HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite

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HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
Um... I think this is right?
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I was very careful...
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
YOU BISECTED IT
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

okay okay maybe try taping the two halves together
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
No no no no

this is not how you treat the bebe
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
No, it's not how you treat the bebe.

It's how you science the bebe.

Which, as we all know, is much more important that how you treat it.
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
Well, I don't know whats going on over there with the whole baby murder but I do know that I LOVE THESE LITTLE DUDES!
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
He- he's not dead!
I think he's not dead.
Hold on... hold on... I'll get some tape. We can fix this.

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There we go, good as new.
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
No, no, I won't stand for this. It appears that my clumsiness has sapped the poor baby of its entire store of vitalic potency. This won't do at all.

Fortunately, I am a skilled practitioner of the ELDRYTCH ARTES. Perhaps I can restore the missing potency with a Vitalic Condenser and a few tastefully-applied eldrytch sigils. In my experience, a reckless and ill-advised application of magic can solve any problem.

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I will leave the ring nearby for good luck.
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
oh no poor baby
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
my babys are healthy shitposters and i still love them very much
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
A complete list of problems that magic cannot solve:
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
• magic
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
and with strange eons even final forms may become more final

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combolations on your lichzard, much good may it do you
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
This is pretty much the best result I could possibly have hoped for.
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
How can I get egg? I want an egg of my very own.

Edit: I have learned I must request an egg. I SHOUT INTO THE VOID, I CALL FORTH THE EGG.
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
What kind of egg? You can specify. What do you want in your baby and whatnot.

If you literally want a Void Egg I'm waiting on one of those myself.
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
[Image: TC1mKvX.png] please take care of my boys
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
I don't want to be greedy but I gotta raise that yoshi-esc egg.
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
(08-01-2016, 02:59 AM)nonexistentPumpkin Wrote: »What kind of egg? You can specify. What do you want in your baby and whatnot.

If you literally want a Void Egg I'm waiting on one of those myself.

I want a SURPRISE INSIDE of the EGG!
*distant Eris screaming about a BRANDNEWCAR*
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
(08-02-2016, 05:32 AM)Clockwork Dragon Wrote: »I want a SURPRISE INSIDE of the EGG!
*distant Eris screaming about a BRANDNEWCAR*
I'm pretty sure Kinder Surprise Eggs are banned in the US. Then again, this is probably a highly illegal egg adoption agency, so you might still be in luck.
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(08-01-2016, 09:58 PM)Sleepy Wrote: »[Image: TC1mKvX.png] please take care of my boys
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i stuff the oval-shaped eggs into the box-shaped egg to make

an omelette-egg :D
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
(08-02-2016, 05:32 AM)Clockwork Dragon Wrote: »I want a SURPRISE INSIDE of the EGG!
*distant Eris screaming about a BRANDNEWCAR*

Well you're in luck, my friend.
I in fact have a spare surprise egg right here.
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It will definitely be a surprise when this egg hatches.
carrots are good for your body
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
I will love it and not eat it....
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
(08-03-2016, 03:12 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »
(08-01-2016, 09:58 PM)Sleepy Wrote: »[Image: TC1mKvX.png] please take care of my boys
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i stuff the oval-shaped eggs into the box-shaped egg to make

an omelette-egg :D

I cant let you take my yoshi baby.
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RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
Oh my goodness, the surprise egg is hatching! (Already!)


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From the egg came...


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A fly.


Enjoy your baby!
carrots are good for your body
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