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Clusterfuck. Get in here.
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Clusterfuck. Get in here.
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An empty room awaits inhabitants. Well, not quite empty. A table with an unlit candle and several wooden wands leans ever-so-slightly, with a bag of flour laying helpless underneath. A door leads out of this room, with a banner over it that reads "BOSS 1: UNLOCKS PLAYER MERGING". A growth of some sort of plant latches to the wall.

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&>Devour the candle for sustenance.&
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@ I grab the black and blue wand off of the table and try to use it to set the vines on fire.
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I'ma read the sign over the door
I'm distinguished by my face:
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smoke cigars
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((If you die, you will find posting again will bring you back to life))

(04-09-2016, 08:09 PM)Fellow Wrote: »&>Devour the candle for sustenance.&

[Image: 0002%20candles_ARE_delicious.png]

You grab the candle and whip it into your salivating mouth. Chewing the waxy part is easy, and reminds you of wrappered cheese. Once you get to the metal base, you feel your teeth chip, and swallow in pain and surprise. You proceed to choke and die.

(04-09-2016, 08:11 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »@ I grab the black and blue wand off of the table and try to use it to set the vines on fire.

[Image: 0003%20nice_wand_is_ice_wand.png]

You grab the wand, zapping it at the vines, only to discover that it is a wand of cold! The portion of the vines blasted have become completely frozen.

(04-09-2016, 08:14 PM)Whimbrel Wrote: »I'ma read the sign over the door
I'm distinguished by my face:
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[Image: 0004%20boss_1_flag.png]

You read the sign, and as you get closer, you notice tiny, hidden text.

It reads: "BOSS 1: UNLOCKS PLAYER MERGING. Player merging is the ability for "PC"'s to phase into eachother and temporarily form another being, that is a theoretical sum of their parts, but not exactly. PCs merged in this way will share one body, and will not be able to maintain form if the majority of merged players cannot collaborate. Any number of players can merge together. Next boss: unlocks item fusion."

(04-09-2016, 08:14 PM)a52 Wrote: »smoke cigars

[Image: 0005%20smokin_hot_wand.png]

You grab the thick, red striped wand and put it into your mouth. The end lights up! You have discovered a wand of fire. You deeply inhale the smoke produced, and your vision shifts and loses focus. Oh wow. Oh, wo()0@coOw.

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RE: Clusterfuck. Get in here.
>☆Pull that nasty growth out. Much needed home improvement.☆

I don't know if I can make a black text background so you're stuck with highlighting that if it's hard to read.
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RE: Clusterfuck. Get in here.
A wand of cold, huh? That actually fits pretty well with my Brand™. Nice.

@ I decide to cryogenically freeze Fellow's corpse so as to preserve their body for future generations to save. @
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サ flip table!
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&Attempt to decompose.&
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#11
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I attempt fusion with Coldblooded by climbing on their shoulders
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THE FLOUR! IT'S JUST LAYING THERE HELPLESS! SAVE THE FLOWER!

FOR J U S T I C E Lobster With A Gun
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>fuse with fellow's decaying corpse
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#14
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:> Use magic. Everywhere.
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Crying Eagle nurse the tree back to health.
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>◆Bust through the door like an uncouth ruffian
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(04-09-2016, 10:28 PM)Reecer6 Wrote: »>☆Pull that nasty growth out. Much needed home improvement.☆

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You start pulling at the vines, but they resist your efforts. The icy part of the vine falls off and shatters.

(04-09-2016, 10:44 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »@ I decide to cryogenically freeze Fellow's corpse so as to preserve their body for future generations to save. @

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Zap! The corpse is frozen solid.

(04-09-2016, 11:04 PM)Papers Wrote: »サ flip table!

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Flip'd! The table is surprisingly light.

(04-09-2016, 11:11 PM)Fellow Wrote: »&Attempt to decompose.&

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It doesn't work.

(04-09-2016, 11:27 PM)Whimbrel Wrote: »I attempt fusion with Coldblooded by climbing on their shoulders

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It doesn't work. You haven't beaten the first boss yet, silly!

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The view up here is nice. You feel... powerful.

(04-09-2016, 11:31 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »THE FLOUR! IT'S JUST LAYING THERE HELPLESS! SAVE THE FLOWER!

FOR J U S T I C E Lobster With A Gun

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You acquire the flour in distress. For justice. "You're safe now," you whisper lovingly.

(04-09-2016, 11:50 PM)a52 Wrote: »>fuse with fellow's decaying corpse

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You approach the corpse, only to be attacked by the black claw!

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Looks like you died of an overdose.

(04-10-2016, 01:00 AM)Robust Laser Wrote: »:> Use magic. Everywhere.

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You grab the last wand. Zap! Zap! Zap! Looks like it's a wand of nature. Vines, mushrooms, and most of all grass pop up everywhere.

(04-10-2016, 02:58 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Crying Eagle nurse the tree back to health.

[Image: 0016%20vine%20my%20son.png]

You don't know the first thing about gardening, so you hold the vines lovingly to provide warmth and protection.

(04-10-2016, 04:24 AM)SirBlizz98 Wrote: »>◆Bust through the door like an uncouth ruffian

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Smash! (ouch)

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11 figures stand before you, 4 fly. Good luck.

Boss 1: COMMENCE

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>☆Run in and execute a flying kick into that half-brown half-white guy so that they fly into the red person behind them.☆
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Huh, fusion feels heavier then I expected.

@ I charge into the battle with my loyal fusion partner still on my shoulders and zap that blue and purple grass thing in the front.
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^^I lug the corpses to the boss room^^
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>◆Bust these yahoos something fierce
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Fact SeagullDon new fact seagull t shirt
Fact SeagullBite off the head of a minion
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I catch anyone flying near me and throw them to the ground
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#24
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¬ Bust out Super Ultra Mambo-Tango-Foxtrot martial arts.
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Use spilt blood as fertiliser
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