The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
>Ethel and PJ: Once you understand it's Adler talking to you, calmly and patiently explain that the actual battle won't take place for a while. Everything leading up to now was just both sides riling each other up. The real fighting is a good few meals away.
>Even with the wonky time shift that sent you ahead by several days, the battle still hasn't started and won't start until the required minimum of pre-battle meals have taken place. Some things are just too sacred.
>Adler: Your eye begins twitching...
Quote
RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
> You're not goofing around, you're ..uh...gathering inteligence and.. er.. building logisitics. Very important steps, that.

>Ethel: No reallly, You're actualy knitting armor for the ixies. .. Well okay it's just little whooly jumpers but at their size it' like .. chainmail, right ? Besides they gotta get cold in the winter, the poor dears.

>PJ: No really, you are reading a newspaper. Turns out there's something quite relevant and interesting on page 3.


>Addler: You're trying to make an explosive, think of it as no making it delicious, think of making it ultra spicy.

>Meanwhile in Percythrope the battles rages.....
Quote
RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
Shrub Army: Continue cooking your next meal which consists of a veritable feast of home fried dirt, freshly brewed water,  and only finest natural locally sourced microbeamed sunlight.
Duchess Of Daisy's army: Your meal consists of nothing but beer battered deep fried shoes, all the while Jerry is weeping in the background. For the Duchess has bought out Lady Hawk's emergency shoe reserves to serve as meal rations.
Evil Trees: Begin stripping passers by bare and eating their clothes, then rudely kick them until they leaf.
Quote