Another Me - Your number has been called!

Another Me - Your number has been called!
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>Automobile collision avoidance technique!
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> Effy: Wait, is he rich? Does that mean he has his own pool? Or a trampoline?! Can we use the trampoline?

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EFFY: So... So, if your brother lives in a mansion...
SELENA: Mmhmm?
EFFY: Does he have a pool? Or a trampoline? A pool AND a trampoline?!
SELENA: Oh, he’s got an indoor pool, yeah. And a hot tub. If he has a trampoline, I haven’t seen it.
SELENA: Between you and me though, don’t get your hopes up. He can be kind of a buzzkill.
SELENA: Anyway, be right back! Don’t mention me, okay~?
EFFY: ... Huh??

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Ah, home sweet ostentatious home.

Say, why are the gates open? You didn’t have a party lined up for today.

... Why are some kids and an old man at the door?!

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KAPHLAR: Hey, sweetheart. The hell’s going on?
CATHY: Oh, welcome back, sir! You see, Mr. Beauregard here says he’s an old friend of yours, and...
KAPHLAR: Nope, never seen him in my life.
AUBIN: I understand why you would assume so, but if you would give me a few minutes--
KAPHLAR: Nah. Hey, sweetie, we’re still good for tonight, right?
CATHY: Oh, yeah, sure!
KAPHLAR: Aaawesome. So, if you people wouldn’t mind leaving me alone with sweet Cathy here--
CATHY: ...
KAPHLAR: What?

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CATHY: That’s... not my name...?
KAPHLAR:
CATHY??: Honey? Do you know my name??
KAPHLAR:
KAPHLAR: Haha, whaaat? I’m just messing around...

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KAPHLAR: Carla, honeybuns!
CARLA: Aww! You’re such a kidder, sir!
CLOVER: Fuck, dude, I’ve already got three different questions I ain’t sure I actually want the answer to.
KAPHLAR: Oooh, nooo, some kid is judging me or whatever.
KAPHLAR: Anyway, like I was saying, my place isn’t exactly what I’d call child-friendly and, uh, I don’t take any random old dudes in unless they wanna talk business, so either make your case and make it snappy or, you know...
KAPHLAR: Get out?
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>Clover: "...is this business? You still haven't explained what we're even doing here, old man."
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>effy: whatever you do make sure you DONT mention selena
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>SELENA: Deliver the promised nose flick.
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Aubin - explain the situation through rap
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> Clover: "...is this business? You still haven't explained what we're even doing here, old man."

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CLOVER: Dude, I’m THIS close to walkin’ back home, don’t worry.
CLOVER: Talk to the French guy, he’s the one who dragged us all here for some reason.
AUBIN: I have been trying to start a dialogue, as you may have noticed.
EFFY: Oh! Um, well, didn’t this all start because we were talking about...

> effy: whatever you do make sure you DONT mention selena

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EFFY: Um! Never mind!
EFFY: Mr. Beauregard! Y-You should go ahead and explain everything to, um...

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EFFY: W-What’s your name??
KAPHLAR: You know what? If you tell me what the HELL you’re all setting me up for, I might actually answer that!
EFFY: Um, no! I mean, we’re not...!
AUBIN: Excuse me -

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AUBIN: As I have said multiple times, I am, in fact, quite eager to talk, if you would allow me.
KAPHLAR: You...
KAPHLAR: I DO know you, don’t I? Almost couldn’t tell, you know. Really let yourself go, old man.
KAPHLAR: And BEAU? Now that’s just wishful thinking.
AUBIN: Beauregard, first name Aubin.
KAPHLAR: Uh-huh.
AUBIN: Although I’m not certain why the name irks you so much... Kaphlar, is it?
KAPHLAR: And just where’d you hear that name from?
AUBIN: You are sharp enough to deduce that, I hope.

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CARLA: S-Sir?! What are you... What about the guests??
KAPHLAR: Let them in, give the kids some juice, whatever!
KAPHLAR: Everybody’s getting the hell out as soon as I find her!
EFFY: But... But why...?

> SELENA: Deliver the promised nose flick.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE:

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Clover: Decidedly don't ask about the history there.
Effy: Extremely ask about the history there!
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>Everyone: Run in to find what that scream is all about. Is someone hurt?
>Everyone: Find Kaphlar being given a noogie by Selena. How embarrassing.
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>kids: drink you juice
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kaph: deal with your new concave nose
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>So...what was that scream about? Stubbed your toe?
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