have

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I will answer every question you have
#26
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Yeah, I'd heard it was a bit dodge, decided to use a browser-based client instead.

Anyway, once I got it all set up, my cousin sent me an email! He just moved to Beijing but doesn't know too much about the place, and seeing as I'm the tech-savviest of the extended family he asked if I could do a bit of research on the old World Wide Web for him, as well as dispensing my usual life advice.

He wanted to know what tomorrow's weather was going to be like, and what to do about getting rejected at his last job interview. He's got another tomorrow but kind of took a hit to his confidence, considering how sure he was to get the first job. What should I tell him?
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#27
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(05-17-2015, 11:07 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »
(05-17-2015, 10:48 PM)Schazer Wrote: »Which software do you recommend for emails?

Outlook not so good

You set this up
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#28
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(05-17-2015, 11:33 PM)Papers Wrote: »
(05-17-2015, 11:07 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »
(05-17-2015, 10:48 PM)Schazer Wrote: »Which software do you recommend for emails?

Outlook not so good

You set this up

Nah, it's an in-(box)joke
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#29
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(05-17-2015, 11:32 PM)Schazer Wrote: »Yeah, I'd heard it was a bit dodge, decided to use a browser-based client instead.

Anyway, once I got it all set up, my cousin sent me an email! He just moved to Beijing but doesn't know too much about the place, and seeing as I'm the tech-savviest of the extended family he asked if I could do a bit of research on the old World Wide Web for him, as well as dispensing my usual life advice.

He wanted to know what tomorrow's weather was going to be like, and what to do about getting rejected at his last job interview. He's got another tomorrow but kind of took a hit to his confidence, considering how sure he was to get the first job. What should I tell him?

Don't count on it
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#30
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(05-17-2015, 11:36 PM)Schazer Wrote: »
(05-17-2015, 11:33 PM)Papers Wrote: »
(05-17-2015, 11:07 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »
(05-17-2015, 10:48 PM)Schazer Wrote: »Which software do you recommend for emails?

Outlook not so good

You set this up

Nah, it's an in-(box)joke

I've been tricked
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#31
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On a scale from hoodwinked to bamboozled, would you say that you have been led astray?
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#32
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(05-18-2015, 01:11 AM)Sai Wrote: »On a scale from hoodwinked to bamboozled, would you say that you have been led astray?

Yes
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#33
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Booooo

On a scale of one to ask again later, how often will you properly deliver the punchline to my jokes?
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#34
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(05-18-2015, 01:53 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Booooo

On a scale of one to ask again later, how often will you properly deliver the punchline to my jokes?

Cannot predict now

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#35
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(05-18-2015, 02:50 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »
(05-18-2015, 01:53 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Booooo

On a scale of one to ask again later, how often will you properly deliver the punchline to my jokes?

Cannot predict now

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"Reply hazy, try again"
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#37
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Should I clean you up?
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#38
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I told you that stepladder had a wobbly leg, but noooo, you had to go ahead trying to hang up that grey alien figure from party city and paint the ceiling blue on that stepladder anyway. Well now it fell down and you've made a mess. I hope you're proud of what you've done.
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#39
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I'm calling the police.
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#40
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(05-18-2015, 06:35 PM)Geoluhread Wrote: »Should I clean you up?

Yes definitely

(05-18-2015, 07:20 PM)Wheat Wrote: »I told you that stepladder had a wobbly leg, but noooo, you had to go ahead trying to hang up that grey alien figure from party city and paint the ceiling blue on that stepladder anyway. Well now it fell down and you've made a mess. I hope you're proud of what you've done.

Cannot predict now

(05-18-2015, 11:03 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »I'm calling the police.

Very doubtful
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#41
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How do i stop getting tricked?
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#42
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(05-19-2015, 10:00 AM)Infrared Wrote: »How do i stop getting tricked?

My sources say no
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#43
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Concentrate and ask again
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#44
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who is the best
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#45
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(02-02-2016, 05:51 PM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »who is the best

My sources say no
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#46
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What time is it?
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#47
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Does P=NP?

Do all non-trivial zeroes of the Riemann zeta function have real part 1/2?

Given an initial velocity field in R3+t, does there always exist a vector velocity and scalar pressure field that are globally smooth and defined such that:
ut + u·∇u = -1/ρ∇p̅ + v2u + 1/3 v∇(∇·u) + g?

Do you wanna split the money from solving these problems?
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#48
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(02-03-2016, 07:58 PM)Crowstone Wrote: »What time is it?

Ask again later

(02-03-2016, 08:18 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Does P=NP?

Do all non-trivial zeroes of the Riemann zeta function have real part 1/2?

Given an initial velocity field in R3+t, does there always exist a vector velocity and scalar pressure field that are globally smooth and defined such that:
ut + u·∇u = -1/ρ∇p̅ + v2u + 1/3 v∇(∇·u) + g?

Do you wanna split the money from solving these problems?

Don't count on it
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#49
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Who are you?
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(02-04-2016, 03:36 AM)Crowstone Wrote: »Who are you?

Better not tell you now
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