Another Me - Your number has been called!

Another Me - Your number has been called!
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>Automobile collision avoidance technique!
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> Effy: Wait, is he rich? Does that mean he has his own pool? Or a trampoline?! Can we use the trampoline?

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EFFY: So... So, if your brother lives in a mansion...
SELENA: Mmhmm?
EFFY: Does he have a pool? Or a trampoline? A pool AND a trampoline?!
SELENA: Oh, he’s got an indoor pool, yeah. And a hot tub. If he has a trampoline, I haven’t seen it.
SELENA: Between you and me though, don’t get your hopes up. He can be kind of a buzzkill.
SELENA: Anyway, be right back! Don’t mention me, okay~?
EFFY: ... Huh??

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Ah, home sweet ostentatious home.

Say, why are the gates open? You didn’t have a party lined up for today.

... Why are some kids and an old man at the door?!

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KAPHLAR: Hey, sweetheart. The hell’s going on?
CATHY: Oh, welcome back, sir! You see, Mr. Beauregard here says he’s an old friend of yours, and...
KAPHLAR: Nope, never seen him in my life.
AUBIN: I understand why you would assume so, but if you would give me a few minutes--
KAPHLAR: Nah. Hey, sweetie, we’re still good for tonight, right?
CATHY: Oh, yeah, sure!
KAPHLAR: Aaawesome. So, if you people wouldn’t mind leaving me alone with sweet Cathy here--
CATHY: ...
KAPHLAR: What?

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CATHY: That’s... not my name...?
KAPHLAR:
CATHY??: Honey? Do you know my name??
KAPHLAR:
KAPHLAR: Haha, whaaat? I’m just messing around...

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KAPHLAR: Carla, honeybuns!
CARLA: Aww! You’re such a kidder, sir!
CLOVER: Fuck, dude, I’ve already got three different questions I ain’t sure I actually want the answer to.
KAPHLAR: Oooh, nooo, some kid is judging me or whatever.
KAPHLAR: Anyway, like I was saying, my place isn’t exactly what I’d call child-friendly and, uh, I don’t take any random old dudes in unless they wanna talk business, so either make your case and make it snappy or, you know...
KAPHLAR: Get out?
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>Clover: "...is this business? You still haven't explained what we're even doing here, old man."
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>effy: whatever you do make sure you DONT mention selena
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>SELENA: Deliver the promised nose flick.
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Aubin - explain the situation through rap
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> Clover: "...is this business? You still haven't explained what we're even doing here, old man."

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CLOVER: Dude, I’m THIS close to walkin’ back home, don’t worry.
CLOVER: Talk to the French guy, he’s the one who dragged us all here for some reason.
AUBIN: I have been trying to start a dialogue, as you may have noticed.
EFFY: Oh! Um, well, didn’t this all start because we were talking about...

> effy: whatever you do make sure you DONT mention selena

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EFFY: Um! Never mind!
EFFY: Mr. Beauregard! Y-You should go ahead and explain everything to, um...

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EFFY: W-What’s your name??
KAPHLAR: You know what? If you tell me what the HELL you’re all setting me up for, I might actually answer that!
EFFY: Um, no! I mean, we’re not...!
AUBIN: Excuse me -

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AUBIN: As I have said multiple times, I am, in fact, quite eager to talk, if you would allow me.
KAPHLAR: You...
KAPHLAR: I DO know you, don’t I? Almost couldn’t tell, you know. Really let yourself go, old man.
KAPHLAR: And BEAU? Now that’s just wishful thinking.
AUBIN: Beauregard, first name Aubin.
KAPHLAR: Uh-huh.
AUBIN: Although I’m not certain why the name irks you so much... Kaphlar, is it?
KAPHLAR: And just where’d you hear that name from?
AUBIN: You are sharp enough to deduce that, I hope.

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CARLA: S-Sir?! What are you... What about the guests??
KAPHLAR: Let them in, give the kids some juice, whatever!
KAPHLAR: Everybody’s getting the hell out as soon as I find her!
EFFY: But... But why...?

> SELENA: Deliver the promised nose flick.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE:

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Clover: Decidedly don't ask about the history there.
Effy: Extremely ask about the history there!
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>Everyone: Run in to find what that scream is all about. Is someone hurt?
>Everyone: Find Kaphlar being given a noogie by Selena. How embarrassing.
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>kids: drink you juice
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kaph: deal with your new concave nose
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>So...what was that scream about? Stubbed your toe?
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> Everyone: Run in to find what that scream is all about. Is someone hurt?

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All of you are filled with questions, or at least, the youngest two of you are. What’s going on? Did Kaphlar stub his toe? Did he stub Selena’s toe? Is she giving him a noogie? Is it more serious than that? And...

EFFY: Um! What was that?
CLOVER: Geez, hold your horses, that’s what we’re runnin’ upstairs for!
EFFY: No, not that! The other thing! The history!
CLOVER: Th— This ain’t the time!

All of you, regardless of whether you are Clover or not, know that Clover doesn’t care to hear it at any time.

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CLOVER: Ew, is this his room?!
AUBIN: Over he--
AUBIN: snrk

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SELENA: Hahahahah!
KAPHLAR: I’m gonna fffucking kill you!
SELENA: Hey everyone! Come on iiin!
KAPHLAR: Wha— Shit! No! Get the hell out!
KAPHLAR: Carla, where’s the fucking juice?!
SELENA: Heeheehahahah!
SELENA: Sneak on in, I’ll make room~!

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KAPHLAR: Nooooooooo!
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>Clover and Effy: observe cool toys
>Aubin: Dont let the children see kaphlar's disgusting obscene toys
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oh hey, kaph's got jojos

>Clover: Wh- we aren't seriously here to snoop on this loser's pervert dungeon, are we?
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>Everyone: Come on in and look at the nerd room. Laugh uproariously.
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> kaph: Chase the Feral Gamer off of your property
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>Effy: That nerd stuff is actually kinda cool.
>Clover: Grudgingly agree. But Kaph's still a jerkface.
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