wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill

Thread Rating:
  • 1 Vote(s) - 5 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
#1
wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
"anyone who can finish an entire milkshake from one of those old fashioned diners or drive-ins possesses unnatural gifts and should be worshiped as a new god"

[Image: wTix0CX.jpg]
Quote
#2
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
"you know what they say -- you can't open a doorknob with crisco on your hands"

[Image: wTix0CX.jpg]
Quote
#3
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
"wh y am i not an emote yet"

[Image: wTix0CX.jpg]
Quote
#4
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
"what is this, nutmeg? it's delicious. could you pass me the milk, please? thank you, birdsen."

[Image: wTix0CX.jpg]
Sig:
SpoilerShow
Quote
#5
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
"anyone who writes a viola solo longer than 15 seconds is probably some kind of crazed musical deviant and is not to be trusted."

[Image: wTix0CX.jpg]
Quote
#6
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
"all else is nothing but."

[Image: wTix0CX.jpg]
Sig:
SpoilerShow
Quote
#7
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
[youtube]wlvrfz5MZaI[/youtube]
[Image: RjvYOd.png]
Quote
#8
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
"what is a youtube? i don't like the sound of tubes coming out of my body..."

[Image: wTix0CX.jpg]
Sig:
SpoilerShow
Quote
#9
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
"the bigger they are, the bigger they fall"

[Image: wTix0CX.jpg]
(_____/Thank You, Please
|.:.:.:.:.:./
|_ |_ |_ |_
Quote
#10
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
"You can't break an egg without breaking a few eggs."

[Image: wTix0CX.jpg]
[Image: tN4CQnw.png][Image: 6miAxpY.png][Image: xrt4V73.png]
[Image: LAbvoew.png][Image: kHYNSyp.png][Image: 2xEY8jD.png]
Quote
#11
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
"Don't get caught with your beard in the litterbox"

[Image: wTix0CX.jpg]
Quote
#12
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
"life is too short to bother separating laundry by color. besides, that's racist."

[Image: wTix0CX.jpg]
Quote
#13
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
"Let me just be the devil's advocate for just a moment. For all you folks in the Northern Hemisphere, winter is fast approaching, and it is nice and warm in hell. Just letting you all know."

[Image: wTix0CX.jpg]
🐦🐙🐙[Image: nifOFwR.png]🐙🐙
Quote
#14
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
"A bird in the hand is worth $2.85"

[Image: wTix0CX.jpg]
(_____/Thank You, Please
|.:.:.:.:.:./
|_ |_ |_ |_
Quote
#15
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
"A bird in the bush is worth $1.75, mainly because a bird I’m the hand is supposed to be a better deal so you buy it rather than only the one in the bush.”

[Image: wTix0CX.jpg]
Noot noot doot doot.

EGGS AND UPGRADED EGGSShow
[Image: 47325.png]
Quote
#16
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
"dress not for the weather you have, but the weather you want"

[Image: wTix0CX.jpg]
(_____/Thank You, Please
|.:.:.:.:.:./
|_ |_ |_ |_
Quote